1. Classmate, what are you busy with? Let me tell you some good news. I met my girlfriend again, beautiful, amazing and flowery. Come to give me a meeting gift at noon today. You come to chat with me, and I will see you if you have me in mind. 4. April Fool's Day: If you don't come, you will be foolish!

2. When you read this message, please do the following: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

3. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Look at this message for 20 seconds, and see if you can speak clearly, have a clear mind, have normal nerves, and have a high IQ. That's right. Ha ha, see more effects, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

4. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a feeling called wonderful, there is a yearning called eager to see through, and there is an idiot who will read the SMS!

5. The realm of fools: who fools me. Foolish talent realm: who am I stupid. The realm of fools: fools are not fools. Foolish Immortal Realm: Who is stupid is not stupid. The realm of foolishness: no foolishness, no white foolishness. Foolish Sage Realm: Insist on seeing the last. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Dear user! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the city appearance and hindered the development of communication business, we decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in minutes! And I wish you a happy holiday!

7. The first ray of sunshine at dawn is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: How are you, fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. April Fool's Day is coming, I will give you three fish to keep in my mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; The working edge is "stupid"; The most important thing is to feel stupid and fast! Keep them well. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who was very stupid. He would only shake his head or answer "no" when asked any questions. Have you heard this story?

10. I have always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but there is no festival suitable for you. You are over age on June 1st, and March 8th has passed. Now it's all right. Your festival will finally come tomorrow. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

11. You have an angel like face, a devil like figure, and even your farting posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

12. I love you all my life. This is true. Please believe me! You are my baby, life can't be without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the most tender! Look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. The innocence is sealed, the liveliness is bound, the freedom is set free, the intelligence is packed, and the happiness is beyond remedy. Only a little dullness and ignorance are released to wander the Jianghu. My dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Your body is always slim, your skill is always agile, and your life is always leisurely. You spend all day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan. The food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat slowly. Then I will have pork to eat. Oh yeah!

16. My dear, I begin to miss you again. My love for you is growing rapidly every day, because someone told me that the price of pork has risen, and you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the grand prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original account book and two one inch photos to our office to accept the award. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

18. The weather is getting worse, I care about you very much; Be covered at night. Be careful not to freeze your feet; Eating and gnawing bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me for being bad. I wish you fools a happy life!

19. Encounter the old moon and ask: Shit! matchmaker! Why let me separate from Gaojia Yulan. Taoist priest Yuelao: She is a human being and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be born a human demon.

20. How nice! Want to wish the New Year, New Year's Day; Want to bless spring, there is Spring Festival; Want to bless the full moon, there is the Lantern Festival; Want to bless lovers, Valentine's Day; Want to bless beautiful women, there is Women's Day; If you want to bless labor, there is May Day; Want to bless children, there is Children's Day; Want to bless young people, there is Youth Day. Want to bless you, ha ha, and April Fool's Day! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen. My love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is more empty than Monkey King. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every kind of tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every fool can receive messages, but you can! Happy holidays!

23. The grotesque appearance of April Fool's Day: some people spend money, some suffer, some are cheated, some are stupid, some cry, some explode their lungs, and some are unlucky. Only you don't think so, because you have already realized all this!

24. Today I have a new plan: send some beautiful women to men, send some handsome men to women, send some lollipops to children, send some consolation money to the elderly, and most importantly, send some blessings to fools. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

25. The evolution of apes can be seen only when Pangu created heaven and earth; With oracle bones as stationery, history will be alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Mansion was handed down for centuries. With my SMS, I know that pigs will watch mobile phones! Ha ha, Happy April Fool's Day!