1. Sisters walk together all their lives. Who betrays first is a dog!

2. What you have in mind is not brain milk but soymilk.

3. There are many love stories in ancient times and many love accidents in modern times.

4. One day I cried because there was a little girl named Xiao Si.

5. Never find a girlfriend if you have nothing to do with it.

6. The way you choose, kneel down and finish it.

7. When I gave birth to you, I was in a random state.

8. It's instinct to lose your temper, and it's your ability to keep your temper.

9. White in winter, red in Christmas, and blue in your eyes.

10. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

11. Lying is a man's privilege, and being cheated is a woman's patent.

12. It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

13. Life can not turn back, believe that their own road has been going on.

14. At school, my heart also doesn't want to go to school, so keep sleeping!

15. Knowing that love is unreliable, I still try my best to jump in.

16. Although I will not save all people, I will harm all people.

17. They are better than monkeys when they are glued with hair. I have competed with monkeys when I am not glued with hair.

18. It turns out that the world of love is so small that individuals are squeezed to suffocation.

19. As long as you stand beside me, I can't see the whole world in my eyes.

20. If you have yourself, you won't be influenced by others.

21. We first create habits, and then habits create us.

22. I can fry your words in the oil pan, ha ha.

23. Trees without bark will surely die; A shameless man is invincible in the world.

24. It is not a matter of dyeing one's hair or losing several teeth to grow old together.

25. Lu Han likes to blow Zhang Yixing's neck but dare not move his waist.

26. Please don't call your sisters hooligans in the future. We are the guards of removing membranes!

27. About flirting with girls, ugly people need routines, while handsome people only need routines.

28. There is a BMW in front, followed by a Mercedes Benz, and a donkey in the middle.

29. Time is not as good as place, place is not as good as people, and people are not as good as money.

30. I don't lack love. Your leaving just makes me lose a habit.

31. My concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle.

32. Friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but heart!

33. I have already set the wedding date, and now I have to set the groom!

34. Although I'm not quite 18 years old, I can't stop the coming of love.

35. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be told to live by being handsome.

36. What kind of women chasing men? It's almost across the Sahara Desert.

37. The cold rain comes one after another, and the broken withered yellow dances in the cold.

38. Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm a special anti-virus software.

39. Many things have been popular in schools, but only copying is immortal.

40. When you are embraced by failure, success may be waiting to kiss you.

41. I am neither a hero nor a hero. I am an ordinary rascal.

42. I am your indifferent mood, and you are my indelible love.

43. Being kissed by you is disgusting because I don't want to admit that you are a pig.

44. It's really troublesome to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

45. You said you wanted to see the left ear. I searched the whole hospital, but you were in the cinema.

46. The longest love I have ever had is narcissism. I love myself and have no rivals!

47. I unknowingly told you a ghost story in August: School is about to start!

48. You can't cook. Stay here for me. I will do it later. You are responsible for eating!

49. The one who has the ability but doesn't look for is called a single noble, and the one like you is called a single dog.

50. Make merry and merry, wear men's hearts, play in love, and be afraid of women's amorous!

51. I have a heart of pursing, but God gave me a big aunt's body.

52. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

53. The watch we drew on our hands when we were young did not move, but took away our best time.

54. I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will come as soon as he comes. What homework will he bring.

55. I wanted to rely on this final exam to turn the corner, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

56. If you ask me to leave, I will lose face. If I want to leave, I must dump you first!

57. When others bully you, go up and give them a kick, and then tell them you are not easy to bully.

58. Don't pay too much attention to everyone. Leave some oxygen for the future.

59. Boss, I buy vinegar, not soy sauce, but the one behind me.

60. The left head is flour and the right head is water. When you think about a problem, your head is full of paste.

61. How painful it is to be called handsome every time when you buy clothes.

62. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You never know who the next unlucky person will be.

63. Because there is nothing we can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to rely on, so take things as they are.

64. When you smile, the whole world is laughing. When you cry, only you are crying.

65. After only ten minutes of homework, Mr. Mobile got angry, so I coaxed him for two hours.

66. They said that I would become stupid in front of the person I like. Do I like homework? It's impossible.

67. You should like a person who can make you laugh, rather than me who often makes you cry.

68. It's not safe to play soy sauce recently, and people always scold. It's better to buy soy sauce and bring back a chicken.

69. Life is change. Sometimes painful, sometimes wonderful. But most of the time, there is both.

70. It is said that money is everything, but I went to the supermarket with money to buy a woman and was beaten into a giant panda.

71. Why don't you look at each other and hate each other? The relationship is not good. Why do you pretend to be so realistic.

72. Sometimes, you think I have said something too much. I'm sorry. In fact, I did it on purpose.

73. When the teacher asked how the students were doing with their homework, Xueba said: "I didn't do one question;"; Learning residue theory; Didn't do one question!

74. What is redundancy? The cotton padded jacket in summer, the cattail fan in winter, and your hospitality when my heart is cold.

75. You are skin and I am meat; You are the suit, I am the button; You are coffee and I am bean; Love you for life is not enough.

76. The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship and then destroys your love without letting go of your family!

77. Green mountains and green waters are so lovely. Beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

78. Philosophers are not legal. When you think about the same thing for more than 5 minutes and 30 seconds, you become a philosopher.

79. What is a thousand mile horse? As long as there is a "Bole" donkey, it can travel thousands of miles every day.

80. I still remember that when I lost my handkerchief, I pulled a piece of toilet paper and jumped around while playing coquettish: come after me.

81. A junior child said: Why did my mobile phone turn on the flight mode and fall down from the 7th floor or break it?

82. Everyone calls your name, but only one person can make your name sound so special.

83. People who are arrogant know that they are arrogant. People who pretend to be arrogant think that they are arrogant. People who are stupid think that they are smart.

84. Psychological research shows that single dogs are full of happy dog men and women, and those who have objects are happy bachelors.