1. If you wear it or not, the pants are right there, neither fat nor thin.

2. The man eating in the bowl and looking at the pot is the real man!

3. I came and went quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

4. I am proud of my flat chest, and I am a national provincial cloth.

5. There is no Great Wall in the world. Every time a man gives up a woman, she will put a brick on the ground. After a long time, there will be the Great Wall!

6. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it was pants.

7. There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who wear pants and those who don't.

8. A man's word can cheat a woman overnight, while a woman's word can cheat a man all his life!

9. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

10. Because I used to pay too much attention to my heart and lungs, so I am heartless now.

11. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but holding a pair of trousers but not wearing them.

12. Those who always say that others pretend to be forced are not even forced.

13. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on my body, and then I became a member of the Great Wall.

14. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, enjoy it!

15. I also want to say to the woman I like: One day I will let your name appear in my household register.

16. Good fantasy can not resist the cruelty of reality. Gold will shine, not to mention, I am a diamond!

17. Women pay sex for love, men pay love for sex!

18. Why don't you have an arranged marriage in the evil new society?

19. The world belongs to us and those children, but it will belong to those grandchildren sooner or later!

20. Men can be dissolute but not indecent, women can be dissolute but not human.

21. What others have is the background, and what I have is the back.

22. One person is happy, two people are living, and three people are killing each other

23. Once there was a pair of trousers in front of me, I didn't cherish it, but now I regret it. If God gave me another chance to wear them, I would wear them. If there was a deadline, I hope it would be a winter!