1. As far as you think, you can get away from me.

2. It is my destiny to destroy me every day.

3. Take your hand and drag your son away! If Zi doesn't leave, he will continue to drag away after being stunned!

4. Life is so funny, because life always plays with me.

5. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

6. Life is not a dance troupe, but a version of loving life.

7. Don't pretend to be a ghost, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be B, don't pretend to be pure.

8. Sometimes life is like being raped by a eunuch. It is painful to resist, and painful to not resist!

9. If a tree does not want its bark, it will surely die; A shameless man is invincible in the world.

10. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.

11. Health is easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

12. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

13. Listen to your words and hang the southeast branch.

14. Everyone else looks good when they smile, but you look funny.

15. When I take a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

16. Who, hold my hand and hold me back for half a lifetime; Who, kiss my eyes, cover me for the rest of my life.

17. The clever monster recorded the Tang monk's incantation.

18. Happiness is a comparative level. It can only be felt when there is something at the bottom.

19. All the bad moods come from exams, getting fat, having no object and lacking money.

20. If you listen to me, you can save me ten books.

21. Never argue with a mentally disabled person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then defeat you with rich experience.