Xie Wenjun, holding a cup of orange soda, said something to his grandfather, such as "Happiness is like the East China Sea, Longevity is like the South Mountain", and then he became an "audience" on the adult table.
Xie Wenjun usually likes drinking cola, but he can't drink it in front of Cao Yunfang, who wanted to be a grandmother at an early age. Cao Yunfang heard that drinking cola was bad for "tadpoles", and specifically told Xie Wenjun not to drink this foreign stuff in the future.
Listening to adults talking about current events and social phenomena, Xie Wenjun is also stirring his brain to recall what happened in 1994 in his previous life to see if it can help his own development.
Professionalization of Chinese football; Baggio sent Brazil to the championship of the World Cup; Mandela became president of South Africa; The Institute of High Energy Physics, Chinese Academy of Sciences has set up the first WEB server in China and launched the first set of web pages in China; China Unicom was established; Three Gorges Project construction; These things are either incompatible with our own situation or inconsistent with our current reality.
"A young man in our company has made more than 20000 yuan in three months of stock trading, more than 20000 yuan. With his salary of seven or eight years, you can guess how much he has invested, only 10000 yuan. It's more than doubled. Years ago, the boy took the initiative to stay without pay and specialized in stock trading. If you ask me, this stock is really a good thing. I also want to try water after the New Year Maybe we can get him twenty or thirty thousand yuan back. " Cao Jianjun, my brother-in-law, said with a foaming mouth, as if he was the one who made money from stock trading.
"Don't you. You don't know about stocks. Don't lose Xiaoting's dowry at that time. She will have to blame you all her life." Xie Qingqiang half jokingly and half seriously advised.
Xie Wenjun also said silently in his heart: Yes, yes, my brother-in-law, you don't even know what stocks are. How can you mix up in this big bear market? It's different from throwing money into the sea. The man in your unit is just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse. He is just lucky.
"It doesn't matter. Let my father try it. The beautiful girl... still needs a dowry." Cao Xiaoting blushed and made a joke, encouraging the father who stayed at home without pay to throw his money into the sea.
Xie Wenjun could not help but said: "Now the stock market is a bear... Not so good. Only one out of ten stock speculators will make money. My brother-in-law, if you want to join in any activity, you will have to wait until the second half of the year."
Everyone looked at Xie Wenjun, hoping that he would explain what he had just said. Xie Wenjun turned his eyes and asked, "Why don't you read financial newspapers?"
The adults shook their heads, Xie Wenjun pretended to suddenly say: "No wonder, these are all said in the newspaper. Eh... The school teacher asked us to read more newspapers in our spare time. A newspaper rack was nailed in the classroom. There were some unsold financial newspapers in Little Bee Newspaper, China Youth Newspaper, China Education Newspaper and Little Bee Newspaper. Every time a new newspaper came, it was robbed by the students. I think it was all newspaper reading. No one saw the financial newspapers I will take a look at it. I will naturally know something about the stock market when I read more. Recent financial newspapers have said that we must not speculate in the stock market now. If we lose money, we will not make a profit until the second half of the year. "
Xie Wenjun's ability to tell lies is really superb. All adults believe what he said. Cao Jianjun was interested in what he said and asked, "Can you believe what the newspaper said? How do they know that the stock market will be better in the second half of the year?"
"That's what some professional stock analysts said. People are professional, so they can't talk nonsense."
How can you talk nonsense? It's a wonder that stock commentators don't talk nonsense! Xie Wenjun felt sick after he praised with conscience those "stock commentators" who recommend others to buy a certain stock and can ride Mercedes Benz and drive BMW, while he still pedaled an Erba Phoenix that rings everywhere except the bell.
Cao Jianjun nodded: "Yes, if you want to listen to professional words, you'd better bear it first."
