His Humorous Composition (1)
He's always so humorous
Six, Yifu School, Mindong Road, Deyang City, Sichuan Province Pan Ruiyang of Class D is of medium stature, vigorous physique, always dressed like a British gentleman, and always walks with a smile on his face... He is the head teacher of Class D, Grade 6 - Teacher Zhong Xiaobing.
I remember the first day of school, looking at his majestic figure and smiling walking posture, I always felt very awkward.
But within a few days, my impression of him changed. He is too good at "happy education". His Chinese classes are always humorous and funny, which often makes us laugh more than ever. He makes the classroom atmosphere very active and always leaves us a deep impression. Even Feng Qiushi, the most popular comedian, is willing to fail.
"Boys and girls, we are going to have the lesson of" The Poor "today." He turned around and wrote down the topic on the blackboard smartly. Then ask the students to read what they think is moving. Because my reading level is really not flattering, I silently prayed to the teacher not to whip me, but I didn't expect that the first one would ask me to read. I had no choice but to force myself to read. Because I have rhinitis, I gave my nose a hard blow before reading. Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhong said with a smile, "Don't cry!" At this time, the whole class burst into laughter, and the classroom atmosphere immediately became active. Alas, I can't help it. Who made Sir's humor level reach "international level".
He really has a set of teaching methods. A few days ago, after he knew that we were not familiar with the text, let's recite all the texts. This can hold us "male generals" who usually want to muddle through, and we are "ready to cry without tears". But after several days of "training", we have learned a lot about many texts. No wonder our class ranks top in average scores in every exam.
Now, we can all feel that he is not simple, and it seems that the honor of "grade leader" is really well deserved.
Look, he comes to us again with a smile
His Humorous Composition (2)
In the humor field of this class, Tian Conghai, who is unusually short, has the largest number of votes. He defeated his arch rival, Mr. Ou, by 10 votes. Although Mr. Ou is much higher than Mr. Tian Conghai, he is much more skilled than Mr. Ou in soliciting votes. According to director Wang of the underground intelligence bureau of our class, when interviewed by reporters, "he has several materials about Tian Conghai, which can explain why Tian Conghai has more votes than Mr. Ou.
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At this year's class New Year's Day celebration, Tian Conghai was forced to perform on the stage. I can't help it. Under the condition that the public is boiling with passion and seems to be about to erupt. Tian Conghai came to his wit in a hurry and wrote and directed a fairy tale play called "The Wolf Comes"
"Don't think this is an old story," Tian Conghai said. When Tian Conghai saw Ou Xiaodi, he said, 'Play with you'. Hearing this, Ou Xiaodi went home in a rage. Finally, the wolf really came. The cruel wolf ate all the fat sheep. However, the shepherds had to take refuge on the prepared rockets to the moon. " When the voice of Tianconghai dialect just dropped, it was not thunderous applause, but earth shaking laughter.
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Tian Conghai not only performed the drama well, but also performed his facial expressions very well. In one class, the teacher asked us to perform happy, angry and sad. You can also contribute and fear. Seeing that no one raised his hand, the teacher was ready to call the shots in person. Suddenly, a man proposed that Tian Conghai should perform on the stage. Then, everyone agreed to let Tian Conghai perform on the stage. Poor Haihai. He walked with heavy steps to the platform step by step. here we are. He made a series of expressions according to the teacher's instructions, and added some actions by himself. For example, during the performance of Xi, he used one hand to support his chin. In the performance of anger, he raised his hands above his head. When performing fear, he put his fingers in his mouth and his feet were still shaking.
The director of the intelligence bureau said, "I very much agree with Tian Conghai's behaviors, because he makes our intense study life more enjoyable. I encourage him." After hearing the director's words, I couldn't help nodding, and also hoped that Tian Conghai would win the championship in the next election.
