1. Every penny is worth every penny

2. We don't want to be in the right place, we just want to feel right.

3. Love is a fart. People will die if they don't fart!

4. Save water and try to bathe with your girlfriend

5. Boss, let's take two jin of true love and feed it back to the dog!

6. Who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

7. People need face, trees need bark, and poles need cement.

8. There are countless lovers who are married.

9. A smart man like me never says he is smart!

10. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

11. For a long time, no one has blown the cowhide so fresh and refined!

12. Don't offend me, or I will make you die rhythmically.

13. Love, from the day we started, has secretly counted down.

14. Look at your drag, I wish I could kick you to Africa.

15. Lower your head to see what's in your crotch, and then talk to your brother.

16. Give you a woman, can you create a nation? Are they close relatives!

17. If you touch porcelain with youth, no one can afford to pay for it if it is broken. Write sentences about snow

18. Don't think too highly of yourself as a man, because falling down like this is fatal.

19. If fate catches you by the throat, you will scratch fate's armpits.

20. There is no contempt for walking shoulder to shoulder with students of the opposite sex, because they are not good at communication

21. Love is like taking drugs. At the beginning, it is so comfortable that it turns out to be dead

22. Women of good families never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.

23. Love is like playing basketball. There are attacks, defences and sometimes fake actions!

24. Don't just look at my appearance. In fact, my heart is also very appreciative

25. Down, the rest of the class are the riotous deskmates and cowering classmates.

26. The small snow mountains on the road have melted, revealing yellow, green and green grass and soft mud.

27. Bus master (to Zhanbo)!