Lin Dong was shocked.
The reason is that when he woke up, he found a simple storage ring on the middle finger of his left hand.
It was the third year that he had spent his life wandering in the world of truth building in his dream and saved enough Holy Stones to exchange for it. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, he found that it was still there, which was unscientific!
Holding a pillow, Lin Dong desperately recalls everything in his dream, as if he had got a magic spell.
No matter what you think.
It doesn't make sense.
In fact, there is nothing to be tangled about... There are often unscientific things in the world. For example, the toad can predict earthquakes more accurately than the brick house. Isn't it also unscientific? But the truth exists. Ha, the world is so wonderful!
"The season of counterattack is coming. Goddesses and brothers are coming. The godfathers of local tyrants should also be ready to pick up soap. I hope it doesn't feel too good! Wow, ha, ha, ha!" Lin Dong immediately jumped up, stood on the bed, crossed his waist, and burst into laughter. It looks like a villain in a TV movie. Lin Dong, who has been mixed very hard in the cultivation world, can completely despise and crush everything when he returns to the world.
If Lin Dong had not been destroyed by the ethereal fairy's palm, he could have turned into a human figure and fought a single army.
It's normal to break into the forbidden area and peek at the supreme secret script of other sects.
It's lucky to be back alive.
Lin Dong is not angry at all.
Of course, the main reason why he is not angry is that the ethereal fairy looks so annoying
"Practice hard, there must be a chance to meet again." Lin Dong clenched his fists, and a hot idea that could not be suppressed rose in his heart. Although this goal may not be achieved in less than a hundred decades.
It is always good to have ideals.
Without ideal, is life not equal to a salted fish?
"Eat first!" The cultivation is not urgent. At present, the first problem to solve is eating.
Hungry, Lin Dong felt in his pocket and had no money. He searched the whole house again and finally found the target under the bed, an old wallet that should have not been used for a long time. Open it, it's empty inside. Lin Dong had a big dream in the Xiuzhen world for ten years. He had forgotten that he was a poor student at the beginning, even though this dream was just a one night thing for the blue planet.
Nimei!
This is outrageous!
The problem of personal food and clothing is still so serious that those brick families who are clamoring that the people have gone from a well-off society to Dakang can't stand it!
Standing in front of the ATM downstairs, Lin Dong tried to forgive himself. When he found that the deposit number there was infinitely close to zero, he immediately realized that he was not worth forgiving.
Must be punished!
Give yourself a lesson with far-reaching influence
"Five meat buns, five steamed buns, three steamed buns, two plates of fried flour, meat and eggs, one and congee, and two fried dough sticks..." Lin Dong ordered a lot of food, determined to give himself an unforgettable lesson. The little sister who placed an order for him at the food store didn't care at first. She thought that Lin Dong had eaten and packed. After hearing this, she sighed in a soft voice. It was as sweet as a farmer's mountain spring.
But when she brought it to the table, she saw that Lin Dong started from left to right, killed five meat buns with the speed of wind and cloud, and then extended the evil hand to five big steamed buns, her eyes suddenly stared a lovely round.
Then Lin Dong greedily destroyed three steamed buns and two plates of fried rice noodles, and eagerly pulled the hot rice porridge in front of him to start.
I couldn't help asking in a weak voice, "Uncle, wait a minute. Do you want me to call 120 for you?"
"......" Lin Dong thought to himself that you are not in business? Are you afraid of a big belly when opening a shop?
"Choke?" The little sister looked at Lin Dong in horror, deeply afraid that he would fall to the ground.
"Big man." Lin Dong shook his head and said nothing.
And waved her away.
If you want to replace him, you can't eat so much food at one time. Even if you eat hard, you may have to endure. But since the return of the world of cultivation, the situation is completely different.
Although the cultivation of oneself has been destroyed, the spiritual strength of the dream after ten years of hard training is still there, and the realm has not decreased much.
Don't say so, even if it is several times more.
It is also a floating cloud.
Some Xiuzhen Niuren can hold a whale in their stomachs, which Lin Dong can't compare with, but it's easy to hold ten or eight steamed buns.
I remember when the tortoise and snake skills were great and I was full of confidence. I ran to compete with an old beggar. I thought I could eat a cow, but I didn't want the old beggar to eat nine cows and two tigers at one time. If he didn't have the ability to kill a dragon, he might still eat a dragon on the spot. In the cultivation world, the size of food is not equal to the size of skill, but the size of skill is also easy to swallow the mountain and drink the sea.
Besides, men have to be hard on themselves, otherwise how can they give themselves an unforgettable lesson?
Lin Dong took a tissue to wipe his mouth, but his heart was still full.
Unfortunately, there are not many soft coins.
otherwise.
This punishment can be a little heavier.
"Are you really all right?" The cute little sister with a little baby fat didn't believe her.
"Maybe I didn't eat last night!" Lin Dong had to find an excuse to frighten the children out of heart disease. In fact, this breakfast can be done again today.
"Ah, so it is." The little sister seemed to believe it.
"Yes, that's right. By the way, help me pack twenty steamed buns." Lin Dong drew an old man's head from his wallet, the only one.
"You really want to commit suicide! It's so scary to stay alive, so people won't help you do such terrible things!" Hearing this, the little sister was immediately frightened, and unconsciously put a pair of small hands into her mouth, almost not crying.
"..." Lin Dong said nothing.
