1. In the human body, the brain is rational, the limbs are mechanical, the blood is reincarnated, nothing is more than the heart is free.

2. Good women are like gasoline. Once they have it, they will have power. Bad women are like airbags. Once they use them, they will be in danger.

3. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is the old man?

4. The head teacher is a lost child of Mammy Rong.

5. You can disagree with me, but I can beat you.

6. He burst out crying, and there was no door in the house.

7. It's no use running eight hundred meters and thinking about the male goddess. You should think: This forces me to set it up!

8. Why do many pirates have iron hooks? Because the sea can only sail by chopping hands.

9. In fact, myopic children will be petulant because of their bad eyes after removing their glasses.

10. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in the paper. The composition has only five words: courage.

11. If the teacher hadn't said that you can't litter, otherwise, I would have thrown you out.

12. After class, I was playing with my mobile phone when someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her, but it turned out to be the head teacher.

13. My childhood dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect to be able to easily realize it in an Internet cafe.

14. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old while I am still handsome.

15. Some people say I have a bad temper. I'm really laughing to death. How can I be so good-looking and good-natured?

16. It's said that when a girl is angry, it's OK to hold her down and force her to kiss, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

17. It's said that ghosts haunt the Internet these days. Some people die suddenly without reason when they are halfway through typing. One of my classmates

18. Once upon a time, the horses and carriages were very slow, and the letters were far away. I could only love one person in my life, but I could accept many concubines.

19. I wanted to eat my sorrow one mouthful at a time, but I never thought of eating it into meat balls one mouthful at a time.

20. Forgive me for rushing all the way to buy spicy noodles.