Princess Mansion, in the back garden.
"Meet your face."
The slave girl passing by the corridor took a copper basin and bowed to Yang Xushi Shiran. She could not help but peek at his handsome face and quickly ran away shyly.
Yang Xu looked up at the rising moon and wanted to cry without tears.
This is not the start you want!
……
China Magic City on the Blue Star.
Yang Xu stood by the road, looking pale at the road.
There was a car accident on the road, and many people were surrounded.
A young man who was rushing to work was hit beyond recognition and died on the spot.
A passer-by rode a shared bike directly through Yang Xu's body.
Yes, Yang Xu is dead. The young man in the car accident is himself.
He felt sick at the sight of his miserable death.
[Ding! The social beating system has awakened successfully. I'm glad to serve you]
Yang Xu is depressed.
It's useless to wake up the system when you die.
"Bad system, can't you wake up earlier? I'm dead now."
[Ding! The host is detected dead, and the following options are provided for the host]
[Option 1: Revitalize the body, but the host's body and face are seriously damaged, so you have to pay 1 million yuan for cosmetic surgery at your own expense]
[Option 2: Crossing the plane, the host has the right to put forward reasonable requirements for the new identity]
[Please select]
Yang Xu is flat mouthed. Anyway, he doesn't live up to his expectations.
The whole community of livestock is tired every day, and it is not as good as the pet dog in the rich man's arms.
If you want to revive your life and bear a million yuan of cosmetic debt, you can choose to be a fool.
It's better to play Crossing. Anyway, there are golden fingers around you, and I'm afraid that you can't turn the world.
"I choose two."
[Ding! The selection is successful, please enter the ideal traversal environment and identity requirements of the host]
Yang Xu glanced at his unrecognizable body, and felt a thrill of nausea all over.
Immediately asked: "First, I want to go through the ancient times. It's good in ancient times. There are seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards... Ah, bah, TV dramas are all deceptive. The emperor's concubines are all ugly, so there is nothing to turn the country into a city. I want to be a rich man in ancient times. I want to embrace three wives and four concubines. It's nice to collect rent if I have nothing to do
"Second, I don't want to become a child. I want to be an adult. The body must be strong, and the ability in that respect must not be short. I must be handsome again. I think I am the second best in the world. Nobody dares to be the first. I want to be the first best in the world."
"Third, it is not popular to hold thighs now. I want to hold thighs and hold an emperor. Oh, no, the emperor's thighs are too hairy and prick his face. As the saying goes, accompanying a monarch is like accompanying a tiger. This thigh is not secure."
"If I want to hold the princess, I will hold her leg. How tender, fragrant and soft the princess's legs are. The thief likes to hold her. You must give me a gorgeous beauty. The fat pig's hoof is gnawing its teeth and cannot bite."
"It seems that the princess's thighs are also dangerous. After all, she is a female and has no real power. Give me the whole hidden big guy a hug."
"The big guy should hold the real power. He must be rough enough to make me even the emperor's concubine dare to fight. The emperor is up to me. I want to be a new generation of Wei Xiaobao, hey hey."
"Fourth, sister controlled novels are not popular now. I am the only one at home, and several talented, beautiful and loyal sisters are waiting for words."
"He dotes on my younger brother in every way. He has a deep affection for me. He dotes on me and loves me. He will give me everything I want. He will also pick stars for me. I will be spoiled."
"Well, that's all. Go through."
[Ding! The passage will be opened for you. Three, two, one, wormhole will be opened]
……
Yang Xu woke up and found himself lying on the fragrant embroidery bed.
He hurriedly got up and found the dressing table mirror to look at his face.
His face looks like a crown of jade, his appearance is extraordinary, his eyes are like stars, his eyebrows are in his temples, his nose is like a gallbladder, his lips are like grease, his body is like a jade, and his eyebrows are clear
Yang Xu suddenly brought out the cool words that can be described in his mind.
But I still feel unable to praise myself in the bronze mirror.
This face is really amazing.
Perfect!
Yang Xu coquettishly compared himself in the mirror and gave him a wink.
The handsome universe is invincible. I love you so much.
By the way, what's the name of this identity and what does it do?
Yang Xu's memory poured into his soul as soon as he remembered it.
Yang Xumeng found something wrong.
Its predecessor was Yang Xu.
But the starting point of this identity is too low.
