"Oh, Bang Yu, what did you do? Did you use firecrackers to blow up the toilet? You really pissed me off. I have to beat you today..."
Qin Huairu almost died of anger when she saw her son coming back from a body full of shit, so she shouted a lesson.
With confidence, Bang Yu shouted: "It's not me! My gun hasn't even been opened yet. The toilet exploded just as we walked to the entrance of the alley with Uncle Yuanzi. Xu Damao and I hid slowly and got soaked all over."
Qin Huairu did not believe: "Really?"
The stick stick took out the firecracker and said, "Look, there are not a few!"
Qin Huairu was in the room just now, but he heard Li Yuan say that there was still a door opener. Now it's gone.
She wanted to say something more when she saw Li Yuan, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi passing by the door. Li Yuan whispered, "Someone in the toilet was blown up. Sister Qin, this whip was not put by a stick."
Qin Huairu suddenly woke up, looked at Li Yuan with watery eyes and said, "Bang Yu, don't you thank you, Uncle Ziyuan?"
"Thank you, Uncle Yuanzi!" said Bang Yu hurriedly
Li Yuan hehe said, "That's all right. Don't be naughty in the future."
Bang Yu hurriedly replied, "I know Uncle Yuan!"
Li Yuan and the three of them continued to walk forward. Xu Damao, who was covered in shit stars, said angrily, "Grandma, is this all over?"
Li Yuan said with a smile, "If you hadn't made a bad remark that the pillar was Bang Yuan's stupid father, Bang Yuan might not have done so. Come on, hurry back and tidy up. There will be a big play to see later."
Xu Damao, with a quick glance, said happily: "Ouch, Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang were not here just now, shouldn't it be..."
When Liu Guangqi heard the words, he responded with a startled smile. Then he quickly shut up and said, "That sounds like Jia Zhang's voice just now... is nothing wrong?"
Seeing his excitement, Li Yuan was afraid that something would happen to him. He shook his head and said, "If nothing serious happens, the manure truck in front will stop there... It's OK."
Then he asked Xu Damao to go home and change his clothes. Then he went into the kitchen and gave two words of advice to Silly Column and Rainwater.
Silly Column was delighted when he heard this and said, "Is Jia Dongxu really bombed?"
He Rainwater was even more excited. She was very angry when she saw that Silly Zhu was bullied by the Jia family just now.
As for silly column... I'm afraid I can't wait for Jia Dongxu to choke to death in the cesspit, so Qin Huairu won't have to work so hard and wash the sheets every day!
Li Yuan hehe said, "Eight or nine is ten, but don't say anything, otherwise Bang Yu said that it was after hearing your words that he remembered to blow up the pit. Do you believe Jia Zhang's asking for 200 yuan?"
Silly Column whispered: "Aunt Jia is really greedy! She can come out with all her needs! Don't worry, I will never say."
He Rainwater giggled: "I certainly won't say!"
Li Yuan laughed and said, "That's OK."
As I was saying this, there was a lot of noise outside
Yan Bugui, the third uncle, hurried to Jia's door and shouted, "Oh, Qin Huairu, go and see your mother-in-law and Jia Dongxu, something's wrong!"
Then he rushed to Yi Zhonghai's house, pushed the door and shouted: "His aunt, go and see your old Yi, who has a face... Ouch, but he is OK. He has more dirt on his body, and there is nothing wrong with him."
An aunt breathed a sigh of relief, and Yan Bugui stood in the middle courtyard and shouted, "Come out and help at the entrance of the alley, young and old men! Lao Yi, Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang had an accident in the toilet, go and help!"
As soon as Silly Column heard that an uncle had also had an accident, he stared and was eager to go. Li Yuan stopped him and said, "Didn't you hear the third uncle say that an uncle is okay? You hurry to wipe the shit? It's cooking..."
Silly column hurriedly said: "Can we not go?"
Li Yuan hehe said, "An uncle has helped so many people on weekdays. Now he will not send anyone."
Silly column smiled: "What about you? I can lend you hundreds of dollars."
Li Yuan went to the ear room and said, "I will prepare some medicine for them to boil. I have to take it when I come back. Brother Zhu, this is called professional expertise."
Silly column smiled and said, "I'm satisfied. You can live even if you die! Well, I'd better cook well and I will also have a specialty!"
Qin Huairu also heard this conversation. She wanted to ask silly column to help her look, but Li Yuan said so. She could not find it anymore, so she had to take Xiaodang and stick stick to the alley.
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Half an hour later, Jia Zhang's family and Jia Dongxu were pulled back by the people on the 20th and 30th in the yard with flat cars.
Yi Zhonghai is tougher and can still walk, but he hasn't wiped the shit off his face, let alone his hair. Now he is just like a shit monkey.
Xu Damao is really bad. He changed his clothes and took Li Yuan, Liu Guangqi and others to watch the activity. Seeing Yi Zhonghai's behavior, he couldn't help laughing.
