1. Is work boring? Flip a coin to play. Get online on the front, sleep on the back, work hard on the upright, work hard on the tilt, and apply for overtime if you break it. If you break two pieces, you will fall every day!

2. I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall.

3. In the dark night, I suddenly wanted to learn, but when I found the candle, it was already light

4. Women save private money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save private money to spend on other women in the future.

5. Men are used to rely on, so be firm; Women are used for love, so be hateful.

6. It was dark at night, and I suddenly wanted to learn, but when I found the candle, it was already light.

7. Love is actually a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. I don't feel anything when I get it. Once I lose it, I seem to lose everything.

8. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

9. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed the bus stop. Sometimes it is because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know the platform I should get off. What about men and women who never marry? They are bus drivers.

10. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and an animal when I put on my clothes.

11. Tired life, a little from survival, a little from competition.

12. Don't say that other people are mentally ill. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

13. Anyone who kisses crazily in front of the teaching building in the cafeteria study room cannot afford to open a room!

14. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

15. The female student who just came back from her internship in Japanese enterprises sighed: "No matter how high-end meetings and people attend, those people are politely holding meetings with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs off the stage!"

16. With her own house, unmarried women seem to be a few years younger than they really are, and they have the patience to choose their lovers slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: Let's rent a house first, and then buy a house after getting married and saving money? Woman: I might as well rent my husband first.

17. I used to be so young, but now I'm so young.

18. There is gold under the man's knee. I cut off the whole leg, but I didn't even find a piece of copper.

19. Mother said: People had better not miss two things. The last bus home, and a loved one. I want to take the last bus to the person who loves me.

20. It turns out that when you are lonely, your fingers count your toes; It turns out that even breathing can cause heartache when missing; It turns out that a person is a lifetime

21. Like flowers and beautiful families, they can't compete with time passing by.

22. Come back quickly. I can't fool around alone.

23. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

24. Love as if you had never been hurt; Sing like no one is listening; Dance like no one appreciates it; Work as if you have no salary; Live like today is the end

25. If you eat white gourd, you will grow white. Hey! If you have eaten rattan for nothing, you are handsome. Hey! Handsome.

26. If they are moving slowly towards that place, she and I are going farther and farther apart from it.

27. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for a man

28. Because of you, there are sea monsters in Qingdao waters!

29. Carrefour Pirates! Tian Jiagang's Works

30. Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationship.