Fun is the most indispensable thing in everyone's life.
For example, the excavator at work on the roadside, the mentally retarded bar with neurotic problems, walking on the street inexplicably shouting all the fat people who look at me, or···
"Your great uncle is over 80 years old and has gone missing?"
On the bustling North Street, the door of a wooden house with a plaque of "All Access" is locked. Zhou Li, the boss, put down the latch, turned around, and asked in amazement, "Are you relaxing?"
"No... alas..."
With a sigh full of helplessness and sadness, the man in luxury silk shook his head and looked down. Thousands of words gathered in his throat and said sadly:
"Master Zhou, I know this news may be a bit unusual, but please believe that I really didn't cheat you. My great uncle is really 89 this year, but he had an adventure, and was touched by a fairy on the top and touched his beard, so..."
At this point, the man paused for a moment, and his face showed an expression of shame. But for the safety of his grandfather's life, the man still gritted his teeth and resolutely said: "My grandfather has sung songs day and night since then, and has travelled to and fro the dusty pavilions to linger."
"Fuck me."
Hearing the words, Zhou Lisui was shocked. "Is this immortal touching the top or the bottom?"
"This..."
With a blush, the man shook his head and hurriedly said: "Master Zhou, let's return to the entrustment. It's been a long month since the grandfather went to the capital to investigate the market, he hasn't reported to his family, and he hasn't even asked for money, which is really unusual. My father was worried that he would have trouble sleeping day and night. He even played mahjong for five hours yesterday and went home to rest. "
Speaking of this, the man's tone was a little anxious. He looked at Zhou Li and said with true feelings:
"Master Zhou, as you know, the government will not accept the recent severe crackdown on unlicensed brothels. It's up to you. I can't trust other demon hunters. As long as you can bring my uncle back or find his whereabouts, I will be grateful if I understand him."
After the man said these words, he looked at the young man in front of him nervously. As a famous rich man in Beicheng, Xie Du contacted many demon captors and hoped that they could accept the entrustment, but all of them were rejected.
Of course, he also understood that, after all, demon hunters are not like pure Jianghu Taoists, they are spirit energy masters with official seal, and they need to face up anyway. Other demon hunters naturally disdain the commission of looking for 89 year old cross city whoring immortals.
"All right."
Zhou Li suddenly stood up, walked to Xie Du and said in a deep voice, "You don't have to say anything."
When Xie Du saw this, a bitter smile suddenly appeared on his face. He shook his head and sighed:
"Alas, indeed, this kind of thing has always been despised by others. After all, you are also a famous demon hunter. If you accept this kind of entrustment, wouldn't it be self polluting..."
"I answered."
Before Xie Du finished speaking, Zhou Li nodded his head forcefully and said solemnly, "I have accepted your entrustment."
"Huh?"
Xie Du was stunned. He opened his mouth, his face was full of confusion and confusion, and only issued a single syllable to express his doubts. He hasn't started moral kidnapping, nor has he offered a reward to entice the other party. He can't understand why Zhou Li agreed directly.
"For nothing else, I just want to see the demeanor of an old man who is over 80 and still so powerful. You don't need to say anything. I will take over the task Zhou Li."
Zhou Liyi's righteous speech was full of compassion. But those who know him know that there are only two kinds of entrustments that can excite Zhou Li. One is the task of providing him with rare medicinal materials for extremely high remuneration. The other is the task of finding fun.
Obviously, this task of understanding Benedictine belongs to the latter. In his eighties, Zhou Li could still go whoring until he lost contact. Zhou Li felt that if he missed this kind of fun, it would be a waste of time. Thinking of this, Zhou Li directly took over the task that others could not avoid.
"Thank you so much!"
After Xie Du reacted, he was surprised. He grabbed Zhou Li's hand and shook it again and again. After leaving a hundred taels of deposit, he left Nadutong. Zhou Li looked at Xie Du's back, and his finger gently crossed the eight diagram wooden plate he was wearing on his waist.
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[Trigger Destiny Line]
[Bronze Destiny Line: Snake Spirit! Return my grandpa!]
