1. Take the road of Niu B and let Silly B talk.

2. I am gentle all my life, just for the beauty to smile.

3. Are you showing off too much or you don't wear underpants at all

4. As a typical failure, I am actually very successful

5. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

6. You can eat porridge without hunger~!

7. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.

8. She sat up in a panic when she was dying, and came back to Qiang late at night.

9. Don't ask me to marry you. I will promise you as soon as you ask me to marry you.

10. If you have a girl, don't bubble up; When you meet a girl, you will bubble up and act on behalf of heaven.

11. People are looking for you for thousands of times. Looking back, you haven't put on your pants

12. A person who does not like to get angry is often the most terrible!

13. I turn on the TV to watch the advertisement. Why do you want to cut in the TV play for me.

14. Mosquitoes are born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

15. If you want to get it, don't just hope that life is too short to wait

16. The function of the school is to let you do whatever you want.

17. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try several times on the surrounding trees.

18. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow.

19. I'll go. What are the fast guys like this year? They look like they're joking.

20. It is said that the figures in the show are in good shape. I tell you, if you hop like that every day, you will be thin.

21. I think that single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one pillow, one hug, and one between their legs.

22. The rich man loves you by spending more time with you, while the poor man depends on how much he spends for you.

23. If you knew that I would stop fighting and promise you a good life, would you bend your lips and love me.

24. I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever. I will not leave you like the moon will not leave the earth.

25. Be funny and humorous, and further make your mentality and personality more outgoing. The following is organized by the editor, hope you like it!

26. I left spring to you, summer to me, your feelings to me, and my heart to you. I only wish to live forever.