In the corridor of the train, a handsome young man in a black suit, white shirt and tie sat up on three half man high snake skin bags leaning together, making a phone call with the old machine in a low voice. This strange combination and the handsome appearance of young people attracted everyone's attention nearby.
I can still vaguely hear his voice of thanks for Viagra, which has lost more than 6 billion yuan, no arrears, and all patents have been transferred. Love apartment, right? Go there yourself, don't answer it.
After putting down the phone, Guo Sheng could not help but exhale, put his chin in his hands, and bowed his head.
I may be the most miserable passer-by in the world. I have already confirmed that this is the plane of love apartment TV series. The development situation is almost the same as that of the earth. I came back more than ten years ago, which is equivalent to taking the same exam again.
There is also a learning bully system that enables me to master more than 30 languages, have more than 10 kinds of professional knowledge in the world's cutting-edge fields, and help me create a basic knowledge system without blind spots. It is reasonable that every time you go to the air outlet, you will be slapped on the ground by the wind!
It's a good thing now. The whole body is less than 100 yuan. There is no clothes to change. The system has also run away. Even the familiar plot of the love apartment is completely wrong, and we have to go to share it with Zhang Wei.
The only thing to be thankful for is that the knowledge gained through the unlucky Xueba system and the three bags of certificates have not disappeared together. What can I do later? Can I become a lawyer with Zhang Wei?
"Hello, can you excuse me?" A pleasant voice interrupted Guo Sheng's thinking.
Guo Sheng looked at the voice and looked at the beautiful girl with short hair whom he accosted. He always felt a little familiar between his eyebrows and eyes, and was stunned for a moment.
"Are you all right?" The girl looked straight at him and couldn't help moving forward. He asked, shaking his hand in front of him with his head sideways.
"Brother Dog!" Guo Sheng suddenly recalled who the man was, stood up and shouted excitedly. Half of the carriages looked over. Guo Sheng realized that he was speaking too loudly, but he couldn't help being excited. He grabbed the girl's hand and whispered in her face, "Brother Dog, have you also passed through?"
The girl tried to break Guo Sheng's hand, rubbed it, stepped back and asked, "Who are you? I don't know you! What kind of crossing? Why do you call me Brother Dog?"
And whispered, "How can a girl be called that?"
Guo Sheng looked at the girl's changing expression, more and more sure that he didn't recognize the wrong person, "Gulai Eight Wastes! Why? After living here for too long, you even forgot your used name?"
"What are you talking about? My name is Zhuge Dali. I have never changed my name. If you don't believe me, look at my ID card." Then he took out his ID card and held it in front of Guo Sheng.
Looking at the girl in front of her, Guo Sheng learned the knowledge of micro expressions and told him that the girl did not lie. She really thought she was Zhuge Dali and did not know about the crossing. Although there was possibility of amnesia, the probability was too small to consider.
With this confirmation, the sense of loneliness once again enveloped Guo Sheng. The expression management mastered by Xueba system in the past and the knowledge of psychological construction could not prevent him from showing a sad expression on his face.
"Are you all right?" Zhuge asked carefully.
"Oh, it's OK! I just identified the wrong person. I'm really sorry, didn't I scare you?" Guo Sheng looked at Li Li when he heard the question, forced a smile out of his face, apologized and replied.
"It doesn't matter. It's my fault. I shouldn't disturb you just now." Looking at the handsome young man's slightly ugly but extraordinarily warm smile, Li Li's body is no longer tight, and he replied.
"No, it's my problem. What did you just call me?" Guo Sheng also relaxed and asked.
"Well, I'm writing a famous paper called" The Nonlinear Relationship between the Choice of Transportation Means and Personal Income ", which is now in the sampling stage, and I hope to investigate your income." Zhuge replied with a big smile.
She doesn't want to tease me about the topic of the thesis, does she? Thinking about Guo Sheng in this way, he asked, "Why do you have to ask everyone on the bus?" Then he looked around the carriage.
