1. After the haircut, the barber asked me how it was. I kept silent for a while and said to him, "Just be happy.".

2. When depressed, take the landlord's toothbrush to brush the toilet.

3. The most useless thing in the world is the payslip. It looks angry and wipes the bottom too carefully.

4. The lost happiness is the chrysanthemum on your asshole. Only when you have diarrhea, do you feel that it blooms brilliantly.

5. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed bun, and it is the most famous one in Tianjin.

6. Can you give me a pair of eyes that can spy on people's hearts, so that I can no longer bear the taste of betrayal.

7. The two saddest things about the sports meet: the house leakage happens all night long, and the final happens to my aunt.

8. You hate me. It's none of my business. It seems that you can sublimate my life if you like me.

9. There are two kinds of creatures in the world, one is gecko, the other is head teacher.

10. Maybe yesterday I may cry, but today I will not cry, but also let me cry!

11. Why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and are not afraid of darkness.

12. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

13. When I was very sleepy, my moral standards did not wake up. Teachers should be careful.

14. Everyone is familiar with Go. The horse goes to the field like the sun. Come and go, Commander.

15. I want to thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

16. Hair goes without trace, and dandruff is more outstanding.

17. How can your nonsense be more than the advertisements on Hunan Satellite TV.

18. What is cruel? For a man, I will break his three legs; To the male dog, I will break its five legs.

19. If it's my fault that I didn't die, please meet me at the 18th floor of Hell.

20. When I have no money to eat, you hide your money to accompany me hungry, indicating that we are friends.

21. Life is like a super female voice. All the people who last are pure men.

22. Girlfriend is the person who is stupid with you or even more stupid than you when you are stupid.

23. Please remember that excessive modesty is not elegance, but incompetence!