His Humorous Composition (3)
In the humor field of this class, Tian Conghai, who is unusually short, has the largest number of votes. He defeated his arch rival, Mr. Ou, by 10 votes. Although Mr. Ou is much higher than Mr. Tian Conghai, he is much more skilled than Mr. Ou in soliciting votes. According to director Wang of the underground intelligence bureau of our class, when interviewed by reporters, "he has several materials about Tian Conghai, which can explain why Tian Conghai has more votes than Mr. Ou.
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At this year's class New Year's Day celebration, Tian Conghai was forced to perform on the stage. I can't help it. Under the condition that the public is boiling with passion and seems to be about to erupt. Tian Conghai came up with wisdom in a hurry and wrote and directed a fairy tale drama "The Wolf Comes".
"Don't think this is an old story." Tian Conghai said, "I promise you are the first time to listen to this story from birth to now." After saying that, his program began: "Once upon a time, there was a shepherd named Tian Conghai. He was idle at home, so he called the wolf." When Ou Xiaodi heard this, he put down the iron pot and came running. When Tian Conghai saw Ou Xiaodi, he said, 'Play with you'. Hearing this, Ou Xiaodi went home in a rage. Finally, the wolf really came. The cruel wolf ate all the fat sheep. However, the shepherds had to take refuge on the prepared rockets to the moon. " When the voice of Tianconghai dialect just dropped, it was not thunderous applause, but earth shaking laughter.
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Tian Conghai not only performed the drama well, but also performed his facial expressions very well. In one class, the teacher asked us to perform happiness, anger, sadness and fear. Seeing that no one raised his hand, the teacher was ready to call the shots in person. Suddenly, a man proposed that Tian Conghai should perform on the stage. Then, everyone agreed to let Tian Conghai perform on the stage. Poor Haihai. He walked to the platform with heavy steps. here we are. He made a series of expressions according to the teacher's instructions, and added some actions by himself. For example, during the performance of Xi, he used one hand to support his chin. In the performance of anger, he raised his hands above his head. When performing fear, he put his fingers in his mouth and his feet were still shaking.
The director of the intelligence bureau said, "I very much agree with Tian Conghai's behavior, because he makes our intense study life more enjoyable. I encourage him." After hearing the director's words, I couldn't help nodding, and also hoped that Tian Conghai would win the championship in the next election.
His Humorous Composition (4)
He is of medium stature, vigorous physique, always dressed like a British gentleman, and always walks with a smile... He is the head teacher of Class D, Grade 6 - Teacher Zhong Xiaobing.
I remember the first day of school, looking at his majestic figure and smiling walking posture, I always felt quite awkward.
But within a few days, my impression of him changed. He is too good at "happy education". His Chinese classes are always humorous and funny, which often makes us laugh more and more. He makes the classroom atmosphere very active, which always leaves us a deep impression. Even Feng Qiushi, the most popular comedian, is willing to fail.
"Boys and girls, we are going to have the lesson of" The Poor "today." He turned around and wrote down the topic on the blackboard smartly. Then ask the students to read what they think is moving. Because my reading level is really not flattering, I silently prayed to the teacher not to whip me, but I didn't expect that the first one would ask me to read. I had no choice but to force myself to read. Because I have rhinitis, I gave my nose a hard blow before reading. Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhong said with a smile, "Don't cry!" At this time, the whole class burst into laughter, and the classroom atmosphere immediately became active. Alas, I can't help it. Who made Sir's humor level reach "international level".
He really has a set of teaching methods. A few days ago, after he knew that we were not familiar with the content of the text, let's recite all the texts. This can hold us "male generals" who usually want to muddle through, and we are "ready to cry without tears". But after several days of "training", we have learned a lot about many texts. No wonder our class ranks top in average scores in every exam.
Now, we can all feel that he is not simple, and it seems that the honor of "grade leader" is really well deserved.
Look, he comes to us again with a smile
His Humorous Composition (5)
He is my classmate, a very humorous person.