"No, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." Vigorously shook his head and said solemnly, "I can analyze the occupation and income of most people here by their clothes, words and behavior, behavior habits, and belongings.
According to my observation age, you should be between 20 and 25 years old. The business suit you are wearing is worth more than 100000 yuan. From your sitting posture, you often wear this kind of clothes and don't care about what you are wearing now. But I used a mobile phone worth dozens of yuan, without any valuable accessories on my body. All my luggage is just three snake skin bags. Look at the shape of the bag. What should be in the bag is a document?
I can't really analyze your occupation and income, but as a special sample, I can't exclude you, so I came to you. "
This clear and clear idea is really not what Brother Gou can do. Guo Sheng gave up his last thought and said with a big smile: "So it is. My experience is strange. No wonder you can't guess. The story is a bit long. If you don't mind, sit down and I will tell you carefully." He moved to the side of the bag and sat down, He patted the other side and motioned to sit down vigorously.
He hesitated for a moment, half sat on the snakeskin bag, left buttoned his right hand and put them in the middle of his knees. When Guo Sheng saw it, he gave way to the side, and Dali sat on it.
"My name is Guo Sheng. Victory Sheng, 22 years old, Scorpio, is an orphan. I grew up in an orphanage, and now I am a graduate student in Wubaiding University of Science and Technology."
"I am also a graduate student in Wubaiding University of Science and Technology. Why haven't I met you before? What's your major?" Dali couldn't help interrupting.
"Economics, I dropped out of school for a year." Guo Shengrubbed his hands and replied.
"You must have an interesting story. Please continue." Li Li couldn't help saying, and then leaned back in the middle, staring at Guo Sheng expectantly.
"When I was in college, I made a live broadcast platform, the formal one," Guo Sheng added hurriedly, looking at Li Li and showing vigilance. "I founded the first professional live broadcast platform, Live Panda."
"You are the mysterious founder of Red Panda Live, who announced bankruptcy half a year ago?" He looked up and down at Guo Sheng vigorously. "His temperament is quite similar. What are your three bags, and the information about signing the anchor?" Zhuge asked curiously after taking a picture of the bag sitting there.
"These are the certificates I obtained before. After the company went bankrupt, everything was sealed, so I was left with these certificates. I had to carry them all the time because I didn't have much money."
"In fact, I also worked as an anchor in Little Panda." Guo Sheng interrupted me before he finished. "No, I remember all the people who have been broadcast on my platform. Are you sure? What kind of costume did you wear at that time?" Guo Sheng kept comparing with the images in his head and asked in surprise.
"I've been an anchor all day! The backstage suddenly informed me that I wouldn't have to come back, and returned 10000 yuan to me. Later, I learned that the platform was going to close down, and 10000 yuan was a severance payment. I always wanted to return this money, but I couldn't find the person in charge at all. I just met you, and I couldn't take this money, so I returned it to you." Vigorously took out my mobile phone and opened Alipay.
"No, it was decided by me at that time. Every anchor has it." Guo Sheng quickly stopped.
"Are you doing business or charity?" Vigorously asked.
Guo Sheng wanted to say something more when he saw the train stop slowly and said, "Nice talking to you. It's time to get off, ladies first."
"Just now, I heard you said that it was not far from our school to go to the Love Apartment, and I was going to take you there." Li Li stood up and extended his hand to Guo Sheng.
"No, I can do it myself." Guo Sheng hurriedly refused and tried to get up on his own.
"It doesn't matter. It's just like thanking you for sharing the story." Vigorously and actively grabbed Guo Sheng's hand, pulled him up, and said with a smile.
"Thank you." Guo Sheng couldn't say anything when he looked at the closing face and refused. He stared blankly and tried hard to pick up a snakeskin bag. Then he reflected. He hurried to grab the snakeskin bag from Dali, and said repeatedly, "I can do it myself, I can do it myself!"
With a smile in her mouth, Li Li walked to the platform step by step. Guo Sheng could only pick up the remaining two bags and quickly follow.