1、 Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, winter is just sleeping.

2、 Make other people's money and let poverty go to hell.

3、 Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. The whole world is turbid and I am pure!

4、 Don't cry at my grave, it dirties my way of reincarnation.

5、 I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

6、 I have been accommodating myself, but I never obey my heart.

7、 So what if it's wrong? Yeah So what? That's it!

8、 The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

9、 No matter how awesome Chopin is, I can't show my sadness!

10、 A woman without talent is virtuous. I must be too wicked.

11、 It is a joke to discover the former ambition.

12、 There are so many life guides in the world, but I am heading north all the way.

13、 The desolation and hopelessness of the heart can not be balanced by time.

14、 The one with wings may not be an angel. He may be a birdman.

15、 Forget the past years, once belonged to your future.

16、 Our greatest rival in love is not the third party, but the years.

17、 I am not RMB, how can everyone like me?

18、 I never hold grudges. I usually take revenge on the spot.

19、 Smart women deal with men, while stupid women deal with women.

20、 Forgive my coldness. I have no choice in the face of this world.

21、 Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

22、 After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to work in kindergarten!

23、 People can't bring money into the grave, but money can bring people in.

24、 I will always be a loser in front of the winner.

25、 Time is a selfless watcher, monitoring the masses of people.

26、 Since I became a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head.

27、 Handsome and useless, can you use that face to swipe cards after consumption

28、 I'm really sad that you don't care about me. I'm sorry for myself.

29、 You are ashamed to lie to me. How can I be ashamed not to trust you?

30、 Even if the whole city will collapse tomorrow, I will love it until the last second.

31、 Even if love makes me fall down again, the scar is also a kind of pride.

32、 I am not inseparable from you, but I will be swallowed up by missing.

33、 People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

34、 Heroes are sad about beauty. I'm not a hero. Beauty let me pass.

35、 The ridiculous expectation and the upward radian of the mouth are really sad and self mocking.

36、 You let me go, I go. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm far away.

37、 I love love, and I am in a mess. I am so corrupted.

38、 Behind every successful Altman, there is a small monster that has been beaten silently.

39、 The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.

40、 If you don't want to, don't care. If you get it, you will lose it.

41、 They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, which proved that I was ET.

42、 I am a passer-by you forget when you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasted time?

43、 The pain that can be said is not called pain, and the grievance that can be said is not called grievance.

44、 People can't hang themselves from one tree. They should try to die from several nearby trees several times.

45、 The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Anyone who dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

46、 Play with your life: You can only play when you have a life. What are you playing with!

47、 It's hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to frighten people, and at night to frighten ghosts.

48、 It is not difficult to be single, but the difficult thing is to deal with those who try their best to let you end being single.

49、 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you squat in the toilet or wait outside.

50、 Missing cannot help itself, suffering cannot take care of itself, the result cannot take care of itself, happiness cannot give itself.

51. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb people

52. It's coming soon. If the end comes, I hope to be with you at the last second.

53. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I cannot find a way out.

54. I want to be your tooth most, because at least you will hurt when you don't have me.

55. Some people, some feelings, missed once, may be wrong this whole life.

56. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no effort will be made.

57. The greatest advantage of being old is that you don't want what you didn't get when you were young.

58. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I cannot find a way out.

59. My father expressed his opinion on the matter that I was fat: I didn't have Han Hong's life, but I also had Han Hong's disease.

Sixty, two people now only have myself. If memory is an expression, I will think of you as a secret.

61. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

62. Men are dumped and money is a problem; Women get dumped, face problems, I get dumped, your head problems.

Sixty three. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to run out and scare people.

Sixty four. When people face happiness, they suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to seize happiness than to bear pain.

Sixty five. We have good facial features. The weakness is that we open our mouth and face (wrinkles), and shut our mouth and face (acne).

Sixty-six, after bad luck, what can we hope for; Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still bump my head.

67. In a sense, the runner up is a loser, but I can't even talk about a loser. Alas, sad!

68. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me later, you will hit me.

69. If you choose to look up at others at 45 °, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135 °.

Seventy, I don't want to listen to what you say, I can't understand it, I can't do it if I understand it, and it's also wrong if I do it, so I play truant every day.

Seventy one, even if it is a lump of shit, there will be a day when you meet a dung beetle. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Seventy two, smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life by 10 seconds. So every time I smoke, I will smile to earn 5 seconds for my life.

Seventy three. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all the students at last.