Fortunately, he was not the only one who laughed on the spot. Young people in other hospitals laughed a lot.
Qin Huairu looked at the dying Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu on the flatbed and cried, "Mom, Dongxu, how are you?"
Xu Damao said loudly on purpose: "Sister Qin, keep your baby away from me. It's very dirty."
Jia Dongxu was so angry that he vomited. He really vomited!
However, the vomit... makes the surrounding people feel dizzy.
"Where are the pillars?"
Yi Zhonghai suddenly asked in a deep voice.
He also counted on silly column to help him and Jia Dongxu wash.
Li Yuan laughed and said, "An uncle, Brother Zhu helped me cook today, but I didn't let him come. My brothers are coming soon, and it will be too late if they don't prepare meals."
Yi Zhonghai was annoyed when he heard the words, and said: "Well, the pillar didn't come, and Li Yuan is also good for you. You are a cadre and an outstanding young man just praised by the street. I have to bother you today when something like this happened..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Yuan said with a loud smile: "My uncle, how about you? My family has already boiled medicine for you. I'll go back and add some more herbs and continue to cook them for a while. You can rest assured that nothing will happen to you. Not taking medicine today, it's very dirty and will cause serious illness.
I also asked the second aunt, the third aunt and Aunt Xu to burn hot water in the hospital. You can take a shower and have a good wash later. After washing and taking the medicine, it will be OK to sleep. "
Then he said to Jia Dongxu on the flatbed truck, "Don't lie down, Aunt Jia. You should move. If you lie down, those dirty things will settle in your ears and stomach, which will be troublesome. Get up quickly and go back to wash them. Take medicine to induce vomiting. The longer you delay, the more difficult it is to treat."
Turning around, he said to Yi Zhonghai, who was just about to speak, "Don't say too much, uncle. Go back and wash it. Drink it first, and then talk about other things."
Liu Guangqi was also bad, and smiled: "Yuanzi still respected an uncle, so he made a pot of medicine and asked him to drink it first... Aunt Jia, if you slow down for a while, you won't have any part."
Hey, that really works.
Jia Zhang, who used to be humming on the flatbed truck, actually sat up and ran into the courtyard with his waist twisted.
Along the way, accompanied by feces and urine marks
The onlookers were stunned and then burst into laughter.
Jia Dongxu also stood up with strong support. He looked at Li Yuan and others with red eyes. Finally, his eyes fell on Bang Yu, who was behind Qin Huairu, and wanted to eat people.
However, I somehow knew that this was his son and could not be laughed at by outsiders, so it didn't happen on the spot.
Before falling into the pit, he heard someone yelling at the stick stick, which seemed to be Xu Damao.
But talking about it now can only make people laugh.
When the people in the outer courtyard dispersed, Li Yuan happened to see a carriage at the entrance of the alley. "Yo," he said, "you go first, my brothers and they are coming, and I will greet them."
The people who were going to help Jia Dongxu into the courtyard stopped again and stood at the gate.
Boy, here come five strong black men!
"Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Seventh Brother!"
Li Yuan greeted him with a smile and shouted.
Although the five elder brothers are very rustic, they have a large homestead in Qinjiazhuang.
The Qin Family Village is twenty miles outside the Dongzhimen Gate. Forty years later, within the five rings, it will pass by the rich people in the capital!
Li Chi, the leader of the Li family, is 35 years old. In addition, he works as a farmer all the year round. Together with Li Yuanzhan, they say that neither generation counts.
He also did have a father like awareness of his elder brother. He looked at Li Yuan and said, "It's OK, not too thin. I need to eat more later."
Li Yuan smiled and nodded. The second son, Li Jiang, was much hotter. He nodded at Li Yuan and said, "You are so brave!"
Li Yuan was puzzled, and Li He, the third child, said happily, "You borrowed hundreds of dollars to buy a house, and you can't even afford to eat. Now Qin Family Village is laughing at us, saying that we are fat."
Lao Qi winked at Li Yuan, who understood that it must be the idea of Li Gui, the cheap Lao Tzu, to raise more food and transfer more food with this method.
The fourth man, Li Hule, said cheerfully, "The youngest, a cadre? OK! Why don't you wear four pockets of breeches?"
Li Chi, the eldest, said in a deep voice, "The youngest child's monthly salary is more than half of his allowance. Why don't he wear breeches? Come on, stop talking nonsense and put things away. Work quickly and return early in the evening."
There were seven or eight sacks on the cart, as well as some spades, pickaxes and other tools.
Li Yuan led several elder brothers forward. Xu Damao was the best person to come. He ran over and called for others: "Ouch, Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Seventh Brother, how are you? My name is Xu Damao, and I'm Yuanzi's best friend in our yard. I got some wine and vegetables today, so I'll wait for my brothers to come."
I wondered if I could invite these black farmers to fight with people in the future. They looked like animals and looked too strong!
Li Yuan saw several brothers looking at him, nodded and said, "I have a good relationship with Big Brother."
