1. Don't follow Ge Lang. He is also very open.

2. People are not smart, and they are bald like others.

3. I don't like talking about love, only about money.

4. Playing with feelings, my sister will make you cry rhythmically.

5. If my heart is moving, I will die

6. I need him, just as I need to breathe air.

7. When you have money, you worship God when you have no money.

8. Don't cry in front of my grave, which dirties my way of reincarnation.

9. What is love? Love is either a lustful ring or a diamond ring.

10. You never know that you are my dream day after day.

11. There are many women in the world. There is only one like Russia

12. I'm not a princess, I'm a queen. I don't need anyone to hurt me.

13. After studying for more than ten years, I think it's easier to work in kindergarten.

14. I am the key and you are the lock. You can never leave without me.

15. If separation is the only relief, I would like to say

16. Don't insult the generations of your ancestors because you are alone.

17. My wish: drink until you are naturally drunk every day, and sleep until you are naturally awake every day.

18. Do you know how to write about shame? Your ancestors are lost.

19. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

20. I smiled. The little boy can straighten up, and the devil can grow angel wings.

21. Cosmetics are confidence for women; For men, it is an illusion.

22. If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for lack of gravity when you are constipated

23. Baby, as long as you are happy, I will be happy, no matter who you are with.

24. Long term low price purchase of various idle girls. Unlimited models. Details are negotiable.

25. I deliberately and accidentally passed the street just to wait for your welcoming ceremony.

26. Oh, you look good. Why didn't you take the equipment your parents gave you to the stage?

27. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.

28. It doesn't matter to eat others' leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

29. By the way, a word of warning: change your clothes into belly pockets, and open your pants. That's more beautiful.

30. When you change your signature, no one wants to change some tacky signatures. The following is edited by Xiao Bian for everyone. Let's have a look.