Twenty steamed buns failed to be packed successfully, and they punished themselves for their lessons. Therefore, they were impacted and could not achieve the most profound and far-reaching impact. Forget it, there will be opportunities in the future. Lin Dong, who had to start all over again, finally had time to think about his future.
Practice and start again.
This is necessary.
Then go to the world of cultivation, find the ethereal fairy, and tell her whether one person's cultivation is too slow or two people's cultivation is more efficient... This is the whole plan.
I wandered around the street and found that everything was still the same. There was no sign of the end of the world. The dream of killing zombies on the street and rescuing girls everywhere seemed hopeless. But fortunately, after wandering around the world of Xiuzhen, the mentality is very different. No matter whether there is the end of the world or not, you can easily counter attack Bai Fumei, and you don't have to worry about zombie evolution and food shortage.
"Forget it, if we can't be the savior, we can be ordinary people, as long as we live well." Lin Dong has never been the hero of American TV dramas. What is Spider Man, can we eat it?
Seeing all the girls on the street playing with mobile phones, Lin Dongcai remembered that he also had something to do with it.
Returning to the rental house, he found that his mobile phone had already run out of power.
After charging and starting, N phones and messages are found. After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Dong found this memory that belongs to 'ten years ago'. Now it should be summer vacation, while he is working for a company. Two days ago, I fell ill with a high fever and was unable to move in bed. It was most likely that I was taken care of by no one and died, so I passed through. After wandering in the Xiuzhen world for ten years, he was accidentally beaten back by the ethereal fairy.
In other words, I need to go to work today and be absent from work for three days, which is the reason why there are so many phone calls.
I'm in the class of Nie Mei. I'm a diligent cultivator now.
Although this class has decided not to attend, it still has to make a phone call.
Do things from beginning to end.
"Ah, Brother Jian? I want to ask? Manager Huang hasn't said anything these days, has he?" Lin Dong looked for the number for a long time before he found it.
This' brother Jian 'is called Shi Jian and is Lin Dong's colleague.
He is also a senior.
After he entered the company, Mr. Shi was very enthusiastic. Especially when Lin Dong asked him to drink, he slapped the table and said, 'We are brothers. We are closer than our brothers.'. Of course, it's not serious to say that. Lin Dong is not a fool, but now it's time to test his character. Lin Dong has invited Senior Shi to eat and wash the sauna, massaging and pushing oil. He is more or less a fair weather friend. If Senior Shi's integrity does not fall on the ground, he may find an excuse to cover it up for Lin Dong.
If he can help ask for a fake, that's not true, true friend!
The dragon you invited was worth it.
So, pretending to be very silly and naive, Lin Dong dialed the Shi Xuechang to have a try.
Who knows, just after getting through, Master Shi severely criticized Lin Dong. He said, "It's you, Xiao Lin! You let me find you easily. I've called you many times these days, but none of you answered... Why don't you ask for leave if you don't come to work?"
"In the company?" Lin Dong could hardly find the space to talk.
"I have to carry all the work of the company on my own. This time, I am really tired!" Shi Xue grew up with awe inspiring righteousness.
"Work?" Before Lin Dong finished, Shi Xuechang's previous fantasy had been smashed by a blow: "Don't mention work. You don't know. Huang Pipi is so angry. He threatened to kill you. He chopped your hands and feet to make wine and vegetables. His head was dried and placed at the door of the company to make samples. I think you'd better not go back to the company and go abroad to hide from the limelight!"
Lin Dongruo must have thought that Elder Shi really took care of himself like this.
Maybe I will be moved too much.
Carelessly invite him again.
In fact, Mr. Shi saw that Lin Dong was not working, and the company just had a big project shortage, so he simply asked his girlfriend to change jobs and directly pushed Lin Dong's position. Manager Huang, who is similar to African cannibal chiefs in the mouth of Mr. Shi, thought that Lin Dong, who had been missing for three days, had found a better job and had found another job in another company. He always regretted the brain drain of the company.
Shi Xuechang's acting skills are good.
If you want to play God's drama, it's no problem to tear up the devil.
But now Lin Dong, who knows how to listen to the sound and understand the art, can no longer be kept in the dark as before.
However, Lin Dong is not a good thing. Knowing that it is fake, he even took out the innocence of "please do cheat me" and expressed his heartfelt gratitude to the righteous Shi Xuechang: "Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Jian, you have been implicated. If you are free some other day, please invite Brother Jian to drink."
Shi Jian, the elder, laughed heartily: "It's OK. We should do everything for our brothers. We should do it!"
He didn't say a word later.
It's right to do everything for brothers, but you can do it for women.
If I had lost my job before, I would have regretted it. Although this job is a little tired and the salary is not high, it is hard to find summer jobs, and even fewer people can learn something. It was hard to find the job at the beginning, but now it has disappeared, which is really a bit...... However, after returning to China, Lin Dong can no longer waste time in that kind of place, and diligent practitioners are the only ones who have the right path in the world.
The hypocrite's dialogue ends.
Lin Dong held his chin and began to think about life.
"Well, I have to find a way to get some money, but I want to be a man of the pirate king... Have a feast in the sea and sky on the great waterway, swim in the sea of heaven on earth, let one goddess after another bow down and lick on their knees in turn, this life of a winner is the true meaning and pursuit of life!" Lin Dong, as a poor student, decided to start today, Implement an unprecedented counter attack plan.
what?
Can't the poor force counter attack?
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The new book is uploaded, and I wish everyone a happy Mid Autumn Festival!
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