1. My ex boyfriend was going to get married. He called me to ask if I would go. I answered him three words: next time.

2. On the bus, the driver reluctantly gave up his position at the strong request of the old man.

3. I am a man of principle. In the final analysis, my principle of life is only three words: to see the mood.

4. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I feel very good: This life is happy and secure! I asked my deskmate to read it. Unexpectedly, he read it backwards.

5. You have been in primary school for 18 years. Don't shout here.

6. Although we are not familiar with each other, you can get close to me with money.

7. Think about salary comparison, forget it, don't want to live.

8. You have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a partner. It's so grey and rainy. Hehe, you dead father and dead mother, you son of a beast.

9. Why should girls care so much about each other? Anyway, they will go to the square dance together for decades.

10. You said you were always behind me. Did you pick up the money I lost last time.

11. The Statue of Liberty holds a book and a torch in one hand to tell us. We should also learn when there is a power failure.

12. Now, the only thing I can't afford to put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the bed.

13. I have a Taoist friend, and I also have a Abbot Laotie!

14. In reality and on the Internet, there are always a few people who are sad about spring and autumn.

15. The moment of true love can heal the broken heart for many years.

16. Dear, don't play with your bones. Are you not afraid that Sun Wukong will give you three sticks when he sees you?

17. I called my partner and her partner answered.

18. A true warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the number on the scale.

19. Eat and sleep, keep lovely, refuse to stay up late to prevent hair loss.

20. The fastest to become a philosopher is the husband, the fastest to become an economist is the wife, and the fastest to become a strategist is the mother-in-law.

21. Since you are lovelorn, you must give up. It is impossible to recover the kite that has broken the line.

22. Don't offend me, or I will make you die rhythmically.

23. If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

24. Director, you haven't hidden rules with me yet? Don't bully me after 60. People are afraid.

25. Just hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you can have a bowl of brush.

26. It is so childish and ridiculous to fall in love with a person just by chatting content. Mature and wise people know that they have to turn over albums.

27. What do you mean by playing games? I will not delete the game, I will only delete you.