In the north of China, a humble city - Decheng!
"Hey, mouse, what can I do for you to call me at this time?"
"Yuanzi, come back quickly..."
A rapid voice came from the mobile phone in the young man's ear. The mobile phone did not look or know, and was startled at the sight - the fake machine, the fighter in the mobile phone! No wonder the noise is so loud. It cost Tang Yuanyuan four hundred yuan when he bought it at that time, which made his flesh ache for more than a month. During that time, he could only eat vegetables and steamed buns.
"What's the matter?"
"It's time to pay the rent today..." The mouse's voice in the mobile phone was full of frustration.
"Ah."
Tang Yuanyuan didn't know what to do at this time. He said to the mouse, "Wait for me" and then hung up.
The mouse is a good engine oil that Tang Yuanyuan came out to rent a house together after graduation. Its full name is Wang Hao. It was he who called Tang Yuanyuan just now to ask him to go back, because today is the deadline for the landlord to limit the payment of rent. He should have asked for rent three days ago, but Tang Yuanyuan and Wang Hao didn't have any money at that time, so they begged the landlord for a few days' grace. The landlord only had three days' grace, and today is the last day!
Let's go back to renting. Take bus, No. 2!
There are so many people waiting for the bus. Tang Yuanyuan has been squeezing the bus for some time. He is experienced and is not afraid of many people!
The bus arrived as soon as it was said, whoosh, the bus stopped. People under the bus tried hard to squeeze into the bus before it stopped. Because there were too many people, if they couldn't squeeze into the bus, they would have to wait for the next bus. The next bus will be half an hour later! Who will wait half an hour more?
Although Tang Yuanyuan is a young man, he can't squeeze those aunts and uncles by force. They are all old revolutionaries with rich experience.
"Let's go, you stepped on my foot in front!" An aunt shouted at the front. Seeing that Tang Yuanyuan didn't look like an ignorant person, she dared not shout at him.
The young man in front didn't know the situation. He really stepped on someone. Looking back, he was immediately pushed aside by the aunt behind him... He saw a man in black glasses smiling at him, looking embarrassed.
"Hehe" Tang Yuanyuan, wearing black rimmed glasses, felt dark and relaxed when he saw the man. He was too inexperienced and too naive to compete with his aunt.
"Pa!" A pack of cigarettes was squeezed from the pocket of a bearded man to the ground. A warm-hearted man picked it up and wanted to give it to the big man, but he couldn't squeeze it.
I squeeze! I go, dare to push me, I step on!
"Ah, which wicked thing stepped on me?" A voice came out, and Tang Yuanyuan laughed in his heart.
But who cares? Maybe it's the old lady's move just now.
Taking advantage of such a gap, Tang Yuanyuan took another step forward.
The people behind tried hard to squeeze in. On a hot day, Tang Yuanyuan could not stand it. The bus was almost full. If he couldn't get on, he would have to wait for the next bus!
I have to use a unique skill——
"I have a long pedigree of psoriasis, and I specialize in old Chinese medicine. Whoever is close to me will be infected!"
"Ho!" The crowd dodged a crack.
Tang Yuanyuan got on the bus with a smile
When he got on the bus, he took out his bus card to swipe it, but after swiping it for a long time, he didn't respond. He wondered, "Is it my card broken? It's impossible. I just got it yesterday!"
"What kind of card are you? Hurry up! People are waiting!" urged the person behind.
Tang Yuanyuan picked up the card and looked at it - it turned out that the ID card was in his hand! kidding me?
……
"Go in the middle, there is a place inside!" the driver said.
Tang Yuanyuan is in the middle. After hearing the driver's words, look back. Where else is there? The whole bus is packed with people.
The driver closed the door when he saw it was too crowded. Although many people wanted to squeeze in, they were still blocked by the door!
"Man, man..."
