84 jokes about lovers' short messages
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2023-04-22 00:55:55
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1. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me. I really can't!

2. On Valentine's Day, I would like to be a fish. You can braise it in brown sauce, boil it in white, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

3. Net dream is long in mind; Who wears snow clothes with love; Just wait for you to know the warmth of spring; Watch the bright moon at night and make up at dawn.

4. Learn to look at each other with an understanding and appreciative eye, instead of managing each other with self righteous care.

5. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but can not withstand dull; Friendship can stand flat, but can not stand wind and rain.

6. I had a bad day today. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

7. I think as long as I like it seriously, I can move a person. But it turned out that I just moved myself.

8. I always nod when I meet you. It's always hard to say. At the moment when my eyes meet, I feel your tenderness.

9. If one day you want to cry, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

10. Romantic spring, rich summer, mature autumn, dignified winter. Walk by, don't miss it, this life is destined to meet you and me.

11. There are snowflakes floating in the blue sky and beautiful leather shoes are leaking. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

12. I made an appointment with Blue Sky. I don't want to cry in such fine weather; But on the white clouds, the angel's tears occasionally flick in my eyes.

13. What is marriage? It is the beautiful ending of love. Romance turns into insipidity, but it also turns into an inseparable part of life.

14. Men become worse when they have money. Yes, many men do. However, men who become worse when they have money are no better.

15. Before I met you, I got a scholarship. After I met you, I took a make-up exam. Before you met me, you took a make-up exam. After you met me, you won a scholarship.

16. Men are not bad, a little abnormal; A man is not coquettish, he is a straw bag. Men are not flirtatious, absolutely nervous; Men are not hooligans and grow abnormally.

17. The breeze is winding your mood, and the continuous summer rain is accompanied by my yearning! A message of white clouds, and enjoy the Double Seventh Festival with you. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

18. Love is just a drug. Its biggest side effect is not to make people become fools, but rather to be hopeless rather than antidote.

19. Always celebrate the western Valentine's Day, why is it just our own Valentine's Day? Can we live together in this beautiful day? I'll be waiting for you.

20. She has a good appearance and is in her twenties. She wants to recruit a prince and join my family. The requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, the best.

21. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every day, no one kissed you around, married you in five days, and never separated in 60 years!

22. When we meet you, we will be happy; Kiss you, soft and drunk; Hug your waist, happiness i want; And you hook hands, fate is fixed phase Si Shou!

23. Which woman is not pregnant? In case you encounter wood, a caterpillar can help you tell your favorite GG that you are pregnant.

24. Me! Like the dragon in the sky, you! Like the phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky and you chase on the ground. I love you and don't cheat you, just like farmers love corn.

25. I envy the sun. He can see your bright smile. I envy the moon. She can watch you sleep peacefully. I envy myself. At least I can miss you all the time.

26. The first page: Love has been in arrears, love has been shut down, and fate is not in the service area. The second line: I can't recharge my feelings when I think I have no answer and I think I am busy. Horizontal scroll: how Xinruo Mobile connects.

27. Man: Every time I miss you, the stars drop a tear. That's how the sea is formed. Woman: Every time I miss you, I fart. That's how the ozone layer is formed.

28. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to tell you for me; My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

29. As God can testify, my shadow follows you everywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time. Damn it, I mean: except when you take a bath!

30. Special advice: at present, there are more and more pinhole cameras. In order to ensure that your private places are not peeped, please dress up and take a bath. Don't take off your underpants when you urinate. Remember, remember!

31. If you really love someone, even if you change your face and time, you can recognize that familiar soul from millions of people, and then fall in love with him again.

32. Singleness is understanding, love is a mistake, breaking up is awareness, marriage is a mistake, divorce is disillusionment, remarriage is obsession, no lover is waste, more lovers are animals!

33. As a marriage seeker, I am 18 years old and have a better figure than Concubine Yang. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my cultural level is not high, I can read and read. I really want to find a good husband.

34. How could we be so lucky? In fact, we knew each other a thousand years ago. It was an autumn evening when you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Ludongbin.

35. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you pass by me, you will fall in love with me. If you can't beat you, you will be dead.

36. Let the stars become my eyes and watch over you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your moving heart; Let all good things turn into my blessing. I wish you a happy Tanabata.

37. Sincerely pray for you: I wish you a good dream when you close your eyes, and good luck when you open your eyes. You can make huge profits on investment, be healthy and handsome, and even if you accidentally fall down, you can also pick up a bundle of RMB!

38. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I always remember your maxim: steamed buns are valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and if you have braised ribs, you can throw them away. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

39. On the Milky Way, the waiting for one life and the fate of several generations have all turned into crystal tears, shedding the mortal world and leaving infinite blessings to the world! I wish you a happy Tanabata, sweet love!

40. In the evening, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into indescribable yearning. When I couldn't get rid of it, I wandered on the beach and grass where we were walking, calling you to the stars and moon!

41. When love is hot, I use ice to freeze it; When love is cold, I surround it with a stove; My carefully protected love will be brought to you on the seventh day of July. It must be as fresh as ever! Wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

42. What do you want? A lifetime of togetherness or a moment of lust. What I want is a simple but stable life. Love is a dead end; The best happiness is the care you give.

43. Missing one day, missing very much, missing a week, missing especially, missing in January, missing quite, missing a season, missing very much, missing a year, missing all kinds of things! Dear, I miss you so much!

44. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, sending you a flower means I miss you, sending you two flowers means I miss you, sending you flowers all over the mountains: don't run fast, the bumblebee is attracted. Happy Chinese Valentine's day.

45. When the sun sets, go home on time, eat at home, have a happy meal, be happy and relaxed, take a bath and brush your teeth, wash away fatigue, brush off the load, be happy and relaxed, go to sleep, and wish you good night and sweet dreams.

46. Without flowers, spring will be lonely. Without me, you will lose a person who cares about you most! Without you, the rabbit would ask, "Who should I race with?"

47. Let's be a pair of happy mice and fall in love foolishly. What we do every day is to snuggle up in the sun and give birth to a group of mice. In winter, when it snows heavily, we just hide in the warm haystack and surf the Internet.

48. You and I are single winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we fly. I came to the world to look for you. After I found you, I found: TMD! Our wings are parallel to each other!

49. Dear lovers, welcome to take the Love Flight. This flight takes off from the Love Airport and passes the Romance Station, Sweet Station and Warm Station. It will arrive at the Happy Airport on Valentine's Day. I wish you a safe and happy journey!

50. A faint smile is a sign of love, a noisy bustle, a dangerous need, a mask of protection, a fragile, strong dependence, a hug you give, dear you, always the most effective!

51. Qixi Qixi is not what it used to be, and when lovers meet, they conform to the laws of heaven; We should learn from Cowherd and Weaver Girl, cherish true love and be brave; As a friend, I want to remind you that the Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. Don't forget to surprise your lover! Wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

52. If you buy a house, you should buy a affordable house. If you marry someone, you should marry Grey Wolf. Although I don't have the extensive use of affordable houses and the emotional intelligence like Grey Wolf, I have a true love in my heart, and I will try to make your happiness unlimited!

53. Your company, my loneliness; Your smile, my sadness abates; Your encouragement, my disappointment dissipates; Your brilliance, my missing spread. On Valentine's Day, I hope you will accompany me forever.

54. I want to be your angel, but God didn't give me wings; I want to be your mermaid, but I haven't learned how to swim yet; I want to be your other half, but you haven't confessed to me yet. Love you forever!

55. Valentine's Day is approaching. In order to maintain the stability of the love scene, the state will issue a situation restriction order, stipulating that each person can only have one lover, and those who have two or more lovers will be subject to all amorous taxes. Take it easy, friend.

56. On this beautiful day, I send my sincere blessing and the fragrance of flowers to you. Can you receive my blessing from afar? Can you see the strands of lovesickness sandwiched in it?

57. Memory is the companion of the night, accompany loneliness, open the memory, with wisps of care, wisps of missing, miss you in this quiet night, feeling lonely click, happy no news, just because you miss, miss, miss you.

58. Prescription: Valentine's Day SMS; Ingredients: sincerity, sincerity, words; Function indications: enhance the feelings of lovers and spouses; Shelf life: life; Taboo: Never separate; Usage and dosage: Take it once for life.

59. My little girl is in her twenties and eighties, and there are two generations of old people on her side. The appearance admires the peach blossom, and the figure praises Liu Ya. I am at the beginning of my love life. I want to find a bosom friend. I have been in charge for a hundred years and will spend my whole life together.

60. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys. They are so sad that they can only choose a strong one from the group of donkeys. Such donkeys are named: Affordable Man!

61. Although I'm fierce, I can't be fierce to you. Although I'm afraid of death, when you are bullied by others, I dare to ignore myself. Although I was lazy before, I will resolve to change for you, because I love you!

