The reason why Lin Feng is so familiar with the old man who looks at the cemetery is that he often comes to Lotus Cemetery to pay homage to his dead father.
It can be seen that Lin Feng bought cigarettes and wine for the old man who looked at the cemetery without any purpose, but because he was familiar with the old man. This can be seen from the old man who knew that Lin Feng was going to be drunk again and came over to cover him with a thin quilt.
The old man who watched the cemetery covered Lin Feng with a thin quilt, returned to the hut in the entrance room of the cemetery, opened the wine Lin Feng gave him, and drank happily with a plate of peanuts. Unconsciously, a bottle of wine slowly bottomed out, and the old man who looked at the cemetery also lay on the table and got drunk
After the old man sobered up, it was already early in the day. He even slept on the table like this all night!
At the same time, Lin Feng's voice roared from far to near: "Old man, you are so ungrateful that you didn't wake me up? I have to go to work, which is terrible!"
Just after the words, Lin Feng appeared at the door of the hut, suddenly threw the old man's thin quilt into the house, turned and ran outside the cemetery.
"Hey, smelly boy," the old man of the cemetery shouted reluctantly at Lin Feng's background, "I'm glad you were drunk, but I'm not happy I was drunk? I was drunk last night! Besides, you smelly boy used to wake up in the middle of the night when you were drunk, but who did you blame this time?"
Hearing the old man's words from afar, Lin Feng didn't look back and ran forward, but he raised his arm and left the old man with his middle finger pointing up.
"Little bastard, you dare despise me if you don't smoke me next time!" The old man in the cemetery was angry when he saw Lin Feng's gesture, and shouted abuse.
These days, even the old man can't look down upon it. The old man in the cemetery can understand this gesture, which fully shows that the old people are also keeping pace with the times!
Lin Feng ran all the way to the bus stop, got on the bus and went back to Zhixiang Middle School. However, when he arrived at Zhixiang Middle School, it was a little late. It was nearly ten o'clock in the morning.
Zhixiang Middle School has a rule to lock the school gate after 8:30 in the morning. As for the teacher's lateness, it was slightly relaxed, but it should not exceed nine o'clock. During the half hour from 8:30 to 9:00 after locking the door, if the teacher is late, the security guard at the school gate will open the door. After 9:00, the security guard will not open the door. The door will be opened only after the admonition director sends a message.
"Brother, please open the door!" said Lin Fengchong, who was standing at the door of the security duty room. He had been arguing with this security guard for a long time, but he refused to open the door.
The security guard looked embarrassed and said, "Mr. Lin, it's not that I won't open the door for you, but you must be considerate of me, too. If I open the door for you, and the director of discipline knows about it, my job will be ruined. Otherwise, do you think of another way to come in?" As he said, the security guard motioned to the low wall with his eyes.
"The teacher also climbed the wall to enter the school?" Lin Feng asked in amazement, with an unbelievable look. It can be seen from the security guard's eyes that some teachers have done this before. Otherwise, how could he have hinted at himself like this?
The guard covered his mouth with his hands and coughed twice, then swept around. After confirming that there was no one, he quietly approached Lin Feng, lowered his voice, and said, "It's OK. Climb. I can't see anything."
"Damn it, I've heard of students climbing walls and skipping classes, but I haven't heard of teachers climbing walls to teach at school." Lin Feng muttered, looked at the low wall, walked quickly to the wall, jumped onto the wall with a gentle leap, and then jumped off the wall quickly.
At this moment, a sharp whistle sounded from the office building. The director stood on the corridor of the office building, blowing the whistle, pointing at Lin Feng, and then ran down the stairs of the office building quickly.
"Fuck me, isn't it waiting for me on purpose?" Lin Feng was stunned when he saw this scene, then reacted and ran towards the teaching building.
Are you kidding? If Sun Bin catches you, it will be good? This is the wrong way for me!
"Lin Feng, stop for me!" The training director had just run down the office building when he saw Lin Feng running quickly towards the teaching building, shouting while chasing.
How could Lin Feng stop? He pretended not to hear what the director said. Lin Feng ran faster, as if he had been startled by a rabbit. He rushed up the steps of the teaching building in three or two steps, and then quickly ran towards the direction of Class 8, Grade 2.
It was just the beginning of class. Many teachers were walking to the teaching building with their handouts. They saw Lin Feng and the dean running after each other, and they were all dumbfounded.
Chen Duyuan is a very dedicated old teacher. Although he has just started class, he has arrived at the door of Class 28 of Senior High School.
Seeing Chen Duyuan, Lin Feng shouted, "Teacher Chen, I'll change classes with you."
Hearing Lin Feng's words, Chen Duyuan stood still, stopped pushing the door and asked, "Does Mr. Lin want to change classes with me?"
