70 funny blessings for the Spring Festival in the Year of the Pig
Xiaoxiang Night Rain
2023-07-01 22:12:15
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1、 The morning sun reminds you that the warm spring breeze tells you that someone is thinking about you and blessing you!

2、 Best wishes for the coming New Year. I wish you every success every year, every month and everything goes well, every day you are happy, always happy, always full of vitality!

3、 May your spring be charming, your summer dew cool, your autumn wind cool, your winter snow bright, and you have a fruitful new year. I wish you a happy new year!

4、 Wave goodbye to troubles; Raise your head to welcome the beautiful scenery; I wish you well; There is always concern in the heart. Another Spring Festival is coming. I wish you happiness forever!

5、 Happy New Year! Happy New Year! You can't stand it. My wife won't let you. Stealing to think of you. A kiss in the dead of night tickles my heart. My dear you, Wuliangye!

6、 From the first day to the fifteenth day of the lunar new year, everyone is dancing together, everyone is celebrating the new year, everything comes to be updated, money is added to treasure, happiness is yours, I wish you a happy smile, and good luck goes up! Happy New Year!

7、 The snow is flying all over the sky, ushering in the New Year. Let the long lost hearts get together, and I deeply wish you a happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart!

8、 No matter how much water there is in the sea, no matter how great the mountains are, no matter how many legs spiders have, no matter how hot the peppers are, no matter how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful during the Spring Festival! Happy Spring Festival!

9、 New Year wish you: no little beans on your face, no streaky meat on your body, and a big flowered hat on your head. This year 30, next year 28, will always be a flower, quickly give birth to a fat baby!

10、 1, 2 balls into the health bag, 3, 4 balls into the happiness bag, 5, 6 balls into the happiness bag, 7 balls into the safety bag, 8 balls into the good luck bag. May you win the big table of billiards in life, come on!

11、 Dear God, please bless those friends who do not call me, do not send me messages, and do not miss me: May the Lord drop their mobile phones into the toilet, Amen!

12、 Lucky dogs will bring good luck in the new year, silver dogs will bring wealth into the house, fat dogs will wish you longevity, milk dogs will bring health to you, farming dogs will wish you food, red dogs will wish you prosperity, and dog dogs will wish you long love!

13、 The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snow is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my embrace, and happiness is my gift! Wish you a happy New Year!

14、 Your face is round like an egg, and your egg is round like your face, so you can deduce the round egg (New Year) to the limit. Yes, yes, it means you, a big round face with a giggle on your mobile phone.

15、 For a man who can't get it, women always feel how perfect it is; But when he belongs to you, you will understand what is true; Happy and safe New Year.

16、 The wine is warm, the food is hot, the work is happy, the purse is bulging, the colleague is iron, and you are the best boss. I wish you a happy New Year and a prosperous Year of Pig!

17、 When the Spring Festival comes, auspicious words must come; The text message arrived with greetings, and the best wishes were also sent. I wish you: a new atmosphere in the New Year, a higher career, the god of wealth and fortune smile at you, and a smooth life.

18、 In the new year, I wish you a sunny sky and a happy heart; Free to drift with the wind and practice health; Work hard and be enthusiastic to achieve your dream! Wish you a happy New Year!

19、 Information to smile, happy mood is indispensable; Information should be sweet to the heart and never be upset; Information will raise eyebrows, and good luck will follow forever; Information friendship now, I wish you happiness!

20、 I would like to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them into a romantic heart, and fight for my whole life. Even if there is only a bowl of porridge, I will put them into your hands. It's not enough to love you in this life! well! Are you touched?

21、 The red Spring Festival couplets depict festivity, the happy dumplings are steaming, the crisp firecrackers resound through the clear sky, the lively laughter of the Spring Festival Gala, the auspicious jade dog opens the door, and the happy you and I smile.

22、 Know that your happiness is accompanied by a happy puppy relay, and know that your happiness is surrounded by the beginning of the new year. And my blessing message has come to protect you, good luck will fall in love with you from now on!

23、 I wish you a happy New Year, with your stomach covered, quilt covered, and nose running. You can have fun with the weather and drink water. You can also be happy if you don't want me to be happy. You must be happy, healthy, and happy when you think I am more happy!

24、 When the Spring Festival comes, the night is like water, the thought is like the moon, and the love and friendship are more intense; SMS to, send greetings, care is irreplaceable; Wish you good luck and happiness. Wish you a happy New Year!

25、 Fill your cup with the wine of years, dry this cup of time, let you forget all the sadness; Fill your cup with years of sweet wine, drink this cup of blessing, and let you have all the happiness. Happy New Year!

26、 Blessing plus blessing is a lot of blessing, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is unlimited blessing, blessing except blessing is the only blessing, wishing you peace and happiness, happy New Year!

27、 If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will turn your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and then turn your depression into a fold. If you dare to be second-hand!

