1. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

2. Four embarrassments of going to the toilet in other people's homes: no paper after pulling; No water after pulling and wiping; After pulling and wiping, there is water not washed down; After pulling and wiping, water also washed down, but it floated up again.

3. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that I can't do anything.

4. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, it was totally black.

5. Never feel that you are the most unlucky person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

6. There are so many beautiful short messages. It's tiring to input them word by word into your mobile phone. It's better to use China Mobile's Feixin instead of typing. You just need to copy paste send them for free. Come and register for free.

7. This guy is lazy. He left nothing behind.

8. A new recruit always gets scolded after getting up. When he buys dye, he looks like a Micai outfit. The bugle rings in the middle of the night. He first comes out of the barracks. The officer praises him: Very good! But next time, hang the grenade in the back

9. What's the matter? I called your mobile phone just now. After the bell rings, the prompt tone said, "The user is eating grass, please do not disturb!"! I can't believe it. I called again and said: The user you called has been sent to the slaughterhouse, please share later! Are you okay?

10. Some classes are like Nanfu batteries, one is longer than six.

11. So shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

12. The morning in this city has a taste of sadness and helplessness

13. One kind of expectation is waiting for takeout, and another kind of dependence is screwing the bottle cap.

14. If you stay in a house for a long time, you will naturally stay in the deep; It's easy to marry when you reach the limit, and continue to live with others.

15. One day you win the prize and travel by air for free. Sad: The plane crashed. Hi: There is a parachute. Sadness: I can't open it. Hi: There are haystacks on the ground. Sad: There is an iron fork on it. Xi: It didn't fall on the fork. Sad: I didn't fall on the haystack

16. This may be my last few days to send you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you. I'm going to Japan, and the procedures have been completed. I won't forget you, really. I got bird flu, party I got it

17. There is a kind of directness called flippancy. There is a kind of persistence called paranoia.

18. There are two things that can change people in this world, one is time, the other is suffering.

19. I really want to point to the heart and proudly tell you that there is a change here.

20. When they are rich, they say that money is earned. When there is no money, they say that money is saved

21. When you look at beautiful women on the street, you will appreciate them if you look higher, and hooligans if you look lower.

22. I really don't understand why I had to pedal when playing with stone scissors and cloth.