……
Four hours, fourteen bottles of mineral water.
Gu Ge was lying on the bed with a tingling sensation coming from his throat.
It is difficult to be a teacher, a tutor, and even more difficult to be a speed training teacher.
"Alas..."
Gu Ge sighed and lifted up his mobile phone, registered and logged in on several job seeking apps, and finally successfully released the position information after a series of tedious processes such as certification.
Then
Then wait for the fish to take the bait... No, it should be waiting for talents to throw themselves into the net.
Gu Ge quits with a big key and prepares to sleep. Just before sliding off the screen, Gu Ge commits obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Click on the design software and watch it for a while. It's just like some people's habit of checking WeChat and QQ for information before going to bed.
The design software will push all the courses and teaching contained in it in turn. Now, a course named "The Road to Design with Changes" has attracted Gu Ge.
Design is design, what is changeable?
Is this the way of product transformation?
Like Transformiun deformed metal in Transformers?
Gu Ge opened it with curiosity
Since then, Gu Ge has fallen
① : Princess is daily life
② : Needs of the elderly
③ : Back to the childhood
④ : What is the experience of being handsome
⑤ : livestock farming
……
There are three serial numbers in one column. Hundreds of episodes are listed under this course, and different experiences have different prices.
The course introduction is described as follows:
Experience the living environment of different people, deeply explore the product needs of different people, so as to develop special products. Once you enter the course, you will lock in other diversities until the qualified products are sold.
Gulu
Gu Ge swallowed a mouthful of water.
This is interesting.
It's a bit like playing a game.
But, what's the catch? Is it addictive to play lock?
What was it last time?
Learn about coffins.
You can't pass if you fail.
Horizontal trough
Gu Ge suddenly remembered something bad. After the last baptism, Gu Ge seldom wanted to enter the learning system.
It's electric shock and tickling.
It's hard.
"Alas, let's see how much money we have earned these days."
Gu Ge casually clicked the small retreat in the lower right corner of his mobile phone.
The fingers are offset a little.
Ah... Ah! I missed the last column!
——[Back to the Baby Age]
"I'll take your turtle! Wait a minute!!!"
Gu Ge's crazy retreat, lying in the trough, and his own more than twenty people, what's the feeling of a baby?
But the phone seems to be stuck.
A prompt will appear soon:
"About to enter the virtual program, three...... Two...... One......"
Gu Ge couldn't open his eyes. Through a tiny slit, he felt the light was a bit harsh. He felt wrapped and squeezed. It seemed very slippery. He didn't know what liquid was flowing on his body.
There are sounds outside, which are very noisy. His ears are booming, and he can't hear clearly.
It is difficult to breathe, like being covered in a quilt. There is meat stuck together in the nose, blocking most of the breathing holes.
Quietly, a pungent smell came into the nasal cavity.
Like methane, indole, hydrogen sulfide from septic tank
How cold it is!
This kind of gas hit his face, a sense of extreme irritation. Oh no, maybe it was a sense of pain. Later, Gu Ge felt that his navel had been cut.
Immediately, an earth shaking baby cry spread throughout the delivery room.
"The baby's crying is loud! It's very healthy, and it feels like it weighs eight kilograms!"
It was a clear nurse's voice.
"Ouch, it's a boy!"
Gu Ge felt that his dignity was insulted. As for the reason, it was because he had a pair of hands playing around with him at will, and nothing was ignored.
Do you understand? I think you must understand.
"Shit, don't touch your hands!" Gu Ge couldn't stand it anymore and roared loudly.
Who knows, Gu Ge thinks that it contains anger and the unquestionable superior's hegemony. After making a noise, it becomes like this:
"Hmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
"Eat, eat, and purr."
"Ouch, look, listen, this child has just been born and is begging for milk!"
Gu Ge feels that the voice is not clear at all. TM clearly needs to be beaten!
"How does this child look like his father? He doesn't follow me at all."
At this time, Gu Ge's eyes also opened wider and looked more carefully. Gu Ge was able to see clearly.
This TM is the picture of a baby being born.
It's the sound that sounds familiar.
Very familiar, but a little strange.
"It's my mother!"
Gu Ge grabs a node in the sound library in his mind. Compared with the two, though the voice is more youthful, Gu Ge still hears the voice of his mother, who is still whispering in his head.
I don't know that the characterization in this course is not based on reality. Gu Ge really can't accept the image created randomly.
I miss you so much.
Gu Ge has not been together with them for four or five years. Even if we meet, we just leave things behind, chat casually, and then leave without words.
"Maybe it's time to go back and have a look."
Gu Ge flashed the idea in his mind.
But soon, a sentence completely shattered Gu Ge's idea of going home
"How ugly!"
My son?
Gu Ge complained in his heart.
Gu Ge felt that he was bumping up and down in the air, and then fell from one person's embrace to another's warm embrace.
Gu Ge felt that his face was pinched. Although he didn't use much force in the other side's eyes, he felt very painful, and soon became blue and purple!
Gu Ge heard another sentence: "You son of a turtle, sticky, dirty!"
Once confirmed, he is his mother.
Gu Ge is sweating.
Shit, when my mother was young, she was so straightforward. Compared with today, she is like a cat in the sky!
When Gu Ge wanted to cry without tears.
Another eager voice sounded.
"San'er, San'er! How about the baby? Is it dystocia? Keep the baby big! Keep the baby big! If the baby is gone, it can be reborn. If the wife is gone, it will be gone!"
Undoubtedly, this is Gu Hao, Gu Ge's father.
Gu Ge's face darkened immediately. It was really hard to live
"Congratulations, sir, you are a father!" said the nurse.
"Come here." Gu Ge's mother is called Xin Zimeng and her nickname is Xin San'er, so Gu Hao calls her San'er.
"Wife, are you all right, wife? I came right after the meeting, but I was still a little late."
"Late?" asked the lemon
"It's late. I didn't experience the frustrations, anxieties and fears when I was in front of my father, and I've been regretting all my life." Gu Hao looked at Xin Zimeng innocently.
I can't listen anymore.
Hearing this, Gu Ge really wanted to find a wall to kill him.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
The baby's voice came from the arms of the orange.
Gu Hao smiled and said, "Man or woman."
"Do you want a man or a woman?" Xin Zimeng said angrily.
"Both men and women like it, as long as it's your baby!" Gu Hao touched his head, and Xin Zimeng gave a proud smile. His face, which was slightly pale because of the birth of a baby, gradually became pale.
Gu Hao took the child and was immediately overjoyed: "Hey hey, it's a boy! Look at this little earthworm, how elastic it is!"
"But why is it so ugly?"
Gu Hao turns his head to look at Zimeng.
Xin Zimeng immediately became angry, "You are ugly, but can you blame the child for being ugly? I will take your turtle and go home to kneel on the washboard for the labor and capital!"
Gu Hao: "..."
The nurse timely cleared the way: "In fact, babies are not very beautiful at birth, but their hearts are beautiful. Look, how lovely this little hand is?"
Xin Zimeng said lightly: "What a cute thing! It's so ugly that I can't imagine. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was a Taixingwa in outer space."
“……”
Everyone was speechless.
If all of you hadn't seen this child with your own eyes, Xin Zimeng would have taken it back.
This is false.
My mother is not like this.
His dead father is not like this.
Gu Ge's skull was in chaos at this time.
Who am I?
Where do I come from?
Where am I going?
What am I going to do?
Then, after estimating Xin Zihai's physical condition and the baby's postpartum protection, Gu Ge was put on an oxygen mask and sent to the custody office.
I looked up at the white ceiling and lay in a small baby room. It was quiet everywhere.
If someone hides quietly at this time, you can easily steal him.
"What am I doing now?"
Gu Ge was so angry with his own parents that he completely forgot that he was experiencing life and learning lessons.
Honestly, it's lonely.
Stay alone in the nursery.
Gu Ge never dreamed that he could see the world from the perspective of a baby.
The human hippocampus is not fully formed in infancy, and it is easy to lose memory, so few people can have memory under six years old.
Not to mention under three years old.
"I should be the first in the world, unless VR baby experience games appear in the future."
Gu Ge thinks so.
At this time, the nurse quietly opened the door of the nursery, and a silver needle appeared in front of Gu Ge.
Gu Ge immediately scared TM to urinate.
A warm stream of water soaked the trouser pocket.
Zizi Zizi
The sister nurse didn't notice Gu Ge's frightened face at all.
The needle was watering right in front of Gu Ge's eyes, and the needle was still shining.
I am naturally afraid of being sharp!
Afraid of sharp objects → Afraid of sharp objects.
"Wow!!!"
Gu Ge tried hard to wriggle his body to escape and jump out, but his body didn't listen to him.
And it seems very weak.
In the nurse's opinion, the baby is just dancing, scratching her face, and a little cute.
It's just that the crying is annoying.
It's like a magic spell.
The nurse adjusted the nutrient solution and prepared to inject him.
Gu Ge bursts out of potential, bangs, hits the edge of the baby basket, and falls down
"It's amazing that a baby just born has such strength!"
The nurse hurried to hold it. When she was surprised, she didn't realize that the needle had already poked into Gu Ge's body
"Uh... uh wow!"
This cry resounded throughout the baby's room, reaching the end of the corridor, and there was still a lingering sound around the beam