The housekeeper walked from the villa to the yard, pulled several children to discuss in a low voice, and several children nodded. The housekeeper went to the coffin and clapped his hand and said, "Sorry, listen to me. Just now, there was an accident when the crematorium called. So the memorial service will be changed to 9:30 tomorrow morning. Sorry for the delay. You can come in and have something to eat and have a rest."
The people on the grass whispered, but no one asked what the accident was. They went to the villa in twos and threes. Some people leave and come back tomorrow. Some people regard this as a social occasion, eating and drinking in the villa living room. The housekeeper commanded people to move the coffin from the back door to the last room of the villa, where it was placed yesterday. Provide a space for people with good relations to say goodbye alone.
Yu Mingduan has a cup of cola and is tasting cakes in the kitchen. Rich people are different. Today, 15 chefs are invited, all of whom are chefs from the hotel with stars. The pastry costs at least thirty outside, and is free here. Don't eat for nothing. Besides, some instant noodles at noon have already been digested.
Haina found Yu Ming easily. Yu Ming said, "Haina, try the meat floss cake. It's a first-class stick."
The pastry chef is a fat man with a simple smile. Haina grabs Yuming's shoulder and pulls it aside: "What's the matter?"
"Can you not touch my body?" Yu Ming asked.
"OK, you say." Haina let go.
Yu Ming looked around and whispered, "I called to cancel the crematorium appointment, and then called the housekeeper to say tomorrow."
"That's a good idea." Haina asked fiercely, "What does that have to do with the socket?"
"I've always wanted to buy a waterproof socket, but I don't know whether the quality of that brand is good or not." Yu Ming raised his thumb to a foreign chef and said, "Salad, bone." Haina didn't punch it.
"Three Qs." The foreigner was very happy that his products were praised.
"Don't think I'm bored and close to the old coat," Yu Ming whispered.
Haina's second punch was also stopped. She asked curiously, "What's the purpose?"
"I like the knife in his hand." Yu Ming said, "Now there is only one question left."
Haina asked, "What's the problem?"
"Who will dig diamonds?"
"You."
"Are you kidding? I haven't killed any fish." Yu Ming said: "I have created the conditions for you now. You decide to do it yourself, or let your friends do it. Or you tell everyone the truth, and let the professionals take the diamonds."
"Then my friend's mother may go to prison."
"Not necessarily."
"Why?"
"Because I only have 50% confidence that the diamond is in my stomach, and 50% may be that your friend's mother is OK." Yu Ming saw Haina clenching her fist and said, "You have to keep me to check the other 50%."
"Yu Ming." Haina clenched her fists and said, "Do you know I hate smart people?"
Yu Mingshen felt the same way: "Everyone hates people who are smarter than themselves."
"......" Haina said murderously, "If you can't get the diamonds by 9:00 tomorrow, I will tie you to the garbage truck and travel around A city."
"Hehe." Yu Ming laughed dryly and said, "Well, let me do it when you let it go at night."
"Wouldn't it be nice to say that earlier?" Haina smiled and turned to leave. I don't know which unlucky chef opened four refrigerators and didn't close them. Haina hit her forehead directly on the door. Haina covers her forehead, scolds and leaves the kitchen.
Yuming has a reason for everything. For example, he asked Haina to splash water to attract others' attention. He was not sure that the housekeeper remembered the phone number of the crematory. When Haina fell down, the housekeeper checked. The nurse answered the phone in the living room. Eating in the kitchen in order to steal a sharp knife. In addition, the kitchen is close to the morgue, so it is important to be familiar with the terrain.
Except that the door of the four door refrigerator was Yu Ming's little resistance to violence, there were other reasons. Yu Ming now has only the last two questions: to open the door of the morgue, to dissect his stomach, and to take out the diamond. The first question is not difficult, and the second question...... Yu Ming has no experience. He picked up bones and became a Taoist, so he was quite immune to the dead. But the anatomy business is not involved
Yu Ming calls Li Fu: "Li Fu."
Du Qingqing said, "Li Fu is running a long distance. Who are you?" The caller was YU.
Alas... Forget it. It's inhumane to run more than forty kilometers and ask others to work overtime. Hang up the phone in Ming Dynasty. Ni Qiu is obviously not good either. It can be seen from the first cooperation commission that this guy has never touched the corpse. Yu Ming thinks he has the courage to cut the body, but only if he can get the diamond with one knife.
After ten days of working in the investigation agency, Yu Ming found that he did not only contribute to the investigation agency or Du Qingqing, but also learned a lot. For example, nowadays, ordinary people don't have such a good opportunity to increase practical experience. I have to buy two pairs of gloves. Why two pairs? One pair is discarded, and the second pair is to avoid fingerprints in discarded gloves.
There are still many people staying in the villa for the night. Many people come from other places to see them off. Since it was only postponed for half a day, they would not run back foolishly and fly back early tomorrow morning. Some people say that red and white affairs are the best place to socialize because there is a topic of chat. The old people get together to drink tea and feel sad. When their old friends leave, they are not far away. Middle aged people get together to talk about business, stock and investment. Women get together to talk about fashion, bags, cosmetics and husbands. Younger men have fun on their own. Play billiards and watch movies. Or hook up with the opposite sex.
Yu Ming is also involved. He has preliminarily mastered the speaking skills of people in this circle. Even evil people will have a good outside. The topics include cars, yachts, current political news, stock investment, sports, etc. They don't talk about women or speak ill of others. At least that's the surface.
Yu Ming said: "The roadside agency said that the national football team was destroyed by the Thai women's football team yesterday."
A brother said: "It should not be a women's football, it must be a human demon."
Another guy said: "Did you buy the periphery for Manchester United versus Arsenal today?"
Note that "buy periphery" is a high-level word. You may not have bought a peripheral, but you cannot fail to understand what a peripheral is. In addition, it is also the basic level of the circle to buy the periphery.
Another guy said, "Last time I bought International, I lost 200000 yuan, so I swore I would never buy the periphery. 200000 yuan can buy a lot of busts."
Humor in dirty jokes is also a common communication discourse in the circle, which can shorten the distance between men. But you can't be pure meat, because that would be a local tyrant.
Haina didn't know when she appeared. She put her hands behind the sofa and said, "What are you talking about?"
"Miss Haida." Everyone knew her. A man asked, "Does Miss Haida gamble?"
"Gambling sister, my father gambled on the National Football League for 30 years, but it's all fucked up. Yuming, let's go."