"Poof, I'm so sad, why do I want to laugh, wuwuwuwu, hahaha, sorry, I can't help it."
"This program is very effective!"
"You guys even gloated. Ha ha ha ha, I can't help it."
"Mr. Song and Mr. Wang are very disastrous. Why do I feel full of comedy?"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Your Yida rewards two planes.
Wuzhongsheng's girlfriend rewarded a plane.
Your girlfriend, my treasure, rewards a rocket.
“……”
Outside the primeval forest, Xiong Hao didn't hold back a smile in the program group's nanny car.
Song Zhijian and Wang Dongsheng dragged the tent in the wind and rain.
This is also a part of the challenge of wilderness survival.
In the face of the suddenly changing weather, his program will only give the audience a more realistic feeling.
And his thoughts.
Is to highlight the truth.
Qi Xin, an office worker, was busy all morning. After lunch, he clicked on a certain audio software and planned to brush a small video to relax for a while.
Brush.
She suddenly saw a video recording of Mango Station's Going to the Wilderness Together.
Among them.
The cover is Gu Chang'an, her former favorite flow star.
Which young girl doesn't dream?
Gu Chang'an's figure and appearance are very suitable for her, and she is the prince charming she has always dreamed of.
But
As the whole network is in darkness, the public praise is falling, facing the iron evidence.
Her heart broke unavoidably.
There is a sense of mutual recognition that the current boyfriend has become the former boyfriend, and he should have died of old age.
Qi Xin flushed, but still couldn't resist.
Devil sent, she ordered in.
In the nanny's car.
The staff of the Wilderness Program Group said, "Chang'an, do you have anything to say to the audience?"
"No, but there is a song."
Qi Xin was slightly surprised that Brother Chang'an was going to sing?
She is a sensible girl, not a little fan girl who just went to junior high school. She doesn't think about it and only supports it. Qi Xin knows that Gu Chang'an's singing is not pleasant, but actually she is a little out of tune.
But
Qi Xin didn't turn off the video, but listened quietly.
My life is like shooting a play.
There are many directors and screenwriters.
I only said one line.
And they matched 800 tones.
“……”
Eh?
Qi Xin was immediately moved by the pleasant and rhythmic sounds.
The more she listened, the more frightened she became.
The more I listen, the more I feel distressed.
Until the end.
She suddenly couldn't help but burst out from her seat in the office with a cry.
Brother Chang'an is wronged.
With such sad lyrics, the song tells of injustice. My brother is singing to tell all his fans that he is not as bad as the black spots on the Internet.
Prove yourself with your actions.
She!
I can feel it!
Qi Xin's grief came and went quickly, and she immediately picked herself up. Her brother was still working hard, and she also needed to do something!
Log in to Penguin and find the group.
The sound of tapping the keyboard makes a sound.
"Jimei, I am in tears. My brother is wronged!"
"Wuwuwuwu."
Attached is the video forwarded by dithering.
Summer thunderstorms come and go quickly. The wind is blowing hard at the first moment, and it will clear up at the next moment.
Gu Chang'an was speechless.
A thunderstorm upset all his plans.
Although the wet clothes were wrung dry, they were also damp. They were awkward to wear and would take away a lot of heat from his body.
Great taboo for survival in the wilderness.
Gu Chang'an frowned and said, "Audiences in the studio, I'm in a bit of a bad state now. My wet clothes are taking away a lot of heat from my body all the time. If I don't solve it, for a long time, I will face body temperature loss at night."
"Loss of temperature can quickly lead to severe trembling, dyskinesia, slurred speech, numbness, and then basic inability to use hands and feet effectively. The trembling stops, the confusion, indifference, and no sense of despair. At first, people no longer feel cold. Later, the limbs are stiff, the heart function is weak, the pupils dilate, they can no longer think about it, they can't save themselves, and even relax. There is a sense of joy, and eventually people lose Consciousness, death due to heart or respiratory failure. "
"Slot, Gu Chang'an, why do I want to experience it?"
"Shentemao is very relaxed and has a sense of pleasure. I believe it!"
"Upstairs, body temperature loss is really terrible. I had the honor to experience it once. Don't ignore it! People will die!"
"Grab an experiencer (a dog's head), do you feel really good at that time?"
"Upstairs, losing the temperature will really kill people... Don't joke. I don't know why. I can't be serious (funny)."
“……”
There are many discussions in the broadcast room.
Gu Chang'an didn't know what the sand carving netizen said, but he really met a problem.
You can't take off your clothes during the whole live broadcast.
He is not afraid of being watched, but it is easy to ban the broadcast room.
Gu Chang'an looked at Yang Mi and said, "Boss Yang, I can't find food like this for the time being. Let's divide our work. You can find food, mushrooms and wild vegetables. I'll go to collect firewood to make a fire."
Yang Mi nodded and said, "OK."
In fact, this is the only way to divide labor.
However, she didn't know much about wild vegetables and mushrooms, but after a look at Gu Chang'an, who was wet, she was embarrassed to say it.
Gu Chang'an plans to light a fire and bake wet clothes first.
It has just rained heavily.
The moisture in the primeval forest is heavy, so it is difficult to find dry wood.
however.
After careful searching, he found some dry materials that could be used to make a fire.
incidentally.
The drone has been following him, and Gu Chang'an takes a look.
The technology of the parallel world is better than what he knew in his previous life.
Lock the face and body, follow the camera, and avoid obstacles.
The most important thing is that the UAV is noise reduction, and the sound is not very loud.
Don't disturb their rest.
Gu Chang'an picks up a piece of Duanmu, and a white peristaltic creature rolls out of it.
His eyes flashed.
Immediately put the dry material aside, picked up the white wriggling creature and observed it. At the same time, he said excitedly to the UAV, "Look, everyone, what I found, a baby of longicorn, this is a good thing."
"Isn't it just a worm? What good thing can it be?"
"This worm is really disgusting. It makes me feel goosebumps. I can't stand squirming creatures."
"Chuo, I'm afraid of peristalsis. Gu Gou is going to throw away the worms. We are still good friends."
"You black powder upstairs, Gu Gou said he didn't want to be friends with you."
"Brother Chang'an, this worm is disgusting."
“……”
It's rare that Gu Chang'an's little fan sister didn't speak for him in the live broadcast room, but stood with others. After all, few people could stand the honey squirming creatures.
"The larvae of longicorn beetles are rich in protein, fat, carbohydrate, vitamins, minerals, etc. It is a rare nutritious food that gives priority to survival in the wilderness."
Gu Chang'an sighed, "It's no use talking to you black powder."
Finish.
He grabbed the white worm and threw it into his mouth.
Burst immediately.
White liquid spray!
The flesh and blood stumps were hanging around his mouth.
The picture is very impressive.
At the same time, in the broadcast room.
All the audience have only one response.
"Ouch..."
Others have begun to vomit.
……