I remember that day, God gave me a "lesson", which I will never forget. Now please listen to me slowly

In the morning, I slept faintly until I woke up naturally. As usual, I glanced at the alarm clock and almost didn't make a sound. It was 7:20! I jumped from the bed and finished all the necessary work at the speed of "100 meter dash". It seems that there are more than 100 motors running at high speed. When I was about to rush out of the house, my father's voice sounded behind me, "Don't worry, it seems that the alarm clock can be adjusted 30 minutes faster." When I heard it, I almost fell to the ground, "How can this be! How can it be! It's not over yet, it's even more strange on the way after school in the afternoon.

"The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, the birds..." Along the way, I talked endlessly and became intoxicated with myself. Suddenly, a wild dog ran out and blocked me. After confirming his eyes with it, I knew that this time I was going to die. I had no choice but to fight! I jumped over his head with a "wave walking" and a 720 ° big spin in the air, and it immediately scared away. Bluff, i thought. This is, just listen to a "bang", followed by my curse: "Who wiped the glass so bright, stand out!"

After returning home, I told my mother about the tragedy of the day, but she laughed: "Dad is not for you. He watches you procrastinate every day. Naturally, he will use" extraordinary means ". But it is his job responsibility for the sanitation worker to clean the glass so bright, and he can only blame you for not looking at the road."

After listening, I didn't sigh: "God, your class is really" meaningful "ah!"