1. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.

2. If you have nothing to do, you should learn from others' Tencent and call me dear every day!

3. If men want money, they are destined for everyone

4. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

5. They say I don't have IQ EQ, so what? At least we have

6. This book is very beautiful, so I have been reluctant to read it.

7. Before he could get involved in philandering, he was pulled out

8. I fought fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

9. You are short of cover from childhood to childhood. You are short of love. Your waist is tied with hemp rope. Your head is covered with pot cover

10. Sometimes love is like being drunk. Although the mind is clear, the behavior is out of control.

11. God has three apples: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one let Jobs bite!

12. I think that single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one pillow, one hug, and one between their legs.

13. Can be arrogant moldy, not to humble love!

14. I'll go. What are the fast guys like this year? They look like they're joking.

15. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always humiliates me.

16. Cucumbers must be shot, and life must be short without regrets.

17. I believe that the moon will prove that our love will last forever. I will not leave you like the moon will not leave the earth.

18. If you have a girl, don't bubble up; When you meet a girl, you will bubble up and act on behalf of heaven.

19. Are you showing off too much or you don't wear underpants at all

20. We are in an awkward age when children call us aunts and uncles, but we are not convinced.

21. When rich, money is worthless; People are worthless when they have no money!

22. I'm not the kind of person who would like to kill a man when he falls into a well. I sealed the well directly.

23. School is about to start. In the words of Fang Zizhou, who agreed to start school! Do you have any evidence that we have passed the summer vacation?

24. People are looking for you for thousands of times. Looking back, you haven't worn pants yet