His skin is very dark, compared with his white teeth - hey! One day, one place. He dyed his hair, which seemed to be a bit handsome. But, a short man, can he be handsome? sorry， It's a little contemptuous! What's more, his nose is so big. You just need to ask who has the biggest nose in the class, and nobody will not tell him. Looking at the symbolic nose, it is inevitably more interesting.
Take yesterday for example! After self-study in the afternoon, he sang: "Wang Nan bei jing, I left a lot of love." Translation: "Wang Nan is in Beijing, I left a lot of love." He not only changed other people's songs, but also violated my right to name. His voice was so loud that many people in the class heard him. However, I didn't blame him because I was used to his humor.
Every time after class, he would do some strange actions. His appearance is a bit like an orangutan. He clenches his hands and keeps hammering his body, which is very funny. He also sang like a superstar without making a sound, but we all "heard" his humor. His catwalk, animals and people always make us laugh. His humor is always full of enthusiasm. As long as you forget to bring something, he will say to you without changing his face: "Oh! I didn't bring it, what should I do?" In fact, he did, just a little humor! After that, he will generously lend you what you need.
He joined the ranks of "geeks". Although it is not the third day of junior high school, the atmosphere is more tense than that of the third day of junior high school. After studying, he can always make us laugh. Let us get relaxed.
He is such a person, my classmate Xu Xiang! What a humorous person! He has many friends, so he is easy to get along with? A humorous person, who doesn't want him to be his friend?
Hee hee... This is my classmate, a humorous person!
His Humorous Composition (6)
At this year's class New Year's Day celebration, Tian Conghai was forced to perform on the stage. I can't help it. Under the condition that the public is boiling with passion and seems to be about to erupt. Tian Conghai was quick to get wise. He wrote and directed a fairy tale play called "The Wolf is Coming". "Don't think this is an old story." Tian Conghai said, "I promise you are the first time to listen to this story since you were born." After that, his program began: "Once upon a time, there was a shepherd named Tian Conghai. He had nothing to do at home, so he called the wolf." Hearing this, Ou Xiaodi, who was far below the mountain, put down the iron pot and came running. When Tian Conghai saw Ou Xiaodi, he said, 'Play with you'. Hearing this, Ou Xiaodi went home in a rage. Finally, the wolf really came. The cruel wolf ate all the fat sheep. However, the shepherds had to take refuge on the prepared rockets to the moon. " When the voice of Tianconghai dialect just dropped, it was not thunderous applause, but earth shaking laughter.
Ertian Conghai not only performed the drama well, but also performed his facial expressions very well. In one class, the teacher asked us to perform happiness, anger, sadness and fear. Seeing that no one raised his hand, the teacher was ready to call the shots in person. Suddenly, a man proposed that Tian Conghai should perform on the stage. Then, everyone agreed to let Tian Conghai perform on the stage. Poor Haihai. He walked with heavy steps to the platform step by step. here we are. He made a series of expressions according to the teacher's instructions, and added some actions by himself. For example, during the performance of Xi, he used one hand to support his chin. In the performance of anger, he raised his hands above his head. When performing fear, he put his fingers in his mouth and his feet were still shaking.
The director of the intelligence bureau said, "I very much agree with Tian Conghai's behavior, because he makes our intense study life more enjoyable. I encourage him." After hearing the director's words, I couldn't help nodding, and also hoped that Tian Conghai would win the championship in the next election.
His Humorous Composition (7)
Once, the English teacher asked us to mark the English word "robot", and then asked the students to answer. The English teacher called him, but he answered a "meat bun". The whole class burst into laughter. Only the English teacher's face was as red as pig's liver. He then said, "Teacher, have you put rouge on?" The English teacher shouted, "Get out of here!" He walked out of the classroom obediently and did not forget to say "goodbye". We laughed again.
Another time, a student played dead and lay motionless on the ground, unable to pull it up. Then he came up and said: "Students, I now have a pill, can you believe it?" "Letter.", He also said: "I don't want to eat, I......" But what's the truth? He held a paper ball in his hand.
