113 Selected Humorous Sentences
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2023-06-20 09:07:08
Sentence Comprehension
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1. All the places of interest you have visited have become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history

2. The abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest, and the murderer who blocked the septic tank

3. That child is the most excellent person I have ever seen. Strong ability, doing things is very appreciated, and will have a good future.

4. If a girl is not beautiful and has no temperament, you should praise her: you are very cute.

5. You are really postmodern

6. Brother, your face accounts for 99% of all the beautiful things in the world!

7. Humor is a rule of life. It is also a skill to survive in the current workplace.

8. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you.

9. You are very meaningful! You are very happy!

10. You are the butterfly in the flowers and the bud in the lily. No matter what clothes you wear, they are always so dignified and beautiful.

11. Einstein always appreciated the performance and comedy works of Charlie Chaplin, the master of humor. In order to express his love and praise, Einstein wrote in a letter to Chaplin: "The film you performed in 'Modern Times' will certainly make you a great man, because your performance will make everyone in the world understand. - Einstein"

12. You are a good person, your whole family is a good person, and your ancestors are good people for 18 generations!

13. How creative and courageous you are!

14. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is how can they call you a pig? This is unreasonable! Parents can't tell them what they like! How can you say you look like a pig? This is an insult to pigs.

15. Your melon seed shape is so white and clean, with curved eyebrows and long eyebrows; A pair of watery eyes, so bright.

16. It's very science fiction and abstract!

17. Gentle girls are gold, generous girls are diamonds, intelligent girls are treasures, and lovely girls are famous paintings! According to the textual research, you are the largest treasure in the world, with gold, diamonds and famous paintings hidden inside!

18. Everyone speaks his own words, but I am not convinced. The Lord can call in and try it with talent.

19. You should be generous, or you won't go to Shakalaka tonight

20. You are everyone's favorite, you are cool!

21. Tolerance can make better communication between people, make a collective warmer, and make a nation more cohesive!

22. God is too partial. Why should we focus all the advantages on you.

23. You have violated traffic rules for a long time

24. With a steady and dignified temperament, the most naughty people will be careful when they see you.

25. Do you smell the burning smell? It's my heart burning for you

26. I don't want to hit you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You can easily be shot when you run around in the street.

27. Superindividuals coexisting with cockroaches, half plants with decaying vitality

28. You give people a sense of authority and power!

29. When a dumpling was married and the groom returned to his bedroom after sending out the customer, he found a pork meatball lying on the bed! The bridegroom officer was shocked and asked where the bride was? Pork meatball shyly said: disgust, you don't know others when they take off their clothes.

30. People who have met you say that I am shallow and only look at my appearance.

31. You slow down the network for a long time and consume memory for a long time

32. Brother, can you reduce the resolution of your face?

33. Great sages have lived in great countries for many years, and are well informed. They are also ranked in Jiaoxiang. They are naturally talented and have learned a lot.

34. You T M. D. It's so recognizable.

35. Were you kissed by a pig when you were young?

36. You are very fond of guo, very professional and have backbone

37. As long as you look up at the ozone layer, there will be holes

38. You are very charitable! You are very kind!

39. The voice is so sweet. It feels like honey.

40. I didn't do anything good to get to know you. Even throwing into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough

41. The Prime Minister can punt a boat in his belly

42. The word "pleasing to the eye" underestimates you. You are so beautiful that you can eat. If you marry the royal family, you will not lose to Diana. Some people are beautiful in the eyes of lovers, but too much to say that you are beautiful in the eyes of enemies

43. As long as your mouth is sweet and your voice is sincere, you will be very happy

44. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down

45. Seeing you, I think nothing is not beautiful anymore, because you embellish everything with your beauty.

46. How does it feel to live with such a face every day? I really want to experience - is this level of face really reasonable

47. The handsome and beautiful young man of Zongzhi raised his wine cup and looked at the sky with white eyes, as bright as jade trees in front of the wind.

48. The sea embraces all rivers, and its capacity is great

49. For the first time, I was half hearted.

50. Your appearance is very refreshing!

51. This little boy has a tiger's head and brains. He will become a dragon among people in the future.

52. Immigration to Mars is to leave you

53. I have seen ugliness, but I have never seen such ugliness. It looks ugly at first sight, but it looks even uglier when you look carefully!

54. You need to rebuild

55. Unbeautiful, beautiful; Is the East Lake beautiful! However, having you in front of me is enough to make me intoxicated.

56. The huge shameless loudspeaker is a disgrace to Eskimos.

57. Jade trees face the wind, casual and elegant, gentle and considerate, handsome and suffocating.

58. Attractive women do not rely solely on their beauty, but on their beauty, including demeanor, speech, behavior and experience.

59. Humorous eloquence is glib and boastful

60. You are a beast without clothes, but you are a beast in clothes hellip;

61. Look at your appearance, your father is not like that kind of person!

62. "Beauty".

