According to the usual saying, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, so Lei Ren is probably a black sheep. His father is very outstanding. In the 1980s, his father was just in his twenties. At that time, his grandfather earned hundreds of millions of assets for his family. Then by 2010, their family's assets had successfully increased to 10 million yuan. Reich Group has also successfully developed from a large forestry group into a small paper mill with a market value of 10 million yuan and an annual output of 5000 tons that may be closed at any time.
In the past three decades, Lei Ren's father, Lei Changyun, has created a miracle. He is like a wonderful flower in the world standing on the vast earth. Every project he invests in is not without losing money; There is no land he likes that does not depreciate; There is no stock that he is interested in that does not keep falling. If the paper mill had not been extremely lucky to survive to the present, Lei Ren doubted whether he could afford to go to college.
"Son, the water dispenser at home is broken. Go to the home appliance store downstairs to buy a new one. Remember to buy the most expensive one, which fits our family's identity!" Lei Changyun said while throwing a bank card to Lei Ren. "The password is your birthday. You can use this card to swipe your card."
Lei Ren took the bank card and ran downstairs. He was secretly angry. He thought that if you hadn't sold the shop downstairs cheaply last year, it would be necessary for me, the rich second generation, to buy a water dispenser! Let the home appliance owner downstairs come up honestly, and it must be free!
Walking downstairs, I looked up and suddenly saw a small building opposite me. Lei Ren suddenly felt a little bitter in his heart. Where have you been? I remember the girl who had a little bit of manly taste. I didn't think how beautiful you were back then. But in retrospect, I have seen countless women, and you are still cute as you were.
Recalling that she pointed at her nose and scolded, "Don't think you are great if you have some money in your family, so you will not study hard! Look at your lazy appearance. If you don't study hard, you will see who will marry you in the future!"
"No one will marry me, just marry me," said the rascal Lei Ren.
She was angry, crossed her waist, didn't speak for a long time, turned her head and walked away, muttering incessantly.
Lei Ren, with sharp ears, heard her whispering, "This guy is too lazy. This is not good. Can I really marry him in the future?"
But the next day, she disappeared. It disappeared completely from Lei Ren's life, was stripped away, and could not be contacted any more. No one knows where she went. She didn't send a letter back. Like a huge stone in Lei Ren's life, it fell into the water and set off a huge wave, but gradually became calm, as if she had never been here before, leaving no trace.
After feeling sad, Lei Ren turned his head to look at the large home appliance city beside him. He was not satisfied with it. At that time, this home appliance city was invested by his father. Now it has developed into the largest home appliance supermarket in Lelai County, with an annual profit of no less than 50 million yuan! But the tragedy is that Dad withdrew his shares six years ago, and just recovered his capital, he didn't make any money!
"Oh, Master Lei is coming to buy things in person today." The boss of Home Appliance City said with a smile, and he couldn't tell whether he was teasing or just saying hello.
Eh! There are so many people around! Lei Ren was born with a lively disposition. Naturally, he would like to have a look at the past.
Finally, Lei Ren found out why there were so many people around here. There was a water dispenser with a price of 19999! A young man beside him couldn't help saying, "Damn it, a water dispenser sells for 20000 yuan. Would anyone on the earth be an idiot to buy such a thing? Boss Hu is crazy about money, really sick!"
"Yo! This is a good guy!" Lei Ren's eyes brightened. Hehe, a bad idea came up in his mind, asking you not to buy me a new computer. Look at me this time. Ha ha, the most expensive water dispenser, you didn't expect that there was a treasure of 20000 yuan here. Lei Ren began to imagine his father's pained expression when he saw this water dispenser worth 20000 yuan, That's really dark and cool.
Without hesitation, he decisively swiped his card to buy the most expensive water dispenser in history, which only an idiot would pay for!
When the idiot who came to swipe the card was Lei Ren, the expression on the face of the boss Hu of Home Appliance City was very wonderful. He felt a little taken for granted and seemed a little regretful. In fact, he didn't quite understand what was going on with this water dispenser. It suddenly appeared in his house yesterday, with a note beside it, asking him to sell it at an incredible price. He also said an illegal thing he had done that year, which was also related to his success in deceiving the Lei family into Home Appliance City, which forced him to help.
He did not expect that Lei Ren was the one who finally bought the water dispenser. On the one hand, he thought it was a coincidence of fate. On the other hand, he thought that the Lei family was really the black sheep!
"Son, bought it back? Come and show me what it looks like," Lei Changyun said with a smile.
Lei Ren smiled and put the big guy on the table. He said proudly, "This is definitely the most expensive water dispenser in the home appliance city, and probably the most expensive water dispenser on the earth!"
"How much is it?"
"Twenty thousand!" Lei Ren's voice was sonorous and forceful.
"Er~did you really use the card just now?" Strangely, Lei Changyun did not immediately become furious, but asked a strange question.
Lei Ren said doubtfully, "Yes."
"Oh, that's good. Put the water dispenser on the platform over there." Lei Changyun continued to watch TV after saying that, as if nothing had happened.
Lei Ren always thinks something is wrong, "Dad, I bought a twenty thousand yuan water dispenser, so don't you express your feelings?"