He is humorous and kind. One day, it was raining heavily. I walked with him on the same road. Suddenly, he stopped. I said, "Hurry up! It's raining harder and harder." I moved my umbrella to him as I said. He said, "Look there!" It was a kitten hiding in the corner, letting the wind and rain blow. He saw that the kitten was extremely hungry. He took out a chicken fillet and let it eat it. The kitten devoured it quickly. Finally, he took the kitten home to raise it.
Oh, I forgot to mention that his name is Xu Zeli, a good classmate who is humorous and kind.
His Humorous Composition (8)
He is a humorous person He is a man of humor
I have a very close friend. His name is Permit Fan. I became poor and humble friends with him in the third grade. At that time, because we thought it was fun, we also bowed down to him! The reason why he and I can become good friends is that his humorous character makes me appreciate.
He is fat and not tall. There was always a smile on his round face, and his eyes were vivid, flashing a humorous light. His nose is small and cute in his face. His mouth is very good at saying that as long as he can speak a word, he will talk incessantly, saying one or two humorous words from time to time, causing people to laugh wildly. His ears are very small. People will always say to him, "Small ears are not beautiful!" He will say in a relaxed and humorous tone, "This ear is not a decoration. It has its own practical value. How can you say it is' ugly '?"
If he is humorous, he will share his humor with others, making the whole serious class full of laughter.
In the sixth grade, he sat in front of me. On one exam, a poem was filled in the blank, which had not been taught at that time, and other students were empty there. Only he added a sentence after "green girls and green girls can bear cold": Chang'e hugged the rabbit and read Wu Gang. This made the Chinese teacher and the whole class happy and praised Fan's humor.
It's more than once or twice that anyone can pretend to be stupid.
That time, I asked him if he knew who Jiang Daao was. He nodded. The next day, he brought some peppers and was ready to play the game of "grabbing peppers" with me. It turned out that he interpreted "Jiang Daao" as "grabbing pepper".
Another time, I asked him if he had ever heard of San Francisco, a famous city in the United States? He thought hard and could not answer. I think, according to his knowledge, it is impossible not to know San Francisco! Later, when asked why, he said that he thought "San Francisco" was "Old Ding Shan". This caused me to burst out laughing.
His humor deeply affected me, so when I was about to graduate from Grade 6, others were worried about the pressure. Only me and him treated every day with a relaxed and peaceful attitude, so we got good results in the exam.
He is a man with a humorous personality Composition 2 He is a man of humor
Today, the man I'm going to write about is Liu Liu. He is not the big head of Liu in "Country Love", but a classmate in my class.
He is 13 years old. He has yellow hair and cross eyed. His altitude is very low, and his body shape has been developing horizontally. He is popular, cute and like a ball, so his classmates call him "Liuliu" instead of calling him by his first name.
Although Ryukyu can not be compared with Big Head Liu, his natural humor and quick response ability have brought us endless joy.
Once, the Chinese teacher came to the classroom with passion and accidentally splashed saliva on his face. The Chinese teacher was very embarrassed and kept apologizing. He wiped his face with his hands and licked his fingers with his tongue, saying: "Teacher, your saliva is so rich in protein and sweet, can you have more?" The students laughed and the teacher smiled easily.
One student bought a pen from a stationery store, which was very exquisite. One student saw it and said it was an "angel" brand, so everyone talked about it in the self-study class. Some people say that although the "Angel" brand pen is exquisite, it is not easy to use. Some people retort that you bought "junk". Liu Liu, who was working on the question next to me, heard that he was talking about "angels", and said loudly: "'Heaven's shit', I know, isn't it God's shit?" The students burst out laughing, but he didn't understand what was going on, and continued: "Do you know what God's shit is? It's hail, what God's urine is? It's rain, what God's fart is? It's thunder..." He glared at his eyes, flickering and gesticulating with his hands. The students laughed their heads up and down. One student laughed so hard that he vomited all the water he was drinking into his mouth on the back of the former student, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt... Fortunately, the teacher came, otherwise he would still talk.