Tang Yuanyuan's group looked out of the window, and recognized that it was the warm-hearted man who had found the cigarette. He patted the window and shouted to the big Hu Zinan:
"Dude, you've lost your cigarette! You've lost your cigarette!"
Don't want that bearded man to "hit the bed and get angry"——
"You have been castrated!"
The sound shook the whole world, and the noisy carriage was quiet
……
One of the advantages of crowding the bus is that you can watch girls closely.
Tang Yuanyuan has a sister in front of him; She was sucking a bottle of Wangzai milk. Because it was so hot, my sister was wearing less clothes. In addition, my sister was a vase. Tang Yuanyuan couldn't help looking at her more. But she was always looking at others. They were not happy——
"Look again, and I will drink you."
Eh, dumbfounded
Pants Pants... The bus stopped at a platform, and two people on the seat looked like friends. The one outside the seat was sleeping soundly, and the one inside was awake when the bus stopped. It was estimated that the bus was approaching the station, so I took a picture of the man outside. The man stood up and walked to the back door of the bus. The friend called him, "What are you going to do?"
He said, "Isn't it time? Let's get off!"
Friend: "..."
"Ha ha ha, it's too cola..."
Tang Yuanyuan and all the people laughed until they were sick!
There are many jokes and joys on the bus, but no one wants to experience it because it's too hard. Make merry in the midst of hardship, and arrive at the station happily. Tang Yuanyuan can no longer laugh——
Looking at the small dilapidated building in front, Tang Yuanyuan didn't know what to do? He has only 200 yuan now. He has just lost his job and has not found a new one. He has no salary and no money in his bank card. He dare not ask his parents for money after graduation, so as not to be laughed at by the villagers.
In the past, I often heard my mother say that whoever is in his twenties needs to be supported by his parents. "Eat Ye Fan Ao Ye Li" (ant tribe), no matter who he is, he will feel that he has no ambition and is lazy! People in the village will look down upon such people.
As the saying goes, when you have food in your hand, don't panic. But if there is no grain in hand, nothing can be done, even the waist is not straight!
Tang Yuanyuan didn't know how he got to the door. When he got to the door, he found that the good engine oil mouse was talking to a fat woman, who was the landlord.
The fat woman was pinching her waist, pointing at the mouse with great momentum and shouting:
"Give me a break? How long have I given you a break? Wang Hao, listen to me. If you don't pay the rent today, you will pack your bags for my mother and go away..."
"Rent lady, don't be so cruel? Do you want us to sleep on the street?" Wang Hao's flattering voice was still so cheap.
However, Tang Yuanyuan knows Wang Hao very well. Although he is usually giggling, he is actually hard to convince others. Now, in order to avoid losing face by sleeping on the street, he bows to the dead fat woman.
Listen to what the mouse said to the charterer, Tang Yuanyuan felt powerless. This society is so realistic. If you have money, you can't even give it to you!
When Tang Yuanyuan was in a daze, Wang Hao found him standing outside and shouted, "Yuanzi!"
Although the mouse was surprised, he was more helpless, because he also knew that Tang Yuanyuan's return would not help. Neither of them had money, and more people would face embarrassment.
Tang Yuanyuan nodded to the mouse, smiled and said hello to the fat woman, "Hello!"
Although I don't like this fat woman, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves?
As the saying goes, there is no shortage of firewood to keep the green hills. How many people have smoothed their knees in order to live? How much self-esteem has been destroyed?
"Don't play around with me. I don't have time to waste money with you, or I will go away!"
The fat woman didn't give any face, and she just fell out with them. The fat hand almost poked Tang Yuanyuan's nose, and even spat on his face. Tang Yuanyuan felt sick and weak.
No money!
"The landlady..."
"It's no use calling Mom!"
The fat woman directly interrupted the mouse. The mouse still wanted to get close to her. Who knew that people would not give face to her. Wang Hao expressed his frustration to Tang Yuanyuan.