[Xie Duyou, the richest merchant in Beicheng, has a grand father named Xie Se, who is over 80 years old. He has been blessed by an immortal. Although his hair is flowing, he is strong and handsome, and he is not old. He likes to have fun in the brothels in Beicheng. People give him the nickname: Old Gun God]
[Half a month ago, Xie Ze went to Liangcheng 150 miles away to have fun with his friends. Since then, Xie Ze has never heard from anyone as if he were missing from the world]
[Xie Du, the grandson of Xie Se, was horrified and flustered when he learned about this, but because he was too ashamed to explain to the government that his grandfather in octogenarian was fond of whoring, he had no choice but to use the family heirloom {the inferior Zhenhun Pill} and a thousand liang silver as the reward to enlist folk experts hoping to find out the whereabouts of his grandfather Xie Se]
[After a lot of screening, Xie Du learned that you helped the government sweep Huang and thought you were experienced, so he found you and wanted you to help him find the whereabouts of his missing grandfather]
When I opened my eyes, the dense words originally engraved on the wheel disappeared instantly, and the luxurious and mysterious golden wheel gradually collapsed. Zhou Li rubbed his eyebrows, and the crowds coming and going around him and the noisy hawking sound brought him back to his senses. He raised his head, looked at the three characters "Grand Building" hanging on the magnificent building in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief.
It's finally here.
It has been about 20 days since I took over the task of "looking for the 80 year old brothel master". Apart from the two days spent on the road, I have been inquiring about the whereabouts of the prostitute saint for the past 18 days.
It's not that Zhou Li is not strong enough or has no means. In fact, if other demon hunters handle this matter, he will have to inquire about where he went in the city for the first time for a month and a half.
Too strong, really strong.
Until now, Zhou Li has revered the old whore's holy heart. He has never seen a person who can visit all brothels in the capital in one day, and even has the turnover rate of each brothel. Moreover, this old whore has no taboo on meat and vegetables. He goes to the high-end smoke attic, and he doesn't choose the low-end eight alleys. His main goal is a heart of fraternity.
But this brought great inconvenience to Zhou Li. The most time he asked eleven people about the whereabouts of the prostitute saint one day, and then he got 22 different brothels. In the end, Zhou Li had no choice but to mobilize the relationship he had when he was at school, and found the "night does not close" in the capital. Only then did he reluctantly find out where the old man Xie was going.
The second floor of Shangjing - Hongwei Building.
After learning that the grand building is the last stop for whoring, Zhou Li began to investigate the grand building.
Of course, Zhou Li, adhering to the principle of using it before death, bought a lot of messages about magnificent buildings from the city's Night Inn. When he learned that the restaurant had a business called {Evil Soul Jade} behind it, he knew that the prostitute saint might soon die.
The so-called evil spirit jade is a jade like treasure that evil spirits and goblins devour the men with strong blood essence and condense through their internal organs. As a prostitute who had been touched by a fairy with unknown whiskers, his blood essence might have overflowed. As an outsider, he would never believe that he would not be stared at by this magnificent building last week.
Standing at the gate of the grand building, Zhou Li began to think about how he should contact the number one brand of the grand building [Spring Scenes]. According to the information from Yebu, his target once wanted to spend a good night with this spring girl, but he was refused.
However, on the last day, the spring scenery suddenly sent an invitation to the prostitute saint, and the prostitute saint naturally went there with pleasure. Therefore, whether it is night or week, they all agree that the spring scenery is not fun.
But the question is how to approach the spring scenery.
On the top of the second floor of the capital, a woman with such a name can never be happy just by spending money. You must be able to write poems and be pleasing. You must not be too sorry for your appearance, but also be rich.
Zhou Li meets the first three requirements. He can write poems (copy official works), and he will also be liked (the gold content of the service industry). His appearance can also be called a handsome sentence, but the only thing he does not meet is that he is not rich.
Send.
But···
Looking up, Zhou Li looked at the room with an open window on the third floor of the grand building without expression, and his eyes flashed a little fierce.
He can't be difficult at all!
In a short moment, Zhou Li's right hand shook, and an imperceptible white silk thread burst from his wrist and directly adhered to the third floor of the grand building.
At this time, the time and distance have been calculated around the other side of the alley next to the magnificent building. After a short pause, the right hand tugs hard, and the whole person suddenly turns into a beautiful arc and lands on the open windowsill on the third floor.
Perfect.
Quietly, Zhou Li took back the white line. Zhou Li stretched out his finger and pierced the paper window. Then his face changed and he was shocked.
