1. The sky has not placed a great responsibility on me, so it still hurts my mind and bones.

2. After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to work in kindergarten!

3. Travel means going from one's own place to another's place.

4. She put malt milk powder like chicken essence, so she scattered five or six grains.

5. Wushenguang and Laopi are hungry. Wuguang starts to touch a boat right away.

6. Now China's stock market has become an accident.

7. When two unfavorable factors come together, let's make a mockery of them.

8. Everyone stopped on the barber's head, and the faces of the two experts were deeply locked.

9. Later, my mother's technology was innovated, and she hit me with two slippers, one for faking.

10. There is no concept of divorce in the mountain. I think it is made of pancakes and fried dough sticks.

11. If you are doomed not to give me the response I expect. Then keep a safe distance away.

12. Take hardships as entertainment, and your life will be very smart! Take entertainment as hardship, your life will be very complicated!

13. I don't know who came up with a sentence: ah, don't let your child lose at the starting line! Bah!

14. Talking about the father of the classmate) countless injuries, one here, one there, like a pair of mahjong cards on the body.

15. I can't do that kind of action. It's ugly. It's so big. I brought a single tube

16. Fei Yuqing is an actor I like very much. How good he is to sing and how good his temperament is. This man is very sweet.

17. We are now more and more tolerant of the public mentality? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman!

18. To make friends with a person, you should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called lack of wisdom

19. If people don't offend me, I won't offend; If people offend me, comity is three points; If someone offends me again, I will get another shot; If people still offend me, they will cut down the roots.

20. If you think about it, a man, standing on the stage, is sissy, but he is nice (annoying). This is definitely difficult!

21. If you think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home. You can see at most that this is a fake coin! This is the beginning of HD!

22. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I pushed the boat with the current to turn myself into a highly educated rascal.

23. What is caring? Buddhism is interpreted as persistence. A person who is too persistent seldom feels happy. A person who cares too much about others often doesn't care about him.

24. Because I have no wings, I am not perfect. Because I am happy, so I don't suffer. Because I'm not stupid, so I'm stupid. Because I don't think much, I get a lot.

25. The last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster of Li Yuchun, who was always beautiful and hungry, and a little girl, who was always sunny and hungry! The following is a slogan of the Family Planning Commission, which is called "The same way to give birth to boys and girls".

26. Fei Yuqing, I have calculated for him. He runs away the day after every concert in Shanghai. He doesn't spend in Shanghai, which is not good for the growth of Shanghai's GDP!

27. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be like a person. Once the person pretends to be round, there is a threshold. Once the person pretends to be like a person, he will step in and become the legendary man of nature. If he doesn't, he will be stuck there.

28. Imitating female students: Hey, Zhou Libo, mom bought new slippers again? How did you know that? Your pattern today is different from that of yesterday. Your pattern today is straight, and your pattern yesterday is S-shaped.