28、 The New Year is coming, let me say hello to you. Happy without worry, good luck follows. Family reunion, happy family. Friends support each other, and the mood is not lonely. Prosperity of career, gold and silver support the purse. Happy Spring Festival!

29、 Celebrate the Year of the Pig and sail in the wind. Going abroad to study abroad is a dream, which is planned to come true in the Year of the Pig. I only hope that friends can realize their dreams, and that they will have many dreams in their early years. He is determined to pull his eyebrows and raise his head. He is not a hero until he reaches the Great Wall.

30、 Consumption can't be done without money, TV can't be done without advertisements, work can't be done without leaders, and stock speculation can't be done without courage. In fact, these are nothing. The key is that the Spring Festival is coming, and you can't do without blessings!

31、 Happy New Year, full of delicious food, friends looking for one by one, nothing to run around, meet people and say hello, the New Year is good, laugh all day long, healthy and happy, wrinkles are gone, happy and happy, Happy Year of the Pig!

32、 Spring Festival is coming, happy ambassador, come to see you, good luck to you; A new journey begins, a good dream begins, and the angel of happiness will help you all the way. Wish you a happy New Year! Happy every day! Dreams come true, and we are full!

33、 Dear, the New Year is coming, and the new demolition law has also been issued. My old house has been replaced with a new one. Chairman Wen has met the people. It's time for your parents to meet me. Accept my proposal!

34、 New Year gives you a surprise, let you wish one: want money? sure; Want a beauty? sure; Want to succeed? sure. As long as you are willing to give, your wish will come true. Valid for a lifetime. Hurry up!

35、 Where there are many stars, there is less darkness; Where there are more smiles, there are fewer worries; Where there are friends, there is less loneliness; When you are less lonely, you are in a good mood; When you are in a good mood, everything is fine. Good luck in the New Year!

36、 Spring Festival is coming! I sincerely wish you, God bless you, care about you, Bodhisattva loves you, Buddha favors you, and the Jade Emperor takes care of you! You want wind to wind, rain to rain, money everywhere, gold everywhere! Happy Spring Festival!

37、 I wish you in the new year: money rolling, hair like a fat pig; Body stick, strong like a bear; Love is sweet and beautiful like a bee; Good luck comes again and again, like cattle hair; The business is steaming, flying higher and higher like a roc.

38、 The New Year is very lively. The sun rises and the clouds float in the sky. The air is fresher in spring. The firecrackers sound happily. The table is full of delicious food to celebrate the reunion. The next year's red fire auspicious day is as happy and carefree as a fairy! Message to you for New Year!

39、 God is a thief. He stole it for another year. I searched hurriedly at the end of the year. Fortunately, you are still here! I asked him: Why not steal it with you? He shrugged his shoulders and said, "This friend weighs too much in your heart. I can't move him!"!

40、 Four good things: New Year's Eve is scheduled for the New Year's Eve dinner, when you go out to catch a taxi, you stop by to get lucky money, and the New Year's Day holiday lasts until the 15th day; I wish you good fortune, partial fortune, windfall, and rolling wealth; Family, friendship, personal love, good luck!

41、 As the Spring Festival is approaching, I will buy out my best wishes exclusively, so that happiness can be broadcast for you frequently, happiness can be played continuously, good luck can be replayed for you in turn, and health can be maintained all the time. I wish you all the best.

42、 The Year of the Pig is coming, and we have sent many short messages to bless you, which basically represent my opinion. Let me add one more thing: you should have a round hairstyle and a happy smile on your face, so that it matches the happiness of the Year of the Pig!

43、 Attention: There are many festivals to go in the old year. To promote environmental protection, don't send greeting cards. To prevent radiation, don't call. To save money, don't send text messages. Please send me XX yuan. Happy New Year!

44、 In the new year, I will make a special deployment for your work: focus on health, adhere to both wealth and happiness. And we should always be happy, exercise, content, relaxed and in touch!

45、 The Spring Festival is coming, give you a dime. Don't underestimate it. A dime=10 points: 1 point missing, 1 point missing, 1 point caring, 1 point attachment, 1 point caring, 1 point gentleness, 1 point caring, and 1 point remaining as pocket money!

46、 From today night to tomorrow day, your mobile phone will show goose feather blessing. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Influenced by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that the next 52 weeks will continue to be downwind! Happy New Year!

47、 Mountains and rivers can block the line of sight, but cannot separate the deep yearning; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't block the sincere emotion; Time can go by, but it can't stop pulling the thread of friendship. To welcome the New Year, my friends are in my heart, send my best wishes to you!

48、 Year is a sweet candy, year is a colorful fireworks, year is a time for us to reunite with our parents, year is a time for us to give up our family, and it is also the New Year. I wish you and your family happiness and health every year!

49、 The New Year is coming, I make a wish for you: when it is cold, someone will send warmth without fear of cold; When hungry, someone delivers food without worrying; When in difficulty, someone reaches out to support; When you are lonely, someone will accompany you. Wish you happy every day!

