Hearing Li Yuan's words, Xu Damao burst into laughter on the spot.
He has the most vivid mind and has no doubt about others. He firmly believes that this is Li Yuan's way of revenge.
Seeing him like this, people around him could not help smiling or frowning, but looked at Li Yuan doubtfully.
Li Yuan said reluctantly, "There is no need to talk about children's urine. You must have heard about it. As for human feces, there is an ancient recipe called Huanglong Soup, which is filled with empty poppies. In the feces, you get juice over the years. It's very dark and bitter. It's called Huanglong Soup, which can cure people dying of plague.
It is also known as Zhonghuang. It uses a bamboo tube to put licorice powder into it, and two ends of it are stuffed with bamboo and wood. It is soaked in a dung tank in the winter and taken out in the spring. It is dried in the shade in the windy place. It is used to break the bamboo to get grass and dry in the sun. "
At present, people still have some respect for intellectuals. Although they can't understand them at all, most people don't think of the bad side of Li Yuan's hanging book bag any more.
Li Yuan then said, "But I said again, there's no need to force it. It's no matter whether it can be cured or not. Bang Yu will be fine if he can vent his feelings for two days at most. As for Jia Zhang, it's estimated that it will take another three or five days. Because she has accumulated too much grease in her belly... Eh, isn't Jia's family struggling? How can Jia Zhang eat like this
Forget it. It's none of my business. Ok, you can decide whether to cure it or not. I'll go back to have a rest.
Brother Zhu and Brother Mao, don't forget the evening. "
Silly Column was relieved when he heard that he could not die. Then he heard Li Yuan calling him elder brother again. He thought he had great face and said happily, "Well, I will never forget the appointment!"
Xu Damao said proudly, "I'll bring you two bottles of good wine later."
Li Yuan laughed and said, "Don't you slap me when you come to my place for dinner and let you bring your own wine? You both gave gifts last night, and you are not allowed to bring anything."
Xu Damao gave a thumbs up and said, "Yuanzi, what you didn't say is bright!"
People who don't take advantage of others are looked up to.
Yan Bugui, eyeing hotly behind him, said, "Yuanzi, this..."
Li Yuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, the third uncle. After the house is repaired, I will invite the three masters of the yard to have a good meal. I didn't want to bother at first. Who knew that Brother Mao and Brother Zhu sent two stools here yesterday. I can't help it."
Silly Zhu said, "Yuanzi, don't worry. When you invite the three masters to dinner, they will give you a table!"
Yan Bugui was startled when he heard that the table of eighteen immortals would cost more than twenty yuan. He hurriedly said, "Forget it, I can't afford it! It's time for dinner. I'll go back first."
It turned out that they didn't even look at the bustle, and turned around to slip away.
Now a table with fish, chicken and meat is less than ten yuan. Yan Bugui feels that even if he is crazy, he can't give a table. It's OK not to eat this meal.
Yi Zhonghai talked with Jia Dongxu: "Dong Xu, Li Yuan is very malicious, but his face is smooth. Since he said that he could cure the stick stem today, it should not be a lie."
Jia Dongxu looked at Li Yuan maliciously and then said angrily, "This short-lived ghost must not have hidden his heart. He may not have to fill the stick stem with that stuff!"
Yi Zhonghai shook his head and said, "I have this doubt, but what can I do? The hospital also said, let's pull, let's replenish water, and finish the work after pulling. But it will take a few days, and the good people will also pull it out. How big is the stick stem? How can you stand such a pull? If you pull it for two or three days, can you still live in this house? Of course, if you really don't want to, you can go and ask a Chinese medicine doctor to see."
Jia Dongxu shook his head dejectedly and said, "Forget it. It's not a waste of money."
He is the only one working in his family now. What's more, only one non-agricultural household can get ration coupons.
The Jia Zhang family, Qin Huairu, and even the Bang Gan and Xiao Dang who went with their mother's household registration are all rural households and have no food rations.
Jia Dongxu is so quantitative in a month. How many days can the whole family eat together?
If Yi Zhonghai had not been his master and had borrowed money from him every month, the Jia family would not have been able to sustain it. How could they have any spare money?
Qin Huairu also persuaded him: "Li Yuan dare not play tricks. If something really happens, he should take care of everything."
The words hit Jia Dongxu's heart. He even vaguely thought of letting Jia Zhang be cured. In this case, Li Yuan would have to give Jia Zhang a pension
Seeing Jia Dongxu was talked through, Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu, "Bang Yu, you can talk to Li Yuan. You and he are fellow townsmen. They come from the same place. It's easy to talk."
Qin Huairu didn't answer the question directly. She knew that her man was cautious and said in a slightly embarrassed voice: "An uncle, you don't know how much he hates me. My mother-in-law scolded him for being a short-lived ghost. I said it all. Yesterday, in the presence of Director Wang, he almost missed me."
