The most popular self mockery and funny writing Self mockery and funny writing (150 selected sentences)
cool breeze
2023-02-11 04:01:28
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1. I am not afraid to live alone on Tanabata, but I am afraid that the person I like will live with others.

2. Late at night, the school did nucleic acid testing all night. The medical staff and volunteers worked very hard. It was not easy for teachers and students to queue up. They just hoped that the epidemic would end early.

3. Valentine's Day is coming soon. Who can lend us a girl? I'll give you one big and one small next year!

4. In this most beautiful day of the year, I sincerely say to you: Happy birthday!

5. When the spring breeze is ten miles away, I hope there will be a flourishing age of cherry blossoms.

6. The past is the road, leaving countless faltering steps. The future is a dream that carries us to the distant sky. This is a new start. You will do better from here.

7. Today is the birthday of my sister, who is both happy and happy. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

8. Be your own heroes, and do your own public service.

9. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, good luck will always be with you!

10. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the cloud is flowing, the song is free, love is intentions, love is crazy, the day is eternal, you are unforgettable, sincerely wish you happy birthday!

11. With my love for you, I wish you a happy and warm birthday. You are my forever good sister.

12. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine's Day? Bullshit, of course!

13. On Valentine's Day, we hire two children. When we meet a man, we call him father. When we meet a woman, we call him mother. If we can split a pair, we can make a pair.

14. I hope we can get better and better. I love you for the rest of my life. Happy birthday. We have known each other for more than ten years. We always talk together to get my heart home. I hope you will be happy and happy every day.

15. Today is your birthday, but the most beautiful thing is me.

16. There are a lot of people waiting in line for nucleic acid testing. Others don't wear masks, or do not carry masks, or smoke. It's really killing.

17. My dear friend, happy birthday! Always happy! Youth and beauty!

18. After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.

19. Another year old, it's time to be a big brother

20. For the second nucleic acid test, wait in line for one hour for one minute.

21. It's your birthday. I'll add some sugar and clean your shoes. I wish you happiness forever!

22. Winter is long, but you know, spring always comes, don't you?

23. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

24. Every year on the Double Seventh Festival, you are all celebrating the Double Seventh Festival, while I am drinking the Double Seventh Festival.

25. When I wipe the lamp three times, the lamp god asks me what I want to wish for? I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is reading text messages. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy

26. I want to be a shining neurotic sister in your ordinary memories. Happy birthday to you first! This is heavy

27. No one is born brave. It is because they are needed that they choose to go against the wind and resolutely perform their duties. Under the haze of the epidemic, they were far away from their families and rushed to the front line of the epidemic!

28. May the wonderful fragrance surround you all the time, fill your life with happiness and joy, and bathe in endless happy years forever! Happy birthday to you!

29. On the day of your birthday, may all the joy and joy flow to your window.

30. No winter is insurmountable, and no spring will not come.

31. The one who will marry me in the future, please do less things to me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!

32. On such a special day, I pray for you and wish you a happy birthday.

33. Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a power train for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock it on the floor. The song order is over.

34. Today is my best friend's birthday. We wish her a happy birthday and great friendship.

35. It's almost Tanabata. People who love me secretly, why are you so calm.

36. Although it is just a gentle blessing, it is my voice; Although it's just a heart song, it's tied to our friendship. Happy birthday!

37. Here is a health package for you, which is good for your heart, brain and body. I wish you a healthy life, my friend, and I wish you a happy birthday.

38. Because of the epidemic situation, my daughter has not been able to go home. The school organized vaccination at the first time and did nucleic acid testing. Thanks to Mianshi's teacher for giving up the holiday and keeping watch over a group of divine animals. On second thought, the efficiency in school is much higher