Xie Wenjun wondered why he didn't think of what his brother-in-law said. Now that he has some funds, he can speculate in stocks. This is the best way to get quick money. Although he hasn't personally speculated in stocks in his previous life, there is a senior investor father who hasn't eaten pork and watched pigs walk. Xie Wenjun decided to find time to go to the stock office, If the general trend has not changed too much due to the butterfly effect, the second half of the year will be the best time to enter the market. First, earn one vote. If you want to speculate on stocks, the dividends of convenience stores and the profits of the computer room will have to be saved up. Only by accumulating enough bullets can you kill people everywhere.
After the men finished talking about the heavy topic, they began to drink hard, while the women began to relax and enjoy Zhang's parents, Li Jiashort, who had apricots out of the wall, who had another pear tree pressing crabapple. Xie Wenjun was afraid of his "pure" soul being polluted, so he quickly called his younger brothers and sisters to set off fireworks.
A group of children have gathered in the alley. Xie Wenjun was almost tinnitus when he came out of the alley when a big lightning exploded. The bad boys laughed happily and shouted to Xie Wenjun, "Brother, take us to bomb the cesspit."
Xie Wenjun's anger suddenly softened. It seemed that he had known each other before. When he was young, he often said, "Brother Liu Hua, let's go to blow up the cesspit together."
The boys mentioned that Xie Wenjun was in high spirits. Like the Spring Festival Gala, the cesspit is a traditional project, and I always feel that something is missing.
Just as Xie Wenjun was about to take the children to the cottage, Zheng Gang came with his younger brothers and sisters.
"Fortunately, you are here. I'm afraid you have gone somewhere to play." Zheng Gang left breathlessly.
"What do you want from me during the Spring Festival?"
"I want to play with you. Your boy didn't return even after he paged," Zheng Gang complained. "Just now I met Yuan Jia on the street. His brother took them to the Freedom Square to set off fireworks. She said she paged you several times today and didn't return."
Xie Wenjun said doubtfully, "It was confiscated, but it should not be bad."
Zheng Gang waved his hand: "Whatever, I found you anyway. Let's go."
"Where?"
"Blast the cesspit."
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The girls stayed to put golden cudgels and honeybees. The boys formed a "cottage destruction team", led by Captain Xie and Vice Captain Zheng, and marched towards the cottage.
After more than an hour of hard work, almost all of the "Cottage Destroying Team" were injured except the two team leaders who were hit by "yellow pollutants", but they still achieved the following remarkable achievements: two boards in the men's toilet were blown up, asbestos tiles were blown through three holes, the urinal was blown up and blocked, scaring away three men and twelve women, The white wall of the men's toilet exploded into mottled yellow
When Zheng just left, Xie Wenjun was afraid that in case someone wanted to find a phone at the canteen and answered a station, the call to the paging station took more than ten minutes to get through. The paging lady said that because it was the 30th year of the lunar new year, the business was busy, so she made a mistake. Then she told him the message she received today.
Liu Hua, Tan Hui, Zeng Hongzhang, Li Qiang and others left a message to wish them a happy holiday. Zheng Gang asked him to call back three times. Yuan Jia asked him to call back five times, but he failed. Then he left a message saying that he would break up with the bad guy. It happened that he asked him to call back eight times, but after he failed, he left a message to make the bad guy look good.
Yuan Jia went to the Liberty Square to set off fireworks, but no one could be found. Coincidentally, there was a BP machine. Xie Wenjun thought about calling Qiaoqiao, and after putting down the phone, he bought two bottles of Wahaha fruit milk to quench his thirst.
The people in the snack bar were gathering to watch the Spring Festival Gala without Zhao Benshan this year. It was Andy Lau's turn to appear. A song named "Love Forgetting Water" was sung so heartily that the song ended and the phone of the snack bar rang.
"Junjun, you are really bad. I made 18 pagers and you didn't return." Qiaoqiao was about to exaggerate a 1 in front.
"It's none of my business. There's something wrong with the pager. Call and ask if you don't believe me."
"Haha...... I knew it for a long time. I called and asked."
"Where are you?"
"At home."
"Why should I wait so long at home?"
"I want to finish watching Andy Lau."
"Oh, little daughter-in-law, I miss you."
"I... want to."
"I want to... kiss."
"Bad guys..."
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