Human beings have different joys and sorrows. I just think they are noisy.
Lu Yang looks at the endless crowd, and at the stupid fat man who is chasing the car toy beside him and yelling, "Swallow, don't leave me Swallow, you should be happy after leaving me." He can't help sighing.
Back ten days ago, Lu Yang opened his microblog as usual and was going to stay up late to defend his brother. He is a true love fan. How can he slander my brother's reputation because of some rumors? He can't stand it!
When he was writing a copy and typing, he felt dizzy and turned upside down. It was like playing in an amusement park and being cut open by a cross blade.
Lu Yang retched for a while, and before he recovered, he heard a thud from afar.
Who? Who is playing basketball? Kunkun? Is that you
His consciousness gradually came to him when he was dreaming.
When he woke up, his head still hurt a little, but Lu Yang could not manage so much. He quickly opened his eyes to see if he was dead.
A group of vagrants and several policemen came to him and listened carefully. Some said they would check their parents, some said they would send them to the mortuary, and some even said they would dissect the corpse.
Listen carefully again. The voice of Kunkun playing basketball is clearly Wu Yangyang, a group of vagrants shouting, "Eat the mat, eat the mat."
Sense? How can you make me rational? Fucking Lu Yang's temper jumped from the garbage mountain.
"What! You are pretending to be a corpse!"
"Don't come here!"
In an instant, the whole scene was boiling. Several policemen around were also frightened. They staggered twice and then looked at Lu Yang in horror.
The coroner was also frightened and muttered, "This... this is wrong."
Seeing that so many people were silent, Lu Yang began to lose his wits and said trembling, "No... It's not the police uncle. I'm not dead. I'm not a ghost."
Only then did the policemen wake up and know that they had been tricked. They looked at the forensic doctor as if they were about to burst into flames.
The forensic surgeon was still mumbling: "This..." Then he shouted "ah", and a pool of yellow unknown liquid flowed from his legs and feet.
The forensic doctor was in a panic and went to the toilet without saving face.
There was a moment of silence.
Seeing the forensic doctor run away in confusion, Lu Yang hurriedly explains that he is not dead at all, that is, he is sleeping too well, and that he is poisoned only by drinking fake pesticides, which are not effective enough to kill people.
Then the suspicious police uncle was invited back.
Just after the police car left, Lu Yang's smiling face suddenly became angry and looked at the group of vagrants.
The vagrants also seemed to feel that something was wrong and fled everywhere.
"Don't run! Stop fucking me!"
It took a whole ten days to beat up all the noisy people who wanted to eat.
"Damn it, take advantage of me. You don't know how to write dead characters."
Said Lu Yang turned his head and looked at Xiao Pang who had followed him for ten days.
He recalled that the fat man's name was Yue Yunpeng, and his classmates liked to call him pig's head. Yes, he was the man who had licked the swallow for 2623 days. His dog licking career was so earthy that he had to cry. Boiling sheep had to cry. In short, he was crazy to make money for swallow flowers, swallow crazy to buy luxury accessories and open online videos with foreign big black sticks, At last, the swallow broke up on the day of proposing, and the pig's head has been degenerating since then.
In a moment, I looked at the pig's head in the wrong way, thinking that... does this fucking movie have a prototype?
At this time, Xiaopang was driving the child's toy electric four-wheel car, while shouting, "Swallow, I have a BMW, can give Swallow happiness."
"Oh, pig's head, BMW can't go to Yandi. I suggest you buy Mercedes Benz. Mercedes Benz can not only go to Yandi, but also go to trees. How awesome is it?"
After saying that, Lu Yang felt his head was hot, and another memory came out.
Only after recollection did I know that the owner's name of the body was also Lu Yang.
The reason why the predecessor came here is that he was encouraged by his classmates to kill Bitcoin, which is a kind of virtual currency. It can make a homeless man who has nothing get rich overnight, and also can make a billionaire lose his fortune instantly.
He just did it, and bought all his wife's books that his parents left for him. He used it all night and lost it all, and his predecessor's cerebellum was also lost.
After this happened, I didn't dare to tell my parents that tens of thousands of people would die if I said no, and my parents would kill him if they knew it.
His parents are farmers, and the tens of thousands of yuan was left to him to marry his wife. Lu Yang also overheard the bank card password.
In desperation, he hid and picked up bottles and garbage everywhere. Lu Yang used him as a coolie when he met the fat man in the middle of the journey. He couldn't live in a house, so he found a tunnel subway station to lay a mattress and sleep directly. But on the first day of picking up bottles, Lu Yang spent 10 yuan for dinner, but only four yuan after picking up bottles for a day.
The big boy, who had not graduated long ago, could not stand it on his first day. He wanted to collect rubbish like this every day for four yuan a day.
"Sense? How do you want me to deal with litchi?" After saying this, I picked up the pesticide I picked up and drank it, and then I belched my fart, which is what Lu Yang is now.
"How spineless."
After saying that, Lu Yang also punched on the ground.
Although he despises the cowardly behavior of the male leader, Lu Yang is very satisfied with this place, because Lu Yang finds that this is a parallel world, and the world is very different from the culture of blue stars. There is no Jay Chou, no four heavenly kings. As for the variety films of Tang and Song poetry, it is just a little fuss.
The most popular song in the world is an online song called "Temporary Buddy Feet", which has occupied the top of all major music websites for three years.
He also went to listen to it, but he couldn't listen to it. It was so hot that it was not as good as Kunqu in the previous life.
Lu Yang used to work as a bar singer in his previous life, and the band once threw an olive branch to him, but he refused. After all, Lu Yang was a middle-aged man at that time, and had lost the momentum of young people. Finally, he gave up his dream.
But I have no money in my life. I have to earn some money to support myself.
So he decided that, in order to promote the blue star culture, he intended to be a diligent song porter, not to make money sitting down!
"He beat us the other day!"
A voice came into Lu Yang's ears.
"Damn it, it's no need to think that it's those tramps who want to be beaten again. Pig's head brought me Italian... spaghetti. I'm afraid everyone is hungry."
Then he turned his head and saw that hundreds of people were still carrying axes and hoes to avenge him.
Lu Yang can't handle that much anymore. He jumps into the passenger seat of the electric BMW with a loud voice, and just as he is about to run, he listens to the sound of "bump!".
The electric four-wheel car exploded directly.
It was accompanied by the heartbreaking cry of pig head.
"Boo hoo! Brother Yang, you should pay for my BMW. Without it, how can I take the swallow home from the hotel?"
He didn't care about pig's head, so he quickly took a taxi at the roadside and took pig's head with him.
Pighead couldn't get on the bus, looking at the bus, he began to say, "Swallow, don't go Swallow......"
The driver looked at the posture and wanted to run away, but how could Lu Yang give this opportunity to pull the pig's head in at once.
Looking at the driver's disgusted eyes, Lu Yang began to say angrily, "Master, go to Beijing University!"
After saying this, the driver's eyes changed. Although they didn't look like the top students of Beijing University in any way, they were dressed in rags and stripes, and their whole body was almost moldy.
However, I didn't say anything. After all, the customer is God. They said they would send it to others wherever they went.
After giving a thumbs up, I stepped on the accelerator and drove away at full speed.
Only a group of gnashing teeth tramps were left disorderly in the wind.
