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This is really cold
The nurses of the mental hospital were playing with the patients in the yard, playing with eagles and catching chickens. At this time, the dean saw that he was furious: "What nonsense! What if all the patients flew away 1
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Most 'experts' are good at cold humor
I asked, "Do you know where the Yongquan Cave is?" A colleague said, "Is it not the sole of the foot?" Suddenly, a friend who was playing with mobile phones raised his head and said, "The ancients said 'Yongquan Xiangbao' was to kick him or splash his face with foot washing water??"
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The fresh and cold humor that makes you laugh
a: "It's always difficult to go out for a walk. Look up and walk away, for fear of not finding money; Keep your head down and walk away. I'm afraid you won't see the beauty. " b: "Then nod your head and go."
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A funny and funny story
On the bus, an ugly woman accidentally stepped on a man's foot. The man is furious: Try stepping on it again, and I'll show you! The ugly woman was overjoyed, and quickly stepped on her feet again and said, "Great brother, you don't need to spend money on cosmetic surgery now.".
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Funny senior black, understand and laugh
A woman found that her new mobile phone was actually a fake. Crying loudly, he asked the mobile phone: "Why? I want the genuine, not you." The fake machine weakly replied: "The genuine said that every night, as long as you open your selfie photos, you can't sleep 1
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Classic and funny, cool and funny
a: "I think we should also spread our minds and create a Guinness record." b: "Good proposal" a: "I cut down a tree, sharpen both ends, and apply for the world's largest toothpick record." b: "Can you talk about something practical?" a: "I dug a hole in the ground, poured some water, and applied for the smallest lake in the world." b: "Then I'll just dig three holes in the ground and stretch out three fingers to apply for the largest bowling ball in the world."
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Campus jokes with cool connotation
Today, the second Wu finally woke up naturally. He stretched and looked at the woman next to him. He smiled and said, "Hi! I don't know what your name is." "I don't know what your name is, but I know you must have failed in this subject." The invigilator said and took away his white paper.
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The feeling of being blackened: unable to laugh or cry
There is a noodle shop near the school. We often eat there. Once I went to eat noodles and saw the boss's son, who was very cute. So he teased him: "Do you want to eat?" He said not to eat. When I asked why, he said, "Mom won't let me eat. It's too dirty."
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Classic, rare cold joke
He and she often formed a team to fight and upgrade together, but one day, she suddenly went offline. He could not find her any more, so he insisted on practicing alone with his pet. After a long time, he discovered by chance that her role was stuck in a copy. After helping her solve this problem, the two people lived a happy life of team upgrading again. Well, friends, this is the story of the Condor Heroes.
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When it's cold enough to be happy, laughter comes naturally
I often see people who eat food! Tell me about my son! When my son ate, I said repeatedly: Son, raise your head for a change of breath!
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A cold joke that is a little scary
Earlier, some dirty things were mixed into the late night tram, and many children on it were frightened to cry. Later, the bus company hired a skilled Taoist to solve this problem. Ghost trams have withdrawn from the stage of history, and all the trams running on the road are ghost free trams.
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Cool joke, there is no coldest but colder
Youth: Zen master, what happens when water reaches boiling point? Zen Master: Go away.
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Cold jokes interrupted by Chinese and foreign celebrities
Leonardo da Vinci learned to draw when he was young. His teacher asked him to draw eggs. He painted all day and was tired of it. The teacher stroked his head and said, "Of the 1000 eggs, no two are exactly the same. You can see that this is Chai egg, which is an ordinary egg. In contrast, Chai egg is small, and the egg white has a high viscosity. It is not easy to break up when beating eggs. It is mixed with tomatoes and fried with bright colors. It tastes pure, and is rich in immune factors, and has higher nutritional value..."
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Cold jokes are indispensable in hot summer
When Lao Wang was walking his dog in the park, he unexpectedly fainted in a secluded place and was unconscious. Fortunately, his dog called the doctor in time to save his life. After the event, people praised Lao Wang's dog for its cleverness, but Lao Wang said helplessly, "What's clever? He called a vet that day."
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Cold jokes about life
The old squad leader gave the last leather shoe to a weak young soldier, but he pretended to be full. Watching the young soldiers chewing leather shoes, the old squad leader thought that after liberation, we must let the people of the whole country eat leather shoes.
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Popular fake users, road construction, Spring Festival and other cold jokes.
1. The boat was sinking, the lifeboat had no oars, no oil, and the motor was broken. Nokia users smashed the motor cover with their mobile phones and began to repair it. Iphone users took photos of themselves and motors and sent them to weibo for help. The android user wrote a suicide note and then shut down the phone. The copycat user pulled out the cell phone battery and installed it on the motor, and the lifeboat left. 3. In order to lay a railway, a survey engineer walked into a farmhouse and said to the farmer, "Our railway will just pass through your house. I'm very sorry." The farmer replied, "It's nothing, but don't think that every time the train passes here, I will open the door for you 4. During the Spring Festival, a group of friends were chatting, and one of them asked: If you have an appointment with your favorite girl for dinner, how should you say politely when you need to go to the bathroom? ......
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Surprising laughter in ordinary days
A beautiful girl mm is trying on a pair of knee high boots. In fact, it's pretty, but the beauty mm seems to be a bit picky, asking questions. Finally, she asked the clerk, "Is there any longer one?" The sharp clerk said, "If it is longer, it will be leather pants."
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Abnormal thinking is very funny
Important good news: After 95 year old people get free medical treatment, 100 year old people can relax the policy of having two children. The 110 year old can be allocated housing by the state. 120 year old people can travel around the world for free! Take care of yourself. The good days are waiting for us!
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Hold can't help but be shocked by these people.
Dogs are indeed man's best friends. If you don't believe it, you can do this experiment by yourself: lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which of them will be happy to see you?
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Children are taught badly in this way.
One day, when I checked my son's Chinese test paper, I found that he had written many idioms incorrectly: "Every word of mouth is worth drinking", "Reluctant to give up" is worth giving up "," Urgent "is worth coughing", "Perfect" is worth eating "... I criticized him, and my son was eloquent:" This is how the advertising words on TV are written
