"I graduated from the university with a bachelor's degree. Is that too much?"
"Not too much."
"I have a car. It's not too much to ask the man to have a room, is it?"
"Not too much."
"My annual salary is 300000 yuan, and my husband's annual salary is 500000 yuan. Is that too much?"
"Not too much."
At the Jiangcheng matchmaking corner, a man and a woman sat face to face, talking with each other, and their faces were full of confidence, while the man answered perfunctorily.
The woman felt offended and asked, "Li Yang, what's your attitude? You are 32 years old, haven't studied in college, and you have saved less than 200000 yuan. Your parents have no pension, and there are no people in the house or car. It's a great honor for me to come here."
Li Yang looked at the woman whose facial features were not as good as his own, and said helplessly, "Sister, you are 42!"
The woman immediately yelled, "Who are you calling? What happened to me at 42? I graduated from college with an annual salary of 300 thousand. Who are you? You look down on me?"
"How dare I? Besides, I didn't plan to talk to you. You had to come here yourself."
The woman said angrily, "You can see all over the market. How many girls are good enough for me? In my opinion, you are nothing but good-looking! Do you think I have a crush on you? It's a laughingstock! Do you think I'm not wanted?"
"How come? A 78 year old girl in our village, the 20 year old Arab prince just proposed to her a few days ago, married 99 nuclear powered aircraft carriers, 999 destroyers, 1999 five generation aircrafts, 100 large oilfields, gold for betrothal gifts, and hired 800 ox carts before being able to move. The later you get married, the better. All the good men are behind you. The man who really likes you doesn't care about your age. "
As Li Yang said this, the woman's expression became more and more distorted.
After Li Yang finished speaking, she suddenly grabbed her hair and shouted, "Ah... ah... get out of here! Get out!"
"Grass! This is my position. I came here early in the morning..."
Before Li Yang finished speaking, he saw the woman's eyes as if they were going to eat people.
All eyes around gathered here.
"Grass! I'm unlucky!"
With that, he got up and left his seat.
It was not that he had to come for a blind date, but that his old mother forced him to come.
And after a while, my old mother will come here to see if he takes it seriously. If not, I will go back without a long talk.
But what can I do when I meet a crazy woman.
Come to the corner of the blind date corner and prepare to take another look. My mother has been in a bad mood recently, so I'd better do a face saving project.
Just lit a cigarette, my mother called.
Li Yang immediately explained: "Mom, there are too many people in the blind date role. I came here early in the morning and didn't get a place. I'm still waiting. I promise to be honest with you on the blind date. Next year, you will definitely have a big fat boy."
The other side of the phone said, "I know you can't do anything. Your aunt Wang introduced me to a girl, 28 years old, who is not bad looking. I gave her WeChat to you. This is your last chance. Do you hear me?"
Li Yang agreed with a bitter face, "Oh, don't worry, I will definitely try my best to be a licker for others!"
After hanging up, he opened WeChat and saw a number sent by his mother.
Application friend: introduced by an acquaintance.
Otherwise, there is no topic at all. We just spread it out. Everyone is for blind date. As long as you don't go too far, you should agree.
Soon, the woman agreed, and before he could go to the circle of friends to see what the other party was like, he received a reply from the other party.
"Jiangcheng?"
Yes
"Eight hundred acquaintances."
Li Yang:
"Aunt Wang introduced it."
"Oh, the bride price is 300000 yuan."
"Grass! Roll the calf..."
Li Yang hasn't finished typing.
Wu Tianqi, a close friend in high school and Li Yang's only friend for many years, suddenly called.
After connecting, "Wu Daoyou, what can I do for you?"
"I'm divorced again."
"Ah? It's not just four months since we got married. Cao, why do you pay me for it?"
Li Yang immediately burst into a curse. Wu Tianqi, the bastard, has been married three times.
Now divorced? According to his family's conditions, there will be four marriages, which means that he has to pay another share of the money.
Wu Tianqi on the other side of the phone sighed: "I understand that I arranged you and Wang Manqi, and you lost ten years of money on that witch Wang Manqi. Now karma falls on me."
When Li Yang mentioned this, he took a deep breath, exhaled a large amount of smoke, and said, "It's not your fault. I haven't played with her myself."
Fourteen years ago, he chased Wang Manqi from the whole high school and promised to be his girlfriend. He gave up the opportunity to resume his studies because he almost passed the two book mark. He concentrated on working for Wang Manqi, who also only passed the three book mark, to go to college.
After losing ten years of youth and spending 600000 yuan, Wang Manqi dumped him four years ago on the pretext that he had no money or ability.
The next day, Wang Manqi announced her new relationship in her circle of friends.
When chasing Wang Manqi, Wu Tianqi was the most powerful.
So Wu Tianqi always felt guilty.
Wu Tianqi reproached himself and said, "It's my fault. I knew for a long time whether she was a witch or let you into the Devil's Way."
Wu Tianqi is an avid fan of fairy tales. Because of Wang Manqi's natural charm, he has given her the title of a witch. He always feels that Wang Manqi is not the right person.
"Then why did you divorce this time?"
Li Yang doesn't want to tangle with this matter. His family situation is average, and there is no fault tolerance in his life.
But Wu Tianqi's family condition is good. His father was the director of the Academic Affairs Office, and his family can even relate to the richest man in Jiangcheng. He should have a high tolerance rate.
As a result, this guy is really unlucky.
The first daughter-in-law, who had lupus erythematosus and was unable to bear children, kept it from his family for three years.
