It's not easy to live in the world. Laugh and all diseases disappear.

On the way of life, we all hope to have an expert who can guide us forward, but that is really a chance. But there is no need to be disappointed. After experiencing the ups and downs of life, you will find that the real expert is life itself. 10 words, enlightening wisdom, worth tasting. People don't know whether you are good or not, but when you are fat, everyone will know

Excerpts from the top five WeChat jokes in 2020

A male colleague in the fifth place went out at noon yesterday and didn't take his mobile phone away. His wife kept calling. The female colleague who took a nap was annoyed by the noise. She took her mobile phone and shouted, "We are sleeping, are you bored?" As a result, the male colleague has not come to work today! The fourth child asked his mother: Why did you marry your father? The mother said, "When my mother was blind, she married your father!" The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said

The script of the six episode TV series "Forced Lao Li"

In the first episode, I went to the bank ATM to withdraw money today. Lao Li and his wife, whom I know, also came to withdraw money. His wife said to him, "I'm going to enter the password, please stand aside!" Lao Li really backed away. I thought, this woman is very powerful, which means that women manage accounts! After hearing the sound of three drops, the woman turned to Lao Li and said, "Well, I've lost. It's your turn to lose the last three!" Ouch! Damn it, it's really eye opening. It turns out that they restrict and supervise each other

Such a wife is not only my favorite, but also Lao Wang next door!

1. My wife chased me at the beginning. Wife: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend? Me: Yes. Wife: Would you mind changing one? Me: Yes. Wife: Would you mind one more? Me: I don't mind. So she changed into my wife. 2. When I read the newspaper in the living room after dinner, I asked my wife: Did you wash the dishes? The wife said seriously: Husband, you should ask like this, honey, let me help you wash the dishes! Then I said, my husband, it has been washed. It's so much

Carefully collect humorous jokes about unhappiness in 2020!

One humorous joke: Brother Yunyang Taoge went to learn driving that year, and the coach kept scolding. Thinking of being scolded by the coach every day, he was angry and didn't go to practice driving for a year. The next year, the driving school called to ask me: Come on, let's change a qualified coach for you. Sure enough, the coach was really good and praised me all the time. I drove my car into the fishpond that day, and he said with a smile, "You're great. You didn't kill any fish.". Humorous little joke, Second Uncle, you are a cement seller, and found a big one

Humorous joke: distinguish the difference between young men and middle-aged men from tone of voice

One of the criteria for judging middle-aged men and young men in TOP 1 is whether the second or fourth "hello" is answered, the second is young, and the fourth is middle-aged. Brother Yunyang Tao would like to know your first voice An acquaintance of TOP2 was at the 4S store. He told me that the average car dealer would have a discount of about 30000 yuan, so when buying a car, you can be more cheeky and cut as much as possible. After all, it is your own money that you save. I believe he said

20 humorous short sentences, read once, no worries!

01. Take complaints out every day to bask in the sun, and your mood will not be short of calcium. 02. It is not ordinary to do all ordinary things well, and it is not simple to do all simple things right. 03. Women who are happy with themselves will look good, while men who are happy with themselves will be poor. 04. When men meet women, there will be no Independence Day but Memorial Day. 05. Happiness is a comparative level. It can only be felt when there is something at the bottom. 06. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a talent

A humorous story every day can be read for a week.

1、 Strange There is an online shop that specializes in selling Buddha beads. The quality of Buddha beads is good, but the shopkeeper is lazy and often delays delivery. Despite this, the store has been "zero complaints". The friend felt strange, and couldn't help asking the shopkeeper: "You always deliver goods so late, how can you prevent customers from complaining?" The shopkeeper smiled and found an automatic reply to his friend. It said: "Dear, don't worry, I'm waiting for an auspicious day to deliver goods for you!"

A humorous joke every day for five working days, I'm afraid you won't laugh!

The eldest brother went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked: What's wrong with you? Big brother said: I have indirect amnesia. The doctor asked: What are the specific symptoms? The elder brother said: I forget that I am married as soon as I see a beautiful girl. The doctor said: Go away, I haven't cured this disease myself! The teacher told the students: "Don't call yourself the author when you write articles in the future, because no one uses a pen now." The students asked: "What should it be called?" The teacher said: "It's called Keyman

Humorous joke: The spirit of buttocks is worth learning!

The assessment of face and buttocks shows that buttocks are better than faces for the following reasons: 01 Smooth, not easy to wrinkle; 02. Be frugal and free of maintenance; 03. Delicate, not prone to spots and pimples; 04. Fashionable and simple; 05. Serious and unsmiling; 06. Sincerity does not mean laughing at the skin but not the flesh; 07. Solemn, grand and blessed; 08. Harmony, that is, splitting into two, merging into one, closely surrounding