"Grandpa, you are too mean, and you use these two dirty moves." The old and young are fighting in the outer space. If astronomers used Hubble telescope to watch at this time, I don't know whether they would think they are two extraterrestrial creatures. Unfortunately, the two people who fought don't care whether their actions are outrageous or not, and they are fighting each other.
"Hum, you are not good at learning. Every time you are attacked by my two moves, 'Monkey Steals Peaches' and' Immortal Picks Grapes'."
The boy's face turned red, a little like boiled shrimp. After a long time, he finally managed to defend himself: "It's you who are shameless and indecent. Every time you attack someone's lifeblood and two points on his chest, you can also use such a dirty move. I think you are a poor old man. Every time you fail to win in the last fight, I will use despicable means."
"You also know that my old man is old, and it's normal that he has no teeth. But even if he is old, he can still clean up your stinking boy. You should know that I can attack you with those two moves every time, and it's impossible for you to defend yourself. This is my ability. Hehe, you just can't win me, you just can't win me." Then the old man made a face to the boy, just like an old child, It's not like an elder.
The young man felt sick, but he could not find anything to refute, so he had to resort to deception and said, "This time, we will not count, we will do it again."
The old man refused to comply, and he smiled: "I have won today, and I will fight again tomorrow." Then he left the boy and flew to the earth.
The boy refused to stop and shouted, "Don't run, smelly grandpa."
With the strong wind in outer space, a sentence came to me: Who cares about you? Ha ha, I won today. You do all the housework. I want to go out and have fun. I dare to say that the fight between these two people will be rewarded, but it seems too childish. There is an old grandfather at home, and the young man has to accept his fate.
The boy's name was Lin Nan. He learned Taoism from his grandfather, Lin De, when he was young. The ancestral Hongmeng Taoism of the Lin family was a little different from that of other families. According to the old man's grandfather, his Taoism was a combination of the Taoism of the three witches and witches in ancient times, so he paid attention to the simultaneous cultivation of Taoism and Taoism.
However, Lin Nan estimated that this "Hongmeng Daofa" might be a kind of Daofa that our ancestors learned through martial arts. In order to connect with the ancient immortals, 502 everyone who started to learn Taoism in the Hongmeng period raised their identity, so our ancestors named their Taoism "Hongmeng Daofa". Lin Nan can only dare to think about such an idea in his heart, saying that Grandpa Stinky would surely chase him in the head with a pipe.
However, the Lin Family's Taoism has many wonderful uses. The cultivation of physical skills (that is, martial arts) in Hongmeng Taoism is different from other schools' emphasis on gorgeous and complex moves. Instead, they learn some basic moves, such as Wuqinxi, Assorted Forging, Taijiquan, etc., but don't underestimate these basic moves. Once they are learned, they can change a lot. For example, Lin Nan's grandfather can use those two simple moves to win him every time, This is also the manifestation of the pursuit of nature by various practices in Hongmeng Daofa.
Back home, Lin Nan was doing housework. Because the family tradition of the Lin family stresses joining the world, the people of the Lin family usually live just like ordinary people. Only when demons and ghosts come out to make troubles, they show extraordinary, but ordinary people do not know about it, so the Lin family and their neighbors are harmonious. Lin's father and mother were killed by a monster when they were demonizing, and they claimed that they were killed in a car accident. The neighbors felt Lin Nan was a bit pathetic. They followed a grandfather who knew nothing and had to do everything by himself since childhood. In addition to taking care of Lin Nan from time to time, the neighbors also took Lin Nan as an example to teach their children.
In fact, Lin Nan can't do anything. He was forced out. With such a grandfather, in order not to be killed by a series of man-made disasters (starvation, burning, poisoning), Lin Nan had to learn to do all kinds of things, which also enabled Lin Nan to have many skills, such as his good cooking.
However, although Lin Nan can do anything, in order not to let smelly grandpa be free, he has a duel and lost the agreement to do housework. Since the agreement, Lin Nan has never won. The agreement is equal to no, but this agreement has helped him improve his martial arts. Every time he loses, he summarizes experience, making Lin Nan stronger and stronger in actual combat.
Lin Nan's skill is comparable to that of his grandpa under the effect of pills, but the exercise of moves is not as good as that of his grandpa. After all, grandpa has learned for decades and comprehended a lot, so even though he knows that grandpa will use those two moves to sneak attack every time, he can't prevent it. It seems that Lin Nan still has a lot of room for improvement in his physical skills. Lin Nan sighs in his heart.
Although Lin Nan knows the two moves' Monkey Steals Peaches' and 'Immortal Picks Grapes' very well, his awareness and ability to seize opportunities in the battle, as well as the use of moves, can't catch up with his grandfather, so he is attacked by his grandfather every time. Every time my grandpa fought with him, he used those two moves, which was like a stroke of genius. The timing and the connection of the moves were all right, and every time he forced him to save himself. From this point of view, Lin Nan admired my grandpa. My grandpa had mastered martial arts moves, so it was easy to fight.
Lin Nan knew that if she wanted to reach the level of her grandfather, it would take at least several decades of training. Lin Nan also knows that grandpa's handy martial arts moves are not something that can be achieved through practice, but can be learned through life and death tests in many life and death battles.
Lin Nan sighed. In fact, it's not that those two moves didn't solve the problem, but that there is a gap between him and his grandpa, who can beat him with any move.
In order to get closer to her grandfather, every time Lin Nan finishes her housework, she recalls all the moves she used to fight with her grandfather that day, and learns from them to help her grow. After that, she meditates for a while, and then goes to school. After all, he is of school age, so it would be strange to stay at home all day.
The day passed so uneventfully. Lin Nan's first thing to do when he came back from school at night was to settle down. Because he and his grandpa had already entered the infant stage, and both had opened up the valley, they didn't need to cook. But there were still pots and pans at home, and they were put up in a style.
After waking up in meditation, Lin Nan entered the side hall into a training ground that was transformed into a martial arts training ground. He focused on two things and played with himself. In fact, this training ground has rarely been used since Lin Nan became a monk, because if the two fight in it, it is not a competition. It is called tearing down the house. In order to avoid shocking and unnecessary troubles, Ye and Sun would rather spend some energy flying to outer space to fight.
After reviewing the moves of the fight with grandpa this morning, Lin Nan has learned a lot. After careful thinking, grandpa will use the moves to force Lin Nan to show his flaws before he uses "Monkey Steals Peaches" and "Immortal Talent Grapes" every time.
For example, before grandpa wants to use "Monkey Steals Peach", he must attack him hard to make his foot wall careless of protection, and then use this trick to steal peaches at an appropriate time.
Another example is that before grandpa wants to use "Immortals Picking Grapes", he must attack his foot plate to make him sneak when his chest is wide open, or simply use it behind "Monkeys Stealing Peaches", so even if Lin Nan stops him from stealing peaches, he must not have time to stop the "Immortals Picking Grapes" behind him, because when ordinary people are attacked by the leg between the two legs, He will subconsciously use his hands to block it. Once he blocks it, he is hit by Grandpa Stinky's trick, and the subsequent move "Immortals Picking Grapes" is hit 100%.
After thinking through this layer, Lin Nan has a solution. He created a strange move to block. One hand quickly extends to protect his crotch, and the other hand is in front of his chest. This way, no matter which dirty move Grandpa uses first, he can block it, and then has a chance to counter attack.
Lin Nan smiled when he thought of his grandpa's sad face after the defeat. It was time for him to be depressed for so many times. Lin Nan became more excited and tried hard to practice this self created move until he could subconsciously pose the block in a conditioned reflex.
