1. Every time after a quarrel, I think I haven't played well, and I want to fight again.

2. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect and own it.

3. If you say that people do not commit crimes against juvenile delinquents, your juvenile is really innocent.

4. The stupidest thing is to mistake the kindness of others for love.

5. Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

6. The eldest uncle should take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.

7. Watching the gossip happen helplessly, it's too bad if it's not eight!

8. It's not your fault to want to do it, but it's your fault to study in university!

9. The person I like doesn't need any notes, because he has an exclusive group.

10. To be a temperamental rascal, a tasteful sex wolf, and a knowledgeable illiterate!

11. Don't frighten my parents with my grades. I'm such a loser and I can't let my family know.

12. My father touched my head today and said, "I believe you will have your head one day.".

13. After the sports meeting, some people won the rankings, while others became expression packs.

14. In fact, your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie can be used interchangeably, with the same practical effect.

15. There is a sad cry that this math problem has exceeded my understanding of Chinese.

16. When there is no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When I have money, I eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

17. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try to make your mood worse.

18. My ex boyfriend sent me a message to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words: next time.

19. I heard a girl say the most cruel thing to me: you are not worth washing your hair!.

20. Money is useless in my hands, just like garbage, but I used it to buy the most humble love.

21. You girls still wear bras on hot days. Isn't it hot? God replied: If we don't wear bras, you will get hot.

22. Break the wife tenure system and implement the sister-in-law shareholding system. Introduce miss competition system and promote lover contract system.

23. When I was young, I blushed as long as someone stared at me. Now, as long as someone stared at me, I make him blush.

24. If you are the one who bothers the female guest, she will turn off the light of a male student. The aunt downstairs of the male dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

25. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how to answer that question.

26. Once I squatted on the ground to play with something, my male god patted me from behind, and then was frightened to let out a loud fart.

27. The exam is like getting sick. Before the exam, there is depression. During the exam, there is amnesia. After the exam, the condition begins to improve. When the test paper is returned, the heart attack occurs.