"How can you feel? I didn't pay the money anyway." Lei Changyun seems to be trying to suppress a smile.
"What do you mean? What is that card for? Whose money is it?" Lei Ren said.
"Oh, that's the living expenses I will give you for the next school year. There are a total of twenty-two thousand five thousand. Now you have spent twenty thousand, and there are still two thousand five thousand left. That is to say, your monthly average living expenses for the next school year will be as much as two hundred five!" Lei Changyun finally couldn't help laughing proudly, "Wow, ha ha ha ha, let you kill me, now it's up to you! Wow, ha ha ha!"
Lei Ren jumped up at that time, "What! Why don't you tell me clearly first! This is no good! You have to give me money. Damn it, you are too much. How can I survive at two hundred and five a month?"
Lei Changyun smiled, "Why not? Yesterday you told me that a classmate in your dorm had only one hundred and eight yuan a month to live on. You have 70 yuan more than others, so why can't you survive? Besides, I knew you must be a black sheep like me, but I didn't expect that you could actually buy a 20000 yuan water dispenser and dig a hole and bury it yourself. Even if you argue with your mother, it doesn't make sense. Anyway, you will graduate next year, so you should feel some hardship ahead of time, so that you won't find a job and come back to me when you graduate, If my son is so unpromising, I can't afford to lose him! "
"You! You!" Lei Ren was so angry that he couldn't say a word. When he thought that the most sad bully level gnawing old people were standing in front of him, pointing at his nose proudly and calling himself the next gnawing old people, he simply felt sad for his grandfather. "Oh, come on, why didn't you shoot me on the wall?"
In fact, Lei Changyun couldn't help but scold Lei Ren. Then he turned his head and walked into his bedroom. When passing the water dispenser, he thought for a moment, rushed up to hold the guy and entered the room.
"Wow, ha, ha! You can sleep with this thing in your arms. It cost you 20000 yuan to live on!" Lei Changyun was so proud that his tail went up in the sky.
Lei Ren put the water dispenser on the desk, and then called the bucket sender to send a bucket of water on the water dispenser, and hammered the most expensive water dispenser in history twice. He was so angry that he slept with it? I'm not so disgusting. I have to use the things I bought with 20000 yuan. Not only do I need to use them, but I also need to take them back to school to use them! I won't give it to you!
That night, Lei Ren struggled in bed until three or four o'clock and didn't fall asleep. He was so frustrated at the thought that the next school year would only cost him 250 yuan a month. According to his usual expenses, this money would disappear in three or four days. Could it be true that he would go to the damned canteen to eat more damned pigwash vegetables every meal?
"Hey, buddy, get up and talk." After four o'clock, he suddenly heard someone talking.
Damn it! Lei Ren rubbed his temples. Could it be that insomnia led to trance and auditory hallucinations? "What happened?"
"What's the matter? I asked you to get up and talk to me. I have been suffocating from the factory until now, and I feel uncomfortable!"
Lei Ren can hear clearly now. Someone is really talking to him! The room must be alone in the middle of the night! There is a devil in it! He suddenly burst out in a cold sweat and turned on the light as fast as he could. Then he saw the most horrible picture in his life!
There is a face in the barreled water! A face made of water!
"Fuck! Ghost! Ah!" He immediately got out of the quilt and jumped three feet high.
"Damn it! My uncle is an improved version of Caiyun full-featured drinking fountain! My number is K38-89757, which is produced by a regular manufacturer. It is absolutely affordable and has complete functions. It is a high-end drinking fountain with a fully automatic AI system! If you regard the drinking fountain as a ghost, you are really a native."
"Bullshit! Is there a drinking machine that can make a face in the bucket? Do you think I'm an idiot?" Lei Ren thinks that the ghost is really disgusting, not only scary, but also disguised as a drinking machine!
"Son? What's the matter?" At this time, Lei Changyun's voice came from outside the door. Just now Lei Ren shouted too loudly, which scared him out of bed.
What a lifesaving straw!
Lei Ren immediately said, "Dad, there is a ghost in my room. Come in and help me. I can't handle it! How fierce!"
Lei Changyun was furious. "Damn you! I know you are retaliating for the fact that I made your living expenses change by 25% today, but don't think I'm also 25%. I advise you to sleep quietly, or I will make your living expenses change by 25% a year!" Then he yawned and went back to sleep.
"Er~" Lei Ren was speechless for a while, and did not dare to say anything more, but he was close to the door and ready to run away.
"Hey! Hey! Don't go. I'm really a water dispenser. Why don't you believe it? Look at the box next to me. There's my instruction manual in it. You believe it. I thought it would be more approachable to change a face into a bucket. Unexpectedly, people at the beginning of the 21st century had such poor psychological endurance." After that, the hydrated face in the bucket disappeared, and then the LCD control panel in front of the water dispenser lit up. A handsome guy appeared inside, looking at Lei Ren contemptuously.
(Believe me, you won't regret collecting this book. My book is characterized by humor, humor and lightness. Of course, the protagonist is also the same as usual. If you don't believe me, you can go to see the peerless virgin, and you will know that what I said is true. If I lie, there will be no child born.)