63. This person is a charming person who loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves flowers, loves wind, loves the devil, loves beautiful girls all over the world, and chases the store next to the super handsome guy of the universe for women when they go out.

64. Life is not a hot blooded cartoon, but you will always be my protagonist.

65. If someone wants to fly a plane to hit the Gemini, they will have the same power as long as they jump

66. Your melon seed shaped eyebrows are white, curved and slender; A pair of watery eyes, so bright.

67. There must be no moon today, because the brightness of the moon has been covered by you.

68. Kindergarten high school student, congenital Mongolian frog head

69. Disasters that damage the reputation of Asian compatriots and shamed descendants of ancestors

70. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin yang imbalance

71. People with a sharp tongue can also be appreciated. It is also a kind of knowledge to praise a person for using humor and witty eloquence to describe how perfect he is. Learning to use humor and witty eloquence is also a way for his own life. Life is sweet with honey in his mouth!

72. You are tender like water, and your smile makes me drunk

73. The face of an angel and the body of a devil. Never say the opposite.

74. You are very temperamental and connotative, and you are more quiet if you don't like talking. You are a talented woman in everyone's eyes.

75. You are just a walking clothes hanger. You look good in everything.

76. If there are few books near and far, you must answer them with your hands.

77. Why do you cover your face with your butt?

78. Tolerance is also a traditional virtue of mutual understanding, mutual accommodation and generosity.

79. Her voice is soft, her expression is charming, her eyes are bright, her skin is white and greasy, and she is really an outstanding beauty.

80. The speech was both good and witty, which impressed our officers and men deeply.

81. A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure house.

82. Why are you working so hard? You can depend on your face, but you have to rely on your talent. I admire you!

83. Chaplin replied, "You are a more admirable person, because you have become a great man, when no one in the world can understand your theory of relativity. -- Chaplin"

84. If you fight, bullets and missiles can't help flying towards you. Even if the grenade sees you, it will explode

85. Learn to be tolerant and tolerant, and people will enter the world of birds singing and flowers fragrance, and will feel that the world is so lofty, the ground is so vast, everything is so lovely, always tolerant, often tolerant, and talent will reach the spiritual height and look at the total mountain, and will be happy and calm.

86. Although Einstein was a scientist, he was also a person who understood the humor of life. He euphemistically praised the success of Chaplin's humorous performance through the world's feelings of the 'modern age', and implied his sincere admiration for Chaplin.

87. It's a nice day today. I miss you a little.

88. Your eyebrows are bent and your mouth is small, and your smile is like a flower. Your eyes are wide open at once, but you see a very beautiful girl's face, about 14 or 15 years old, with two servant girls on your head, smiling at yourself.

89. You make me more and more confident!

90. Humorous eloquence. Praising a person's mouth must be sweet first, just like putting honey on it. The person who praises her is elated, and her words can be said as follows: Grandma, you look really like my little aunt, and you are as good-looking as a smile. Auntie, you look like my sister, gentle and good-looking. Kua girl: Where is this fairy sister from? I have never seen such a beautiful one

91. You look like the scene of an accident.

92. You chased me two kilometers naked, and I turned around to be a hooligan!

93. Your appearance is not allowed. The proportion is not good

94. Idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded can teach you to speak

95. Your melon seed shaped eyebrows are white, curved and slender; A pair of watery eyes, so bright!

96. The branch bowed her head and could not see her face clearly, but thought that all her people were enveloped in a quiet, pure and beautiful atmosphere.

97. If you want people to be not hot, unless you are hot to the highest point, you are hot in your heart. Two people are more hot in the mountains. It depends on whether you are hot or I am hot!

98. Long thrill

99. The charm of men you exude everywhere

100. Do you want to praise an interesting person? Look at these. I wonder if you dare to use them!

101. Hippo suppressed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic eruption

102. Would you mind not appearing on the street often? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase.

103. Your beauty is from the inside to the outside, invigorating the blood, nourishing the face, pure and pure, and appealing to others.

104. Your image gives you a noble personality, your language gives you a sharp mind, and your calmness gives you an extraordinary temperament.

105. There are two types of girls in the world that are most attractive, one is good-looking; One is smart, but you are a smart and beautiful girl.

106. Your beauty is from the inside to the outside, invigorating the blood and nourishing the face, pure and pure, and appealing to pity.

107. The stars are the cloak of the universe, and you are the most beautiful life in the universe

108. If a girl looks neither good-looking nor dignified, you should praise her: you look lovely.

109. The spit is more deadly than SARS

110. I hate two kinds of people most in my life~~ One is racist. The other is black (I~. including one)

111. You make me feel like the air conditioner is blowing in summer, and suddenly a breeze comes, which makes me uncomfortable.

112. After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person.

113. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the Party.