He likes books, especially comic books. One night, he was fascinated by a comic book and forgot that his teacher asked him to recite ancient poems. The next day, when the teacher asked him to recite ancient poems in class, he was blinded and thought quickly. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and remembered, so he raised his hand.
"Spring sleeps before dawn, and birds crow everywhere. Mahjong sounds at night, and cartoons are hard to read." It turned out that he recited the new edition of Spring Dawn in a magazine.
The whole room was filled with laughter, and the Chinese teacher could not laugh or cry.
This is Liu Liu, a humorous and funny Liuliu. Every day with him, we feel very happy, very happy. His humorous and witty character has infected us, so that we can face optimistically and calmly no matter how great difficulties we encounter.
He is a man of humor Composition 3 He is a man of humor
He is my classmate, a very humorous person.
His skin is very dark, compared with his white teeth - hey! One day, one place. He dyed his hair, which seemed to be a bit handsome. But, a short man, can he be handsome? Sorry， It's a little contemptuous! What's more, his nose is so big. You just need to ask who has the biggest nose in the class, and nobody will not tell him. Looking at the symbolic nose, it is inevitably more interesting.
Take yesterday for example! After self-study in the afternoon, he sang: "WangnaninBeijing, I left a lot of love." Translation: "Wang Nan is in Beijing, I left a lot of love." He not only changed other people's songs, but also violated my right to name. His voice was so loud that many people in the class heard him. However, I didn't blame him because I was used to his humor.
Every time after class, he would do some strange actions. His appearance is a bit like an orangutan. He clenches his hands and keeps hammering his body, which is very funny. He also sang like a superstar without making a sound, but we all "heard" his humor. His catwalk, animals and people always make us laugh. His humor is always full of enthusiasm. As long as you forget to bring something, he will say to you without changing his face: "Oh! I didn't bring it, what should I do?" In fact, he did, just a little humor! After that, he will generously lend you what you need.
He joined the ranks of "geeks". Although it is not the third day of junior high school, the atmosphere is more tense than that of the third day of junior high school. After studying, he can always make us laugh. Let us get relaxed.
He is such a person, my classmate Xu Xiang! What a humorous person! He has many friends, so he is easy to get along with? A humorous person, who doesn't want him to be his friend?
Hee hee... This is my classmate, a humorous person!
His Humorous Composition (9)
He is my classmate, a very humorous person.
His skin is very white, compared with his white teeth! He dyed his hair, which seemed to be a bit handsome. But, a short man, can he be handsome? sorry， It's a little contemptuous! What's more, his nose is so big. You just need to ask who has the biggest nose in the class, and nobody will not tell him. Looking at the symbolic nose, it is inevitably more interesting.
Take yesterday for example! After self-study in the afternoon, he sang: "Wang nan in Beijing, I left a lot of love." Translation: "Wang Nan in Beijing, I left a lot of love." He not only changed other people's songs, but also violated my right to name. His voice was so loud that many people in the class heard him. However, I didn't blame him because I was used to his humor.
Every time after class, he would do some strange actions. His appearance is a bit like an orangutan. He clenches his hands and keeps hammering his body, which is very funny. He also sang like a superstar without making a sound, but we all "heard" his humor. His catwalk, animals and people always make us laugh. His humor is always full of enthusiasm. As long as you forget to bring something, he will say to you without changing his face: "Oh! I didn't bring it, what should I do?" In fact, he did, just a little humor! After that, he will generously lend you what you need.
He joined the ranks of "geeks". Although it is not the third day of junior high school, the atmosphere is more tense than that of the third day of junior high school. After studying, he can always make us laugh. Let us get relaxed.
He is such a person, my classmate Fan Jiagang! What a humorous person! He has many friends. Who doesn't want him to be his friend, such an easy to get along with and humorous person?
Hee hee... This is my classmate, a humorous person!