In ordinary schools, it is not a big deal for teachers to exchange classes, but it happens from time to time. It's just that Zhixiang Middle School is more strict, and this kind of thing happens less often.
"Yes, I have something to do today, and I want to change classes with Mr. Chen." Lin Feng had already walked to the door of Class 8, Grade 2, and said quickly.
"All right." Thinking that Lin Feng is the head teacher of Class 8, Grade 2, Chen Duyuan finally nodded his head and agreed to go with the handout.
Lin Feng hurriedly pushed the door into the classroom, patted his chest, and said: "It's good that this guy didn't catch up."
The students in Class 8, Grade 2, all looked at Lin Feng with monster expression. It's not their fault. Lin Feng's appearance at this time is too windy. His hair is messy and his body is covered with mud. It's like being trampled and then thrown into the wilderness.
Combined with what Lin Feng said just now, all the students in Class 8, Grade 2, began to think about the crooked place.
"Teacher Lin, what's the matter with you?" Li Lei covered his mouth and smiled, saying, "You just taught girls self-defense yesterday. Could you really meet a woman who is ugly and has a better physique than you?"
After saying this, Li Lei added, "Hey, Mr. Lin, I feel deeply sorry for your experience!"
Li Lei's posturing immediately aroused the whole class of Grade 28 students to laugh.
"What nonsense? The teacher had a long trip yesterday." Lin Feng said glaringly, and walked to the platform at the same time.
"Well, well, it seems that the place where the accident happened is in the wilderness, which is very suitable for Mr. Lin's present misery." Han Ruoyi nodded with a smile.
The students in Class 8, Grade 2, immediately burst into laughter again
"Alas, the teacher is really sad for you!" Lin Feng sighed and said: "I don't want to study all day long, and my head is full of dirty thoughts! Not to mention that the teacher didn't meet a lecher, that is, he met a lecher. Is it so easy for the teacher to obey? I'm not bragging to you. A woman who can use me well has not yet been born!"
"Oh, it's no use?" Qin Yu looked suddenly enlightened, and then Lin Feng went on: "That teacher Lin met a beautiful woman yesterday in the wilderness? You should surrender immediately, in the wilderness?"
"Ha ha ha..." Class 8, Grade 2, was so excited that the building was about to collapse with the loud laughter.
Lin Feng has a black face. How can you explain to these students?
At this moment, there was a bang on the door. Sun Bin, the director of discipline, said in the corridor outside the classroom, "Lin Feng, what are you running for? Come out!"
"Discipline director, I'm in class, please don't disturb me. Let's talk after class." Lin Feng shouted at the locked classroom door.
The training director outside the door was so angry that Lin Feng used this move to deal with him? Is it difficult to complain to the board of directors again?
Lin Feng, you look down upon our Dean too much! Today I have to let you open the door of the classroom and come out for me!
Sun Bin, the director of discipline, took a deep breath, calmed his rapid breathing, and shouted: "You run when you see me. Did you do something unseen and dare not see me?"
"The dean, you don't have to be paranoid. I won't open the door of the classroom." Lin Feng suddenly understood what the dean thought, and immediately said, "I won't go out."
"Lin Feng, come out for me." The training director shouted angrily.
"No, no, what can you do with me?" Lin Feng replied proudly in the classroom.
The purpose of the director's words was to urge Lin Feng to open the door and walk out of the classroom, and then investigate his untidy clothes and late for work. However, he did not know that at this time, Class 8, Grade 2, was teasing Lin Feng that he had met a lecher last night.
At this time, hearing the conversation between the director of discipline and Lin Feng, the students in Class 8, Grade 2, who were originally impure, suddenly became even more filthy.
Cheng Haifeng, the monitor, screamed: "OH, MY GOD! It's really messy. What happened between the Dean and Teacher Lin? One suspects that the other party has done something unseemly behind his back, and the other urges the other party not to be wishful thinking. Is it true that, in line with that sentence, it is the king's way to build a foundation? "
The conversation between the director of discipline and Lin Feng was nothing at first, but it was so distorted by Cheng Haifeng that it suddenly changed its flavor!
Originally, it was just a burst of laughter. At this moment, not only everyone was laughing, but also some people were laughing and crying. Some people were pounding their desks while laughing
Ye Rou is biting her lower lip desperately, and her fingers are moving fast on the tablet. A post will be published soon, and this post will soon ignite the campus network forum of Zhixiang Middle School!
"Teacher Lin, what did you do last night? Did you really do something unseemly with the dean behind your back? Did you really apologize to the dean? Don't you know that this is the deepest hurt to the dean?" Zheng Hao, the weak PE class representative, exaggerated his lyric posture and said three times in a row
"Bang", finally someone could not help laughing, and someone turned his back!
Lin Feng had a black face and wanted to cry without tears. He said wordlessly, "Human beings can't stop you anymore!"