Tang Yuanyuan had always hated the fat woman because she was too fat and the weather was too hot, which always gave people a greasy feeling. Now the fat woman doesn't have any face to talk about. Tang Yuanyuan became angry:
"No money!"
Who would have thought that fat woman was also very direct:
"If you don't have any money, you can clean up now and go away!"
"You..."
"What are you? I have given you face this month, and I have given you a three day grace. I agreed to pay the rent today, but now you tell me that you have no money? Go away quickly. Maybe I can find a new tenant while it is still early!"
The two people who have no money have no choice. Tang Yuanyuan only has two hundred yuan in his pocket, but he still needs to eat and drink. The mouse told Tang Yuanyuan last night that he only has three hundred yuan left, and the rent is six hundred yuan a month. Even if all of them add up, they can barely make up for one month's rent. But what about the food and drink later? drink the northwest wind?
"Is that all right? We'll give you four hundred yuan first, and we'll give you two hundred in a few days..."
After Tang Yuanyuan finished talking about Blackberry, the fat woman shouted, "Four hundred? One point less is not enough! If you don't have money to pay the rent, go away..."
"You are special..." Seeing Tang Yuanyuan going to be angry, Wang Hao immediately grabbed him.
Tang Yuanyuan didn't want to live in a hegemonic house, but now it is a society ruled by law, who dares to make things big? It's also said that the husband of the fat woman is a gangster. How dare he play with her?
Wang Hao also followed him to pack up his things. He was doing a small business at home. Recently, he always urged him to go home to help, but he was not reconciled. Because he had studied hard for more than ten years before he was admitted to the university, he could not make a difference after graduation. Instead, he met his hometown with a gray face. How could he raise his head in front of relatives and friends?
It's not good now. Since you can't survive, go back. If you lose face, lose face. You can't starve to death in the city, can you?
Watching Tang Yuanyuan and Tang Yuanyuan head back to the room, the charterer said, "You hurry up and I'll go back to write the rent advertisement!"
Grass! They swore in their hearts that they were cold before they left the tea!
Looking at the plump figure of the charterer, Tang Yuanyuan spat and scolded, "You'd better go out and die!"
Bang!
"Ah..."
Tang Yuanyuan and Wang Hao clearly perceived a burst of ground shaking.
In high school, Tang Yuanyuan discussed with his classmates that if a person falls from a high place and cries "ah" first and then "bang", that person must be dead; The first is "bang" and then "ah", which means that the person is not dead yet, because the person can still shout "ah" after falling to the ground, which means that he is still alive!
Obviously, fat woman didn't go out and fall to her death like Tang Yuanyuan cursed, hehe.
If you hear the curse of the fat woman: "Which immoral thing litters with banana peel? Don't let me know. If I don't let him know, I will let him know how powerful I am!"
"Ha ha ha......" Tang Yuanyuan and Wang Hao looked at each other and couldn't help laughing loudly.
Now there is no need to give face to the fat woman, even if she laughs a little louder, it doesn't matter.
……
Pop!
"Grass! Whose mother hit me with something?" Tang Yuanyuan scolded. Tang Yuanyuan is dragging a heavy suitcase in his hand. He is sweating all over his body and is angry. Who would have thought that he was hit by something? How could he not be angry?
"Hey hey... I finally met a suitable successor!"
Tang Yuanyuan was furious. "Who are you? You are so special to come out to me. I will not pee you!"
Others looked at Tang Yuanyuan one after another. They saw Tang Yuanyuan yelling alone, and the "neurotic" people cursed him and left.
The voice that only Tang Yuanyuan could hear said: "Young man, don't be so angry! I gave you a big gift as soon as we met, and you didn't thank me..."
Tang Yuanyuan was furious and picked up the shell that hit him from the ground. "This is it? This is the big gift you said? Who are you? Come out! You hit me for no reason and said it was a gift for me..." "Oh, I can't come out... Well, that shell is really a big gift, because it is a small world..."
