Ten thousand I cross at the same time

"Master, what do you do?"

The landlord's stupid question made Amber, who was checking the circuit, look back and want to say something, but there was always a feeling of being pulled down in IQ. Don't say it, but he was in a panic.

At last he sighed, shook his head and threw himself back into his post.

There are all kinds of people these days. If you are not used to them, you will have to be used to them.

Amber is not stubborn, so he integrates into the public with kindness.

As an experienced electrician, he can clearly know what the problem is when he sees general circuit problems. If he can't, he should feel it.

After 12 years of working, no accident has occurred.

The same is true today.

After dealing with the problem, Amber coolly cleaned up the things, leaving the landlord a proud and stubborn figure.

Gollum!

His stomach began to ring, which made him tremble when he reached the door.

"Beauty, can I borrow your toilet?"

"No problem, handsome little master."

The landlord had been ignored, and his unhappy face turned into a flower. The radish's thick little thumb was cocked up, the index finger and thumb were folded together, and he gently clicked in the air.

"In fact, he is not beautiful, just a little bit beautiful."

"Too modest, too modest."

Amber put down his backpack, ran into the toilet in three or two steps, took off his pants, and then there was a sound of firecrackers.

Crackling, crackling.

I don't know whether it was an illusion. He saw a fat figure peeping into the glass door.

Damn it, someone is coveting my beauty!

This made him a little uneasy. The Internet said that boys should pay attention to protect themselves when they go out. The majority of netizens will not deceive me!!

"Brother, are you all right?"

The landlord's voice was very close. No doubt, she must be outside the door, just waiting for him to come out.

Amber looked around, ready to wipe his ass,

However, as a human being, he had a keen sense that made him look up at the ceiling of the toilet.

Boom!

The thick white light column pierced the roof and hit him very accurately.

Sure enough, you can't go to other people's toilets casually.

With this last thought, Amber was vaporized directly.

……

……

East China Sea, Compass Island.

Beat! Beat!

"Why am I so handsome, but I can't have children! The guy from Florence is so ugly, but he has three sons! It's not fair!"

A middle-aged man with a red nose stood on the beach, dancing and yelling. The exuberant hair made him look like a gorilla.

Maybe it was naive to hear the growl full of complaints, and a seabird galloped forward. When it passed the middle aged man, its paw loosened and the child was thrown down.

Bang!

He was startled, and then saw a pair of ignorant eyes looking at himself.

The middle-aged man's expression became strange, angry, frightened, expectant, and finally turned into a smile full of caution.

"Would you like to be my son?"

"If your hairline is lower, maybe I can consider it."

The child... Well, Amber's eyes were empty, and he got up from the ground with some difficulty.

"Damn, I hate children. You are always so outspoken!"

The middle-aged man obviously broke the defense, but he was not able to compete with a child, so he turned around and prepared to leave.

"Hey! Where is this?"

Amber asked quickly.

He remembered that he was going to the toilet, and then his eyes closed and opened, and he became a child of seven or eight years old. Before he could see where he was, he was caught by a very bad smelling bird and flew for a long time, and finally fell in front of this obviously abnormal middle-aged man.

"Bad manners, you should call me Uncle Moen. Besides, this is Compass Island in the East China Sea."

Moen said angrily, then seemed to think of something, and asked with a straight face: "I haven't asked you, who are you, why are you caught by sea birds, where do you come from, and where are you home?"

"East China Sea? Compass Island?"

Amber chewed these words and began to think constantly. Then he felt that his brain began to itch, which scared him to stop quickly.

No, I can't. If I think about it again, I will have a long mind.

"Uncle, my name is Amber, an orphan. I forgot where I came from. You just asked me if I wanted to be your son, right?"

"Hum, you missed this opportunity. My kindness only comes once!"

Moen grinned proudly. "But you are pathetic. Come back to town with me first."

Amber naturally won't refuse. He patted his ass... Hmm?

His clothes are gone

What is this sense of shame with excitement? Don't wake up to any strange XP!

Half an hour later.

A small town called Haiyu Town.

"Did you hear that Moen brought back an illegitimate son, and Duguiya was greened!"

"I know. No wonder he can't have children. He has kept a baby outside all the time. Poor Duguiya, it's too sad."

"That kid is pretty good looking, and he is very talented. He is so young... hehe..."

After all, Moen is still too young to consider the impact on his family if he brings back a child at random.

Amber was wearing a suit of clothes that didn't fit him very well, sitting on the chair and turning the newspaper.

"Surprised, Roger the Pirate King had to tell the secret!"

Yo!

"The birth of the devil's son and the slaying of the dead under the devil's order!"

Ha!

When he put down the newspaper, Amber showed his dead eye. He likes watching cartoons, but that doesn't mean he wants to be a person inside. The story of the second grader, which is mindless and completely unreasonable, doesn't match his own style of painting.

And the pirate is a kind of thing that shows many good aspects in the whole animation, but it can't be denied that this profession is a complete social scum with the purpose of infringing others, not producing!

Wait a minute, the uncle just said that this is the East China Sea. It's OK, but it's barely safe.

Amber patted his chest and had a preliminary plan for what he would do next.

He will join the navy and fish till he dies!

Bang!

"Ah! Oh! Ha! No!"

Moen's screams were heard in the couple's bedroom. I didn't know what they were doing.

Although I am old, my uncle and aunt are still full of vitality.

Amber sighed and continued to look at the newspaper.

ten minutes later.

Moen, black and bruised, came out holding the door frame. Behind him was a gentle looking woman with a headscarf.

"Poor boy, your name is Amber. This will be your home in the future."

Du Jiya stepped forward two steps and picked up Amber. He saw that Moen was jealous, but he dared to be angry.

"Wait... wait... I'm out of breath!"

Amber fell into the trouble of happiness.