1. You, you little goblin, made me poisoned by your love but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! oh I'm dying! Help me! It's easy to give me your love!

2. Don't think that to build a city is to settle down; Don't think sowing seeds is harvest; Don't think that climbing to the top is conquering; Don't think that I forgot you, the key moment, for example, today I think of you for the first time - happy holidays!

3. After waiting for a long time, the salary increased; After reading for a long time, the property price fell; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, the daughter-in-law has arrived; After a long time, your holiday came and I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

4. My dear, I begin to miss you again. My love for you is growing rapidly every day, because someone told me that the price of pork has risen, and you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. The purpose of this message is clear, and your IQ is tested professionally: if you delete this message, your IQ is low, if you save this message, if you reply to this message, you are an idiot, if you forward this message, congratulations, you are still saved, and I hope you have a happy April Fool's Day!

6. From the moment I saw you, my heart beat told me that you were the person I was waiting for in this life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will take care of this heart beat with my lifelong efforts.

7. When the wind blows through the flowers, what you can't stop is countless distractions. No one knows how this kind of missing hurts the heart and lungs, how to completely empty the heart and then ruthlessly tear it apart. Your figure always flies in my heart, making me drunk

8. Dear user, your mobile phone has sent too many SMS messages, causing the server system to crash, so you are suspended from using the SMS function for 24 hours. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Seeing love falling in love with you, I hugged you without saying a word. I came to see you every day. Nobody kissed you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be separated in 60 years!

10. This message is very good. The received message will be handed over to you. The forwarded message is young, and the banknotes issued in groups will follow you. The content is: April Fool's Day to talk about civilization, good humor and fun!

11. I hope you know that someone cares about you all the time, and someone thinks about you all the time. Like stars shining, are your smiling eyes. It hangs on the curtain of my heart, shining every night.

12. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my benefactor. Every time I use it, I will always use it unless you give me another one.

13. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you infected the bacteria of April Fool's Day because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are walking through your body with vigorous steps. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

14. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

15. From April 1, the salary of all staff of the company will rise by 40%. Please pick up the difference between January and March from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 1 to the finance department. I wish you a happy holiday!

16. I heard that you are taller than Yao Ming, richer than Gates, and more handsome than Ting Feng. You are today's Gao Fu Shuai, even though today is April Fool's Day. Eat well and exercise every day. Eat well, sleep well, and be healthy, and live a happy life step by step. Wish you a better tomorrow!

17. Diamonds are of great value and can be used to treasure life legends. I am honored to inform you that the express delivered by your friend will give you a surprise gift of two carat diamond rings! Happy April Fool's Day! Best wishes for you.

18. This kind of feeling has never existed. It affects my thoughts every day, every breath, and my heart is occupied, but it is hard to rely on. It is you who fascinate me, and I have a special liking for you.

19. One morning, you woke up and found a mosquito lying next to your pillow. There was a suicide note beside it. I struggled all night and couldn't pierce his face. I really can't live any longer. Lord, please forgive him. I killed myself

20. You will go to another place for a long journey. A sincere friend will see you off; The cold wind can't stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and strive for commutation! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. Buy you a drink? Empty meal; Invite you to travel? sweet talk; Give you dollars? Empty words. Cheat you at will, harass you legally, and fool you heartily. Today's April Fool's Day, who are you? First, happy you!

22. The shortness of life creates the eternity of love. Beautiful girl, please don't be lonely, open your heart and accept my roses.