1. You said I was poor. I laughed, lit a cigarette, and sat at the door all night. Who on earth leaked the news. Good morning, a new day.

2. Don't always treat me with fits and starts. In that case, I'm afraid of catching a cold. good morning.

3. Marry me. You can wash the dishes if you want, and mop the floor if you want. Aren't you free? good morning.

4. Passing through the flowers, the leaves will not touch you. good morning!

5. No matter how I live, I won't live with you. good morning!

6. Don't be infatuated with your brother. My sister-in-law will beat you. good morning!

7. The meaning of getting up early is to have a nap. good morning!

8. Looking for male friends is not demanding, and those who have talked with girls are not. Good morning, everyone.

9. What do you do in this era? The threshold has become very high. If you want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? good morning!

10. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or a prose. But you can only be a joke. good morning!

11. There are a lot of important and urgent things to do first, and you will feel that other things are delayed, so you'd better play with your mobile phone first. good morning!

12. Has been imitated, never charged. good morning!

13. You're right, but I won't listen. good morning!

14. You helped me when I was in urgent need of money. I will remember you, and I will look for you next time. good morning.

15. It's OK to make me bald. good morning!

16. Time tells me that the age of making trouble for nothing is over, and now I should start pretending to be forced. good morning!

17. Long term cooperation must be divided, long term separation must be combined; Drink wine and go mad. good morning.

18. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you. good morning!

19. I'm really comfortable with the people who don't like me. Good morning, folks.

20. Don't talk, feel my handsome with heart. good morning!

21. Life will not create difficulties for lovely people. Good morning!

22. It's really unnecessary to delete each other when you have an object. When you were single, I didn't look up to you. Can I break you up when you have an object? good morning.

23. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller. It turned out that the quilt was covering me. good morning!

24. If one day I die for you, it proves that I don't need to be afraid of ghosts at last. good morning.

25. The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, and you were either awakened by urine or by hunger. Good morning, friend.

26. Weight loss is never a matter of nature. With your weight, the boat sank before reaching the bridgehead. good morning.

27. Don't panic about cheating. If you catch it, you must pretend. good morning!

28. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head in case of any difficulty. good morning!

29. There are too many online fraudsters. Yesterday, I opened a webpage and popped up a game advertisement, which was very obscene. I can't help but go in and find it is a regular game, which is too shameless! good morning.

30. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people. good morning!

31. Never take advantage of small things. If you want to take advantage, take advantage of big things. good morning.

32. Other people's money is outside my possession. good morning!

33. I have been lost in my long life. good morning!

34. It's not terrible to collide with the clothes. The fat one is embarrassed! good morning!

35. It is said that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned if eaten together. I can't take it easy. The persimmons are ready, but now we are short of crabs. Send me some catties of crabs if you don't like me. Good morning, everyone.

36. If you have money, you will lose your family. If you have no money, you will worship God. good morning!

37. When you show up, the cucumber dishes are cold. good morning!

38. Qian Nai is a kind of good medicine, which has the effect of being bold. good morning.

39. Lie down wherever you fall. good morning!

40. I can't get up until the sun rises. I'm really amazing! good morning!