1. Forcing youth is nothing but second rate goods.

2. I have a love affair that I want to talk to you about.

3. Try to be a better person, and then get rid of it.

4. I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my study in the new semester.

5. If you only want to win the hearts of people, braised in soy sauce and steamed in plain soup will do.

6. A promise is like a sentence of grass. It can't be done when it is said.

7. I especially like the teacher to be angry, scold us for a class, and then finish the class.

8. You should cheer up and fall on me.

9. Recently, I suddenly got a disease that I was not hungry but wanted to eat.

10. Because I like you, everyone looks like a rival in love.

11. After the exam, I will be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

12. I'll wait for you in the restaurant. Remember to bring money with you when you come.

13. Don't say you are a single dog anymore. At your age, dogs are dying of old age.

14. It's good that you are fat. I like you more.

15. I repeat, you can hit my friend, but I warn you. Don't hit me.

16. You are electricity, you are light, you are the only intellectual disability.

17. The bell after class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell after class is more nervous than before.

18. The heart is mature but not tall.

19. Those who want to take you home will be on their way home.

20. If the water is seven cents full, the water will be three cents soft.

21. God will not treat infatuated people unfairly. He will punish them to death.

22. I have communication barriers with people I like or dislike too much.

23. I want to raise a group of yellow people to help me with my winter homework.

24. Without the fragrance of flowers and the height of trees, I am a single dog nobody knows.

25. I haven't had a good time recently. I'm in a bad mood. Fortunately, I have always had a good appetite.

26. On the first day of school, I wore a blind date look, but it was like a funeral.

27. People who laugh at you are either mentally retarded or like you.

28. I never swear because I swear at people.

29. One person is happy, two people live, and three people are killing each other.

30. The teacher said: To fall in love now is to raise a daughter-in-law for others.

31. I am not a straw boat. Don't send your humble words to me.

32. The phone has been turned on mute for many years, and answering the phone depends on fate.

33. Emotions are inherently unreasonable. The latecomers take the lead, and the barbaric queue jumpers win.

34. People with high looks often don't care about achievements.

35. I return to you in seconds, and you return to me in samsara.

36. God closes your door and does not open the window. Then prepare a hammer yourself.

37. Brain is a good thing, but if you have a big chest, you can do without it.

38. The teacher said that I have a good temper, a cool expression, and rich inner thoughts.

39. When China is developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

40. Several years later, our tombstones will only be engraved with two-dimensional codes.

41. I just want to do four things and have three meals a day.

42. Nowadays, people with high looks are single.

43. Because I am too short, the Lucky Goddess cannot see me.

44. It is not important to look, but it is important to be unattractive.

45. She is good-looking, and she also likes wearing sacks.

46. What should I do if my heart is broken? Make dumplings.

47. It's not like I'm going to school, but I'm learning from myself. It's simple and rude, and I don't wear a condom!

48. It is human nature to be in estrus in spring and nervous at night.

49. Are you going to stay with me for a long time, or just leave when you have enough fun.

50. If you think of me as too complicated, you are not simple.

51. "What are you doing standing on the refrigerator?" "I want to become very cold"

52. Winter has abused me for thousands of times, and I am in love with the quilt for the first time.

53. I have to fight with the bed every day. I usually lose.

54. When you meet someone you like, you must confess that it doesn't matter if you are ugly, in case she is blind.