Sure enough, Jia Dongxu's face softened after hearing her say this, and he said, "What are you afraid of? He dares to fight with me and Shifu here. I have to let him kneel down and call grandpa!"
Qin Huairu scolded his mother in his heart. Why didn't he have such prestige just now?
She responded with a smile and looked cute, sweet and moving. Not to mention Jia Dongxu's satisfaction, Yi Zhonghai avoided her eyes somewhat unnaturally.
Qin Huairu turned to Li Yuan of Zhenghe Shazhu and Xu Damao Hara, and said, "Yuanzi, I need you to help me, cure Bang Yu and my mother-in-law..."
Li Yuan shook his head and said, "Bang Yu likes to say that he is a child, and I don't want to follow him. Your mother-in-law should forget it..." Before Qin Huairu could continue pleading, Li Yuan smiled at silly Zhu and Xu Damao and said, "Do you believe it or not, I cured the Jia Zhang family today, and tomorrow she will go around and publicize that I cheated her to eat shit and drink urine, and that she is a malicious villain? Not only don't remember my good, but also scold me everywhere for my bad reputation. Knowing that such a person will bite the hand that feeds him, why should I save her? Just let her lie there. Anyway, she will be fine if she lets it out for a few days.
As for the stick stick, after vomiting and bathing, I will finish the injection, drink rice soup for the whole day tomorrow, and run all over the yard at this time of night. "
Qin Huairu was greatly moved when she heard this. She hoped that this wicked mother-in-law would suffer more, as long as her son Bang Yuan could get well.
But she couldn't take the idea, so she had to go back and tell Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai.
They stood in front of Jia's house. In fact, Jia Zhang's family could hear them.
Yi Zhonghai is a bit troublesome. He doesn't have to think about all the things Li Yuan said. It will definitely happen.
Jia Zhang is a man with a dog's face. He will turn over his face when he says that he will turn over his face.
But at this time, she should know the stakes
Yi Zhonghai said to Jia Zhang, who was dead on the kang, "Old sister-in-law, this is the way things are. Bang Gang must be cured, otherwise even if he can survive two days, his vitality will be severely damaged. If he can't keep well, his body and bones will become weaker and weaker in the future. It's not a small matter. You have to make your own decisions. But there is one thing that can't be cured before you turn over the old scores. Otherwise, there are many ways for people to miss you. "
He always believed that Li Yuan was responsible for this uproar.
Although Qin Huairu wished that Jia Zhang would pull her to death, she still had to be persuaded, because she could not die, or half died, and she was the unlucky one.
She had to wash her excrement and urine all her life. She was sick and disgusting. She said, "Mom, it's better to suffer now than in the future. You are also in poor health, and your pain relievers have never been broken. If you hurt your vitality, how can you get it?"
Jia Zhang's bitch glared at Qin Huairu. Even if she was weak, she could not hide her bad breath: "If you can't move, you have to wait on me. Take my shit and urine!"
Qin Huairu was about to cry. Jia Dongxu said impatiently, "Nobody doesn't take your shit and urine. It may be fine. Why didn't you fall there? You have to take a pawn."
Hearing his son's words, Jia Zhang said sadly, "Go ahead, cure, cure!"
Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu, "Mom, go tell Li Yuan quickly."
Qin Huairu hurried to say something, but Li Yuan didn't immediately agree. He said with a smile, "I won't say anything about money. I'm a neighbor of the yard, and I don't have the reason to ask for money. But the bowl of braised pork was reserved for the deaf old lady in the backyard, and I didn't want to eat it at all. If you get the bowl of meat money and meat tickets, I will be unhappy. I am not happy. The needle will not be stable and can not be cured. "
Qin Huairu stared at Li Yuan in tears and said, "Yuanzi, look at the situation in my sister's house. It seems that there is money in it."
Li Yuan was so pitiful that he could defend himself with a sneer and a gesture that was not negotiable. But on the other hand, Silly Zhu couldn't stand it. His heart was pounding and pounding. Just when he wanted to ask Li Yuan to let him go, he saw Li Yuan's half smiling eyes. His words were stuck in his throat. He clapped his hands and said, "Yes! I gave you the meat money and the meat ticket for Sister Qin, okay?"
Xu Damao winked at him and scolded him as a "big fool". Li Yuan said, "Yes! No matter who gives it, it will be fine."
One of them is willing to die and the other is willing to bury. Will Li Yuan stop them?
Stop the ball! Stop someone and complain about him
Silly column would also comfort himself, laughing: "Anyway, you are for the old lady in the backyard to eat, even if I have a filial piety experience!"