The second daughter-in-law gave birth to two babies in six years, but none of them was his.
The third daughter-in-law, who has only been married for four months, got divorced again
"Abortion, the doctor said there were too many abortions before..."
"What? Crouching trough! That girl is not only twenty-two years old?"
Wu Tianqi sighed and said, "This is retribution."
"All right, I've been talking for so many years. Don't you get tired of it? I'm very happy now. I took the lead in writing the quantitative program algorithm for the company. The boss earned 100 million yuan and gave me 50000 yuan. In a few months, I will have 200000 yuan in savings."
"Oh, I won't give you the money back."
"Wait a minute..."
At this time, while talking, Li Yang deleted the content before the WeChat chat box.
Asked the woman: "Eight hundred or not? Tonight!"
The woman hesitated for a few seconds and replied, "Yes."
After a while, Wu Tianqi sighed, "Are you free at noon? Have a drink together?"
"I can't go away. It's at the blind date corner! By the way, you just said you wouldn't refund my money?"
"Yes, when you get married, I will give you three pieces and give you one piece."
The next second, Li Yang sent Wu Tianqi the screenshot of the chat record that the woman had just responded to him.
"Look at the picture I sent you on WeChat. I will get married tonight and return the money as soon as possible."
After seeing the chat record, Wu Tianqi on the other side of the phone shouted, "Are you special or not human? This is also considered marriage?"
"Why not? Just get married one night and leave tomorrow when you wake up, but you just haven't got a certificate... didn't you get a certificate when you married your first daughter-in-law?"
Wu Tianqi said helplessly, "Just for the money? You are so cruel!"
"Cut the crap, 3000 yuan, no less than one point, call me right away!"
Wu Tianqi said, "Well, if Lili is healthy, my child is ten years old now. If she is a girl, I will let her grow up and marry you."
Lili, his first wife, is very beautiful.
Li Yang threw away his cigarette butt and scolded, "Why don't you pull a little less? I have something to do, so hang up first!"
This guy has lost his face in order not to give him 3000 yuan.
"Wait!"
"What else?"
"I have always had a question for you, have you and Wang Manqi ever repaired together?"
"Du..."
Li Yang hangs up the phone directly.
It seems that everything is not so bad, but in fact many of them are irretrievable.
If I had studied hard in high school, I would have been able to pass at least one exam. My mother would probably not have been injured 14 years ago, let alone left a root cause.
If you stop, stop. When Wang Manqi started to find excuses to delay after graduating from college, he realized that life still has a chance.
But now it is thirty-two. For ordinary people, they have basically been sentenced to death.
……
It's boring to wait for an empty seat. He has opened a low IQ that he has been mixing with for a long time.
There are talents in it, which can temporarily stop your brain from thinking about other things.
Soon he found a post.
"I will be reborn soon, but I can only bring one thing. Please help me see what I should bring."
In this low IQ post bar, there is such a post, which is incompatible with the atmosphere of the whole post bar.
After all, we often discuss such profound topics as' why can't you see outside when you close your eyes', which makes the boundary between people and mental illness more clear.
Li Yang clicks in and wants to see who should leave the hospital.
However, after seeing the answer given by the person inside, he did not know whether to celebrate the arrival of a new patient in the bar or to be angry with the guy who had to be so careful even in his dreams.
A， New Songs of Zhou Dong 14 Years Later
B， A brand new fruit 6S
C. Answer to the National College Entrance Examination in 2014
Because this post is relatively new, no one has responded yet.
Of course, others may see him and feel that he has no medicine to save and is too lazy to answer.
Someone replied, "What are you doing with Jay's new songs? Can you play his songs 14 years later?"
Soon, the other party replied, "My goddess is a fan of Jay. If she can see Jay's new song, which is the first in the world, she will be very happy."
"Then you bring a fruit 6S. It's useless? If you try to carry some data inside, I won't tell you. Why do you bring a brand new one? What's the matter? Broken mobile phones have relatives with you?"
The other party replied quickly: "My goddess is a loyal user of the fruit mobile phone. She has been unable to afford it. I want her to be the first person in the world to use the new fruit mobile phone."
“？？？”
Well, this patient has not yet arrived at the time of discharge, and does not know where he went, but also turned into a dog licker.
Dog licking disease is almost incurable!
Unless you die and survive.
Don't ask, asking is someone looking in the mirror.
Li Yang found the answer to the 14 year national college entrance exam on his mobile phone, and then sent it to him, saying: "It's still reliable. I also took the college entrance exam for 14 years, and I often regret it. I can recite this answer."
Soon, the other side replied, "That's great. In this way, my goddess will be admitted to the university of her choice!"
"Your ancestor, the 18th generation, has worked in the underworld for hundreds of years before he won you a ticket for rebirth. Is it to let you go back to be a dog licker?"
"What else? I can please the goddess, and they will be happy..."
Li Yang's blood pressure came up.
When he was a keyboard man on the Internet, he never broke the defense.
There is an unspoken rule of being a keyboard man. Whoever has dirty words will lose.
"Grass! Fierce! When I met such a dog like you, I lost my blood for eight generations. In reality, don't let me meet you and beat you once when I see you! Rebirth? You are born again! You deserve a ticket for rebirth?"
After saying this, he exited the program angrily.
He is the only one in the world who can break the defence!
Suddenly, everything in front of me becomes more and more blurred.
"Shit, I never have any problems!"
"The most important accomplishment of licking a dog is not to get sick, otherwise Wang Manqi would have kicked me!"
"I must be angry with that bastard."
"Grass..."