62. I'm not so busy, so I want to find some part-time jobs. Major: love undergraduate! Specialty: washing dishes and pans! Ability: I didn't say I love you! Salary requirement: your sincerity! Ideal contract period: valid all year round, never change jobs!

63. Are you thinking of me secretly? Are you really thinking of me secretly? If you really miss me, tell me. I won't let you miss me. If you are embarrassed to tell me, I will tell you secretly that I miss you.

64. I am not short but not high, not low but not high, not ugly but not handsome, not much income but not much, not small but not big house, not bad but not good car. If you are willing to contact quickly.

65. It is said that tonight, the ghosts will not leave, the dead light will reappear, and the ghosts will turn around! May the ghost hear my call and come to your head in the middle of the night. The pale face, green eyes and dry hands touch your face and say good night to you on my behalf.

66. If I don't eat dinner today, I will be too hungry to express my love to you... Can I not eat dinner today? Definitely not! So yes, I want to say: I love you!

67. You are a happy bird, flying carefree in my heart. I really hope you will always sing a happy song and accompany me. From now on, you and I will no longer be lonely, and will be the stars embellishing life for a long time!

68. How big is my heart? I said: a pair of size 38 shoes together. You look at me doubtfully. I drew a circle of chalk around your shoes. You see my heart is so big, but my heart is full of you!

69. Tired of the misty and sweet talk of vows and pledges, I don't need promises. In this life, I just want to be with you and grow old slowly. When the old man can't go anywhere, you are still the treasure in my hand!

70. If love can be paid in advance, I would like to devote all my love in the next life to you; If love can be reserved, then I would like to freeze the love of the afterlife first. Things change, everything can change, the constant is my deep attachment to you!

71. A bean fell down. It was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is one thing called "pig encouragement beans"

72. It depends on whether a person has connotation. Inside, talk and outside, dress. You can also read and write. Talking can show one's knowledge and accomplishment. Clothes can tell a person's taste, and writing can tell a person's character.

73. When we fall in love, why do we feel alone when we are two people? After separation, I was alone, but why can't I get rid of two people? The loneliness of feelings probably lies in the fact that neither love nor liberation can be complete.

74. First, think of a number below 9 in your mind. Add 1, then multiply by 2, then add 4, then divide by 2. Finally, subtract the number you thought at the beginning, and then add 517. This result represents what I want to say to you!

75. I, Wang Benshan, 23 this year, have reached the estrus period and want to talk about love. I work as a foreman in a hotel every day. My salary is 25 thousand. I have a modest appearance. I have a set of housing. I don't need to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to be my companion for life.

76. Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. You should bravely fight with it. There are at most three results: first, you win, and you are more powerful than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are inferior to a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

77. A predestined relationship thousands of years ago made you two today; Your name is carefully carved on the Sansheng stone, which indicates that this love experience has changed; As time goes by, the sun and the moon change. I hope you can help each other, and the days are sweeter than honey.

78. Marriage is a mirror. If both of them are beautiful, it will be very beautiful. If two people embrace each other, it will be more beautiful. On the contrary, if one person is ugly, it will be doubly ugly. If both of them are ugly, it will only be broken!

79. The song of marriage seeking is for yourself. Someone will accompany me to get up, wash my clothes, clear up the table and chairs, and go shopping with me. Be willing to spend money. You should do all that you can. Come quickly and throw the red line. I will find you in the crowd. Remember not to disturb if you are the one!

80. You have a date with autumn, so you have gained a lot; You have a date with Luck, so you are much happier; You have a date with Warm, so you are more calm; You have a date with health, so you have more time; You have a date with Love, so the message came.

81. If there is no flower, spring will be lonely. If there is no flower, the four seasons will be mediocre. If there is no me, you will lose a person who cares about you most! Without you, the rabbit would ask, "Who should I race with?"

82. Matchmaking: Lonely, I am eager to find the original female animal that lives alone. My status is one of the grasslands in Inner Mongolia. Occasionally, I can firmly solve the problem alone if there is a peeper. Recently, the weather is abnormal and my thoughts grow hairy. I urgently need your care. From Garnett the Wolf King.

83. After spending a year with my girlfriend, I finally realized that I could calm her down by just choosing one sentence at random. The first sentence is: "You are right." The second sentence is: "Buy it."

84. In the quiet night and beautiful starry sky, when you look at the sky on the balcony, there are two meteors in front of you. One is called "Night", and the other is "An". Have you caught them? Have a good dream!