Li Yuan said: "Brother Zhu, you should not only show filial piety, but also make great efforts for your sister Qin. Bang Yu and Jia Zhang should go to fill the Huanglong soup at once, and mix it evenly according to the ratio of one to two. Open the jaws and pour it into the water, filling a large sea bowl, and filling a small half sea bowl. Then induce vomiting, and when they spit out, bathe in hot water quickly.
I will apply the needle after washing. I won't pull it tonight. The stick stick will have rice soup for one day tomorrow and Jia Zhang will have rice soup for three days. When eating rice soup, don't touch any meat, remember? All right, let's go. "
Xu Damao could not smile at the side, but he was carried into Jia's house by silly column with one hand pinching his neck.
The courtyard of the middle courtyard is already full of people, and they are laughing wildly now.
Jia Dongxu stamped his feet and scolded, and asked Yi Zhonghai to rush into the house. Yi Zhonghai waved to the people in the yard and said, "OK, it's OK if the neighbors don't help them when they are in trouble. Can you do something funny?"
Wang Erkui's family has always been against the Jia family. Wang Erkui's mother-in-law said with a smile, "First uncle, you can't do things that make fun of people, but can you do things that make fun of thieves?"
Everyone cheered and said, "Yes!"
Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "Shut up! If this event spreads, it will affect the evaluation of our courtyard this year and lose the honor of a model quadrangle, then who is the culprit of our courtyard? Hurry to go home and bring all the hot water, and clean up the matter quickly..."
As soon as the words came out, Jia Zhang, who had just promised, screamed like a pig: "I don't want to! Don't come here, I don't eat shit... ahh! Ahh!! I don't... ahh! Save... life... ahh!"
The courtyard was laughing like crazy, and then in Yi Zhonghai's scolding, they scattered home, and quickly took the thermos bottle to continue to watch the excitement
Half an hour later, the stink in Jia's house was so strong that the cry finally subsided.
Xu Damao seemed to have been ruined by 500 strong men. His hair and clothes were messy. His eyes were empty and he stumbled out, and tears came down.
Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng, who are with Li Yuan, are jumping feet!
Silly Zhu was much better, probably because he picked up the pig and the water. He had resistance and only turned pale. He helped Qin Huairu clean out all kinds of dirty excretions and vomit.
Jia Dongxu was a little angry in his eyes. He looked at Silly Column around Qin Huairu and asked him to help himself. He felt that he could not do those dirty things.
Both the front and the back were angry, so they could only bear it with hatred and wanted to deal with this big fool later!
When Jia Zhang and Bang Yu almost rolled their eyes, they vomited completely.
Yi Zhonghai called in the first aunt, the second aunt, the third aunt and several women to help Qin Huairu wash Jia Zhang and Bang Geng together.
Shazhu walked up to Li Yuan and said with a grin, "Brother, it's up to you."
Li Yuan reached out his hand and refused, saying, "Please go and wash first, and change your clothes. It tastes too strong."
Silly column old face a black, bowed his head to smell, retched, and hurried to clean up.
Another half an hour later, the door of Jia's house was opened again. An aunt and others came out quickly, and soon passed out.
Yi Zhonghai urged Li Yuan, "Li Yuan, go in and apply the needle."
Li Yuan smiled and shook his head, and silly Zhu, who had changed his clothes, asked, "What do you mean?"
Li Yuan said, "Scatter the flavor."
Silly Column said "Hi" and said: "I said brother, you should stop being so fastidious! Don't jump around in a while. Sister Qin has to wash again."
Li Yuan laughed when he heard the words, and all the silly pillars looked embarrassed. He dared not scold Li Yuan at this time, but only glared at younger boys like Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang, and so on: "Son thief, why are you happy? Do you have any sympathy?"
Yan Jiecheng and others did not answer back because they were afraid that he would be generous.
However, Li Yuan was willing to talk with them about the new things that had happened in school and on the street recently. It was almost 20 minutes before he entered Jia's door and practiced the acupuncture with silver needles for an hour.
This is a rare opportunity. Generally speaking, doctors at his age are not trusted by patients, and there are few opportunities to apply needles.
This is similar to Western medicine. Young doctors have few opportunities to master the knife. Who doesn't expect to master the knife one day?
It's a rare opportunity to have ready-made patients lying there for acupuncture!
So Li Yuan treasured all the acupuncture points on the human body and tried all kinds of needling methods. Sometimes Jia Zhang's bitch turned her eyes
Until the people outside became anxious, Qin Huairu, who was standing on one side of the kang, became more suspicious, and Li Yuan began to practice acupuncture seriously. Five minutes later, the old and the young, who had been struggling all day, fell asleep.
Li Yuan then closed the needle, opened the door and left without answering Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu.
Young people in the new era have to be like this, doing good deeds without leaving merit or reputation.
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