1. The RMB has created great miracles all the time.

2. In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

3. You should live the life you want at your best age.

4. Plant a pimple when you are young, and reap a pit when you grow up.

5. I like you so much. I will die if you like me.

6. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have something to do!

7. Are you tired? It's right to be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

8. What a good web page, unfortunately, it was destroyed by advertisements.

9. What's the use of being handsome! Do you swipe your card at the bank?

10. When you are capricious, those who agree with you are not necessarily friends.

11. Is there anyone like me who doesn't sleep at night and can't get up during the day.

12. There is no life that makes you like at first sight, let alone love.

13. Don't think that only you have the hang up button, and I also have it.

14. If you live, you must tear your heart and brain once, otherwise you will not be called.

15. You neither learn bully nor fall in love. What do you do in school all day.

16. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

17. The so-called holiday, the family is hated, go out without money, every day special leisure.

18. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have children.

19. The sun needs no light. It doesn't need anyone's warmth.

20. Failure is success. Her stepmother doesn't help her when she sees her child's old failure.

21. If you can let go of the past, the past will certainly let you go.

22. The bell for class is more beautiful than the national anthem, and the bell for class is more confused than before.

23. The saddest thing in the world is that mosquitoes bite me, and I can't bite back.

24. Coward people complain about the tension of life, and smart people find their own fun.

25. My watch is valuable. The original price is 350000 yuan, and after that, it will be discounted by 42 million yuan.

26. What does the vicissitudes of life mean to Russia.

27. Selective amnesia is a technical activity. Unfortunately, I am good at making mistakes when I choose one.

28. The dark night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

29. Girls should always live with pride, not humble love.

30. Mother said: The one with wings may not be an angel, but may be Lei Zhenzi.

31. The bricks thrown out are not sure to lead out jade, but they probably hit people.

32. Sometimes I feel useless, and I don't know where to start.

33. As the old class said, the final exam results are related to your New Year's problems!

34. God, have you let summer and winter live together? This kind of weather!

35. I watch the stars at night. I think there will be a lot of filial sons on the Internet tomorrow.

36. They like to pinch a cross on the mosquito bite bracts. They are very cute children.

37. You can drive a Land Rover only after suffering from hardships. If young people don't work hard, they can only drive Xiali.

38. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you value the other person too much.

39. Every fat woman is an enchanting angel when she thins down, which is the truth.

40. It's hard to have classes at noon on the weeding day. A small broken book, sitting all morning.

41. The bird hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly in the cage. People need to understand the Eight Commandments in the world.

42. Don't be afraid of taking risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is still enough time to reverse it.

43. Seeing you is like seeing a lot of vegetables coming off the market.

44. If I don't marry and you don't marry ten years later, we are too miserable, really miserable.

45. If you want to fully understand a man, you'd better not be his lover, but his friend.

46. We are all children. Children who will cry when they are hurt interpret our youth childishly.

47. Summer vacation schedule: Do not get up in the morning, go online when you get up, and do not sleep at night.

48. There is no Xiaoming in high school mathematics. I knew that the idiot could not go to high school.

49. No matter what you do, you should go all out and give 100%! Blood donation is excluded.

50. What kind of eternal oath? When another woman appears, the oath becomes nonsense.

51. When you grow up like this, why didn't the Buddha let you escort Tang Monk to the West to learn scriptures?

52. In fact, the best day is when you are making noise and he is smiling, so warm to live a life.

53. Every morning, I will be awakened by myself. Handsome, has become the biggest disaster in my life.

54. One day someone asked me how I was born. I said to the man, have you read the Journey to the West?

55. I pretended not to love you, just like you pretended to love me, it is a sad and shameless thing.

56. No one needs to complain any more. After all, their own stories must be completed by themselves.

57. Whenever you let me see your dirty face, I have an impulse to vomit you to death.

58. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? Their hair is curled up one by one.

59. When girls talk about face control, it is not necessarily face control. It doesn't mean that a boy is not a face control person because he hasn't said about it.

60. If you can't accommodate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

61. Nowadays, the younger brothers and sisters are shorter, weaker and worse than each other.

62. If you step on a banana skin and slip, you must get up and continue to step on it. If you step on it, you will not slip.

63. Those who like me are good people, those who dislike me are bad people, and those who hate me are not people.

64. We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

65. What should you do if your girlfriend often doesn't reply to your messages? I suggest you replace me. I can return quickly.

66. If you are my food, I'm sorry. I don't want to eat food recently. Besides, you are not my food.

67. When a man needs a challenge, he will get married. Once he gets married, he just needs to carry the burden.

68. Bowing down is not to admit defeat, but to see your own way; Looking up is not pride, but seeing your own sky.

69. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theatre! If you want to ask me who I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li!

70. After every disaster, some officials will get rich. Yushu earthquake in Qinghai is no exception.

71. Although Xueba's performance made me dumbfounded, my speed of handing in the paper definitely made Xueba dumbfounded!

72. Your birth is really a miracle in the biological world! The World Organization for Research on Mutant Species is looking forward to your visit.

73. Make a choice between girls and men, and choose girls decisively, because girls are more important than men.

74. Why does the earth rotate! Probably because it was slapped tens of millions of years ago and ate Xuanmai.

75. When I saw you, I thought that Bajie was a handsome guy! Isn't this your uncle in the pigsty?

76. Softness is a kind of unfair kindness. It helps others and wrongs itself, but it is still regarded as a fool.

77. President, let's have a holiday! If the molecules come to the school, those old men at the school gate can't resist!

78. It seems that the only way to keep me from staying up late is to adjust the clock and pretend to live in another country.

79. You exist. I stayed up last night, my night, my dream. All night long. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

80. Riding a white horse may not be a prince, but a monk in Tang Dynasty; If you have wings, you may not be an angel, but a birdman.

81. When the whole world treats you as a joke. What you have to do. It is hard work and becomes a funny joke.

82. Have you ever looked at the silver moon on the yellow beach? Have you ever found my dreamlike shadow in your sleep?