It's broken, something's wrong!
According to the picture of the magnificent building obtained by Zhou Li, the room behind the window where he is located should be a worker's room. He can find a worker's uniform to blend into the magnificent building, wait for the opportunity, find the evil spirit jade of the old man and leave quietly.
But when he pierced the window paper, he found that the magnificent building had moved.
This is the latrine!
Yes, this is a latrine. Of course, the latrine in the grand building is definitely different from that of ordinary people. The toilet made of sandalwood, the new "fresh charm" on the side, and the delightful potted plants and murals all show Zhou Li the humanistic care of the grand building for hemorrhoids patients, and how terrible it is for Fu Ye to live a luxurious life.
Just as Zhou Li frowned to leave here and find another loophole, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps. He seemed to be aware of something and continued to lurk in the windowsill, listening attentively.
"Grandma, I'm running now."
After a dull sound of footsteps, a tall man dressed in expensive clothes ran into the hut, took off his pants and sat on the toilet, his face immediately relaxed. He clutched a roll of silk tightly, and did not forget to complain in a low voice when he was comfortable.
"What's the spring scenery? I don't know who I am after several gold hairpins and jade bracelets come down. It's also good to say that I am the first beauty? I will meet her later and must... Ow..."
Zhou Li is not a pervert. He has no interest in visiting Fu Ye's toilet. The reason why he stayed here was that the right rich man had his own thoughts because of his mumbling words.
Through the hole in the paper, Zhou Li probably saw the appearance of the man who used the toilet. In terms of age, Zhou Li is the same as him, but this rich man has obviously wandered around a lot. His face is blue and his lips are black. It seems that his kidney has gone to the extreme. After a short thought, Zhou Li had an idea.
Gently took out a piece of cloth from his waist. Zhou Li saw the right moment and tore open the paper window with one hand. Then he made efforts at his waist, and the whole person rushed to the rich man who was lifting his pants like a cannon ball and was ready to leave.
Dong!
With a muffled sound, the lucky boy was frightened because of the sudden change. The lucky boy with splitting eyes was directly covered by the cloth. After jumping like a half pickled salted fish, the lucky boy directly rolled his eyes and fell asleep.
"Meeting is fate."
When Zhou Li saw that the other party was completely numbed by his own anesthetic, he was not ambiguous. He directly stripped the other party's luxurious clothes. He was merciful and said, "Save your life and remember it well. Don't investigate the strange news recorded in the toilet."
Regardless of whether the other party can't hear or understand, Zhou Li takes out a piece of bamboo after putting on the other party's clothes, shakes it on the other party's face, and then shakes it on his own face. With the emergence of spirit energy, Zhou Li's face changed into that of the weak brother with kidney deficiency.
Perfect.
After slapping the non-existent dust on his hands, Zhou Li picked up the man with only one pair of dirty pants, shook his hands and tied him with spider silk in the form of tortoise shell. Then Zhou Li looked out of the window. After confirming that no one would pass in the lane facing the window, Zhou Li hung the man outside the window.
After all this, Zhou Li took out a piece of wax and threw it in the toilet. Then Zhou Li tidied up his appearance, opened the door, and walked out of the hut with a straight face.
"Well, bring Miss Spring up quickly."
Zhou Li, disguised as a crotch kid, said crossly, "I can't wait."
"Ouch, don't worry, Young Master. Miss Spring has been waiting for a long time."
With a wink, the words that were crisp to the bone came easily. The lady with a plump figure and peach blossom face leaned against Zhou Li and said softly: "Spring Fragrance Pavilion on the sixth floor, please~~~"
Zhou Li is not ambiguous. He directly reaches out and starts to skim, and the procuress is happy to see this. After all, Zhou Li is a kind of skimmer with quality and taste, and there is heavy silver in his fingertips. She came here with Zhou Li in front of a peach wood door.
Feeling the heavy silver in her arms, the procuress winked at Zhou Li, then twisted her hips into the room, as if to say something. A moment later, she came out and said sweetly, "Young man, the spring girl is in the room, please."
"Thank you, sister."
Once again, Zhou Li knowingly slipped in a ingot of silver and wiped again. Then, under the gaze of the smiling madam, she slowly opened the wooden door and resolutely stepped into the room full of fragrance.
I will fulfill your unfinished wish!
