1. I like to make friends with simple people. It's easy to think with one mind

2. It's predicted that there will be heavy rain today. Remember to bring shower gel when you go out

3. Be a cute, dissolute and addicted fairy

4. It is illegal to deduct students' scores in examinations. The criminal law stipulates that the act of taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

5. You look so worried. You shouldn't have procrastination

6. If I fall into the water at the same time, please save me first. Let me soak for a while in this weather

7. You stand on the roadside, bow your head and light your cigarette. The wind seems to blow your eyes red

8. You don't cherish me now. I tell you that after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village

9. I'm too lazy to introduce you to others and say you're mine

10. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried. I want to be cremated. Who knows, this thing is more and more fragrant. Then I bought a bottle of beer

11. Yes, I broke your window for fear that you could not hear me calling me love you downstairs when you closed the window

12. When I said I was not handsome, they beat me and said I was hypocritical

13. Don't be with those who consume you. If you are brave enough to say goodbye, God will reward you with a new start

14. Emotionally, I am very stingy and jealous. I like to think more, but I can't see you and others being good. I hope you can remember

15. Why give up treatment? Hospital Wi Fi sucks

16. Take a selfie when you have made up but no date

17. Now not only the urban routine is deep, but also the rural routine is deep

18. I want to know how many people's desire to sleep late on holiday is destroyed by a bath of urine

19. I stepped on the shit. I'm not so lucky. You must have eaten the shit to know me

20. Those who are very good-looking but don't know who they are are pathetic and hateful, so please remind me often

21. Last night, I dreamed that he helped me wipe my tears. He said he was ashamed of not loving me

22. Have a cat, a dog, and you tease the cat, walk the dog, and then sleep?

23. It seems too casual to like you and too vulgar to love you. Except for sleeping, everything else is too weak

24. What's so great about being handsome? Why do they keep asking me this question

25. Be a cool fairy from the top in the future

26. Ranran always said that Xiao Nanzi was stupid like a pig

27. I'm so handsome. This is the barrier between us

28. You can be kind, but you can't wronged yourself

29. Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me

30. I really care about the default input method

31. The reason why I am cuter than you is that I have a cuter you

32. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to make mistakes again and again

33. Friends ask me to blame, but I want to start again

34. I don't listen. I don't listen. I don't listen. I don't listen. I don't listen. I don't listen

35. Except when I am not cute, I am cute all the time

36. It's hard for you to meet a funny and lovely person like me again

37. Really, I am so kind to myself that I want to chase myself.

38. Do you like lattes? I like it. So he affectionately took the dumbbell to his girlfriend

39. The news that you were too late told me that you were thinking about me

40. How can I trust you to enter the society without cheating

41. After living for so many years and getting up nearly 10000 times, I still can't get used to this action

42. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. After breaking up, I can do it alone.

43. Why does the wife use her husband's money? Because the word "husband" in reverse is "￥", and the husband reads "pay the bill" in reverse

44. "Why do warm men become scum men?" "Have you ever burned coal?"

45. Next time I see you, I will close my eyes and shut you up

46. You need to rely on your love to bully, love me, hate me, abuse me. I think it will take decades for you to give

47. Without friends, you will be lonely; Without enemies, we will fail; Because friends are used to rely on, enemies are used to stimulate their own potential. The following is a cool quote of Teng I Love You. For your reference!

48. Why are there more and more dirty words? Play with the ball and you will know

49. First, you should be beautiful and then speak loudly

50. Not being loved is normal. Being loved is winning the lottery. Many people don't understand this

51. It's too hard to like me. I don't want to bother others. How about you work hard all the time