1. If you can't reach a girl, you should bend a man.

2. Not many people can let me take it to heart, after all, the area of the heart is limited.

3. The stolen things are rubbish. If you want to recycle them, go after them.

4. What do you townspeople drag? There are hundreds of acres of land in my countryside that haven't been called. Are you scared?

5. I love all the women, because they all have an unknown past.

6. Other children have bear arms, but I don't, because you are a pig.

7. Who has no feces since ancient times, and who does not use paper to defecate? If you don't use toilet paper, do you use your fingers!

8. If you can stand up more often than fall down, you are a strong man.

9. How many people died because of drinking, and how many people were born because of drinking.

10. Play a little mahjong and eat a spicy hot pot. Find a small object, and life will be like this.

11. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

12. You said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Young man, if you have the ability, don't wear clothes to play with your brothers.

13. Your understatement will hurt me to the bone.

14. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes, open today's beauty.

15. Mortgage is to hold you down and peel off the skin layer by layer

16. Nowadays, college students have no quality! Come here to copy hair pieces, and actually cut them!

17. Since we broke up, you have completely left my sight.

18. Everyone except me is not suitable to grow old with you.

19. Don't brag, please return the bully to the bull, because the bull also needs sex!

20. I learned to wear a mask and smile, even if I am not happy.

21. I really convinced my boyfriend and still haven't appeared.

22. Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love.

23. Girls can't be too thin, or Cupid can't help you.

24. It is unnecessary for a boyfriend to be handsome, as long as he is cute and cheap, he is willing to accompany you.

25. The oath, after packaging, has a better name, lie.

26. The labor and capital used to take heart and lungs out of you, but you are so cruel to the labor and capital that they are now heartless.

27. Stand in your own corner and pretend to be a passer-by!

28. So far, the earth is still under my feet.

29. You can't distinguish between inside and outside the play. After all, your acting skills are too high and your eloquence is too good.

30. It's one thing to wake up and another thing to get up.

31. Didn't you say that you are stubborn? Why can the person you like easily change you?

32. I saw it too thoroughly, so I didn't live seriously!

33. The original philanderer was the most infatuated in the end, and the original single-minded person was the most unfeeling in the end.

34. Focus on one person with limited flattery.

35. In my world, you can watch, but you don't need to speak.

36. Life is born and live.

37. I usually never walk upstairs because there is an elevator.

38. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check!

39. If you begin to miss me, remember that it is not I who want to go, it is you who let go.

40. You must look carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many men and women nowadays!

41. People are always so cheap. We must not let go until there is no way out and there are many scars.

42. Please tell her that I am waiting for her. Please tell her that I still love her.

43. Don't worry about the ambiguous future, just work hard for the clear present.