50、 A new route for New Year's travel, the seven day tour in Afghanistan, has been grandly launched, staying in training camps, learning to manufacture anthrax virus, and those with excellent performance will be lucky to become successors!

51. New Year means that all your troubles of last year will be lost; New Year means that all your wishes this year will be fulfilled. A happy New Year does not represent my heart, so I will say one more word, Happy New Year, Happy New Year!

52. Click the whole winter to see your face; Copy your enthusiasm and paste it in my heart; Download your breath and save it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the bright New Year, and say goodbye to the old and welcome the New Year!

53. The Spring Festival transportation has begun. My Lucky train has already left. Now it is running towards you along the happiness track at a lightning speed, with the momentum of non-stop big stations and non-stop small stations. I will send my blessings to you! Wish you a happy Year of Pig!

Fifty four, New Year! No matter how slippery the ice road is, no matter how strong the north wind is, no matter how many people are crowded, no matter whether they make money this year, they can't stop the pace of returning home! When the bell rings in the Year of the Pig, I wish you a happy family reunion and all the best.

55. The weather is getting better and faster, and the cold current is coming quietly. Because of my love for you, I care for you. At night, we need to cover the quilt. Don't freeze your hands and feet. If you have nothing to do, you can chew bones. That way, you can supplement calcium and be free every day. I wish you a happy day!

56. I wish you every day, every day is Sunday, every year is the Year of Destiny, every night is Christmas Eve, and every year you are older, every year is peaceful. Happy Year of the Pig.

57. Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. Give these eight auspicious Buddhas to eight good friends. You will be rich this year. Otherwise, you will only be enlightened by the Buddha this year, and not by the god of wealth. Go ahead. If others wish me, I also wish you! Happy New Year!

58. If you ask me how much I love you, I can tell you when the New Year comes; In this life, when you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock; Anyway, I can wear clothes if you can. Now wish you a happy New Year!

59. I think life is really different. Hope is like a torch, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smokes; This is how we experience; Happy and safe New Year.

60. The New Year is coming, and I'm afraid that my blessing is not as powerful as Hummer's, Mercedes Benz's speed, BMW's demeanor, Audi's demeanor, Lincoln's magnanimity, and can't get on the expressway with text messages, so let my blessing go ahead of time, and wish you a happy New Year in advance!

61. Get out of the way, my Spring Festival blessing is coming! The sender is sincere, the receiver is very happy, the readers are lucky, the stored people are sweet, the forwarded people are happy, and the deleted people are still smooth! Happy Spring Festival!

62. Have a happy party on the first day of the lunar new year, and drink will hurt your stomach; In the second day of the lunar new year, I went door to door, exhausted; Have more rest on the third day of the junior year, sleep well, eat snacks, taste delicious food, talk about family affairs, sisters, and funny New Year messages during the Spring Festival. I wish you happiness and appetizer.

63. Copy my heartfelt blessing and warm yearning in the space of my mailbox, send it by network optical fiber, and paste it in the section of your heart. You can choose to save or delete it - my sincere words.

Sixty four, it is the auspicious year again, and the best year is the Year of the Pig. There is no sleep on New Year's Eve, and every family has a feast. The New Year's Eve dinner is delicious, and it's a lucky money. The firecracker sounds in unison, and the old symbol changes into a new one. This year is safe, and the dream will be more complete in the next year. Good fortune brings good fortune. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Sixty five, one jin of peanuts and two jin of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three jin apples and four jin pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five jin of oranges and six jin of bananas will bring you money; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, I hope you can achieve what you want; Nine catties of mangoes and ten catties of melons, I wish you a happy pig year.

66. In the new year, I hope you have a "super life guerrilla" who can survive in times of difficulty. The longer he grows, the more he looks like a white faced scholar. His words can be funny. Worry makes him barren. Happiness makes him live a happy life. I wish you a happy life!

67. Hello! The New Year is coming. This is the 1860 Music Station. Your friends want to play the song "Jingle Bells" for you. I wish you a happy New Year. Unfortunately, the network is busy, so I can't listen to it directly, so I have to hum it myself. thank you!

Sixty eight, I am the light, you are the light, the light day sends the message, the light feeling, the light friendship, the light blessing is as sweet as honey, the light heart, the light ceremony, the light beauty is the most incomparable, the light words, the light pen, the light transmission will never stop, the light, the new year is coming, just as I said to you lightly: I wish you a happy New Year!

69. I found a strange phenomenon. People who often send me messages, especially those who send Spring Festival greetings, have achieved the following things in the near future: lottery winners, business deals, success in business, promotion and wealth, ease of mind, family harmony, health, success in everything, success in love, and the New Year is coming.

70. As New Year's Day approaches, I wish you a happy "Xin" Year by mentioning "money": I hope you can run "money" and go straight to "money", "money" and Cheng Sijin, "money" and women, "wealth" and "wealth" and "wealth" like the East China Sea, and "wealth" like the sky!