Funny sentences make people laugh
Huaihai
2023-04-02 00:49:52
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1. Stars touch the warm sun, you are in my heart.

2. Hello, you make me excited, please be responsible.

3. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to be angry.

4. A man is a dog. He who has the ability will lead him away.

5. As long as I eat fast enough, the fat will not catch up with me.

6. Every eater has an unstoppable mouth.

7. What's delicious about snacks? I prefer you.

8. I have the ability to pick up girls. It's a pity that I am a girl.

9. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: Your uncle!

10. Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I want to speak too.

11. You are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.

12. It's very simple to coax me. Ask the baby to feed his arms and buy a bag.

13. I would rather green you than break up with you, you still say I don't love you?

14. I hope today's dream includes yogurt, French fries, cake, strawberry, and you.

15. I look forward to the end of class and the holidays. My goal has always been very persistent.

16. As long as there is an express on the way, I feel that this life is still hopeful.

17. Don't argue with a fool or others will not know who is a fool.

18. I was cruel and merciless. I licked my finger and was crying.

19. I have more than 80 kinds of spicy noodles. It's too late to consider making friends with me now.

20. I give myself to you. Although it's lovely, I can't afford it.

21. Chatting is valuable, and the internet price is higher. If it is because of sleeping, both can be thrown away.

22. If you leave, I will not see you off; You come, no matter how big the storm, I will not open the door.

23. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand my darkness in the daytime.

24. Many years ago, I planted a seed of reading, but it is still a seed.

25. I want to buy a super large envelope, put delicious candy and me in it and send it to you.

26. I participated in a pigeon flying contest yesterday. As a result, I went alone during the contest.

27. Never keep your eyes on the phone for too long. Experts say that the phone will lose power.

28. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

29. If the time of youth is spent in idleness, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

30. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. My words are over.

31. When I am at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever. When I go to school, I feel that a sneeze is terminal cancer.

32. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

33. Girls should never go out alone at night. It's really dangerous. There are many barbecue snacks on the street. No one can stop them from entering a house at random, and they will grow several kilograms.

34. My boyfriend is tall, handsome and has a nice voice. He is a head taller than me and treats me well. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide and seek. He hasn't appeared yet.