Countryside people are not stupid. There will only be more trivial nonsense in the countryside. So listen to what you say. I know that Li Yuan and Xu Damao may be friends, but it is obviously not good enough to know their roots.
However, I can say everything on the scene, not the farmers' reticence in the stereotype.
After tying up the carriage, several brothers each carried a sack. Li Yuan wanted to stop him, so he led the way to the front, went to the backyard in all eyes, and put the sack in the backyard.
The Li brothers looked around the house and thought it was OK.
The fourth man, Li Hule, said happily, "Yuanzi, my father-in-law is a bricklayer, and my second uncle is a carpenter. Do you want them to come and have a look
Li Yuan shook his head and said, "We have been busy farming. What are we doing now? We have no money. We can save several months' wages after the autumn harvest. The cellar is in front of us, and we can clean it after dinner. I have bought the 66 powder and can smoke it after we finish it today."
66 powder and 39 - 11 powder are similar poisons.
The third and fifth have gone to carry the rest of the sacks in. The third, Li He, enters the door and says, "My son, people in your yard are looking for you."
Li Yuan looked at the door and saw Yan Jiecheng waving, "Brother Yuanzi, Aunt Jia and an uncle are asking you to come over."
Li Yuan nodded and said, "I see."
Xu Damao glared at people and said, "What are you urging? Let them wait! After falling into the cesspit, you still set up your chart?"
Yan Jiecheng was not afraid of Xu Damao, but he was afraid of the current small group and ran away.
Li Yuan said to his five brothers, "Let's go to dinner."
Li Chi asked, "What do they want from you?"
Before Li Yuan could speak out, Xu Damao was overjoyed and said, "Hey, big brother, you are late today, otherwise you can see a lively scene!" He said, telling the story from beginning to end.
Li Chi didn't laugh too hard, but Xu Damao himself laughed out tears.
When they got to the middle courtyard, Li Yuan reminded them, "Come on, stop talking, or Jia and Zhang will get into trouble."
A group of people had just passed the Wonton Corridor when they saw a large crowd of people around. Bang Yu cried to Jia Dongxu, whose face was almost twisted, "It's not me, really not me!" Seeing Li Yuan coming out, they hurriedly said, "If you don't believe me, ask Uncle Yuanzi and Xu Damao!"
Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked, and he scolded: "Little bastard, you call Yuanzi Uncle, and I call your name?"
Bang Jiao ignored Li Yuan and shouted, "Uncle Yuanzi, my father must say that I fried the toilet."
Li Yuan was not happy and shouted: "Dong Xu, why do you still suspect your child? Bang Yu walked with me, Da Mao and Guangqi, and just arrived at the fork in the road, he heard a bang. Da Mao thought it was Bang Yu who was carrying the firecrackers we set off, so he shouted at him, but he was wronged.
He didn't remove any of the whips he took from me. Fortunately, he didn't remove them. Otherwise, I would have been speechless today. Bangyu, didn't you tell your father about this? "
Bangyu said, "Before I could say anything, he slapped me and said he would kill me."
He looked at Jia Dongxu angrily.
Yi Zhonghai intuitively believes that this must have something to do with Li Yuan. After taking a look at Li Yuan, he looks at Bang Yuan and asks, "Bang Yuan, are you telling the truth? If it weren't for you, I would send someone to the police station and ask the police to check. If the police find out, they would take the bad guys away and put them in jail!"
Bang Yuan was obviously startled when he heard the words, so he heard Li Yuan laugh and say: "What are you doing, an uncle? Bang Yuan is still a child, and he will not be frightened to admit your fright.
What happened to the police? When the police arrive, they should also talk about the evidence and justice.
With our testimony, no one can do anything about him!
Why do you suspect Bang Yu? At present, in order to catch mice, children take small whips and explode everywhere. With a string of unopened firecrackers, you must rely on stick sticks?
Then again, let's not say it's not Bang Yu. Even if it's Bang Yu, you can't do that. Bang Yu is still a child.
The last time he ran to my house to get braised pork, I laughed.
Why did you scare me? Not really. "
Xu Damao was about to burst into laughter, and said seriously: "Yes, Bang Yu is still a child, a flower of the motherland, and can't be beaten or frightened!"
Even Silly Zhu rarely disagrees with Xu Damao. He nods and says, "It's almost OK. First uncle, Yuanzi is right. Bang Yu is still a child. Besides, he didn't do it. Look how scared the child is."
Yi Zhonghai Qi's face was livid. After giving silly column a cold look, Jia Zhang suddenly said, "Yuanzi, is your medicine ready?"
Li Yuan hurriedly said, "All right, I'm going to take it for you."
After saying that, I went back to the north room and put on a mask first, and then opened the ear room door in full view of the public.
A smell that smelled worse than dung poured out, and Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi went straight to the elbow.
The brothers of the Li family look strange and look at their younger brothers one after another
Tut, it's still so bad!
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