The actor!
And later generations of cowherd urinate.
How can I cross this identity and live again? I am still a social animal and cannot escape the social beating.
This identity has no legs to hold, let alone to control the government and arrange anyone to be the emperor.
Identity disappointment.
The environment is even more disappointing.
Yang Xu originally planned to travel through the ancient times, and with the advantages of modern people, he would eat and drink spicy food in ancient times.
The result is sad. This is ancient times.
But it is not any dynasty he knows.
Dali Dynasty.
This is an age when everyone can cultivate immortals. Spells have flown into the homes of ordinary people and become part of their lives.
What the hell?
When will Xiuxian become a vegetable and turnip in the field.
It's a joke to cultivate immortals by yourself.
I don't want to cross my knees and meditate every day and live like an ascetic monk.
As for life, it is necessary to recite the wind and moon. It is comfortable to drink and pillow the legs of beautiful women.
"The system, you come out, I want to go through again."
[Ding! It is detected that the host is least interested in cultivating immortals. Please complete the counter attack in the world of cultivating immortals as a mortal]
Yang Xu has a black face. Is this against the system?
The more you dislike it, the more you insist on it.
It's enough to be beaten by the society. Now we have to be beaten by the system.
Life is hard.
[Ding! This crossing consumes too much energy, and the system is going to sleep indefinitely]
"Hey, don't give me a rest. I don't want the Immortal Xia World. I want ordinary ancient times. If not, you can get me a nearby plug-in. Otherwise, I will be given a second every minute. If I die, you will have to finish it."
[Ding! During hibernation, the system will open the database to the host for free in the open mode, and successfully hold the princess' thigh]
[Ding! The system goes into sleep, and the restart time is unknown]
Hear the system downtime sound.
Yang Xu is crazy.
What kind of system is this? It just cools me down.
It's too unkind.
Who developed the system!
The door of the room opened at this time, and a tall, exquisite and graceful maid in green broke into the door.
Seeing Yang Xu looking at himself, two rosy clouds suddenly appeared on his smart face, and he came forward shyly. Shi Shiran bowed and took Yang Xu's big hand.
Yang Xu was delighted with his eyebrows.
It's good to be handsome. The girl is in the mood for spring. She has taken the initiative to throw herself in her arms.
Come on, I'm not picky about food. Do you prefer active or passive?
"Young Master Yang, the princess thinks you are soft and says she will kill you alive. You are so handsome and beautiful. I can't bear to see you die. As long as you say a word, I am willing to abandon this honor and wealth with you and go far away."
Yang Xu was only happy for three seconds when the maid in green broke his good expectations.
What's going on here?
Will you elope with the princess's maid at the beginning?
Yang Xu was dumbfounded for a while, and his brain was going to go down like the system.
As soon as my mind was clear, my memory came like a tide, and I suddenly remembered it.
His predecessor was an actor. Princess Jinghe liked him and forced him back to the mansion to enjoy it.
According to the regulations, we had to try to get married first, and the old ladies from the Princess Mansion rushed in three at once.
It's so fierce. These people can all be their own grandmothers. They directly scared their predecessors into tears.
Yang Xu guessed the next thing.
He happened to pass through the snatch, and the trial marriage also failed because of his sudden "shock", and was labeled as a soft egg.
"Crouching slot, what a lousy start! I was almost asleep by three old aunts. I died socially at the beginning, and now I have to be killed by the princess. Is it necessary to be so cruel? The stinking system will kill me."
Yang Xu wanted to cry and swore without tears.
This was definitely not the start he wanted.
He envisioned a perfect start when he was recruited by the princess as his son-in-law. On the night of his wedding, he fell down drunk and died. Then he reincarnated and picked up a big bargain.
The son-in-law must be the only son of a general who controls the government. He can command thousands of troops, hold real power, and fart. The emperor will say "Xiang".
There are another seventeen or eight beautiful sisters at home who are still waiting for words.
Sister Wen is not popular now.
Let's have a beautiful experience.
This is what Yang Xu expected.
Who wants to be changed by the system? Everything is in vain.
"The system, you return my perfect start."
Yang Xuqi's straight grinding rear teeth.
Seeing that Yang Xu was talking about something she couldn't understand, the maid in green quickly reminded him and shouted, "Young Master Yang, what are you hesitating about? Make a quick decision. If you don't run away, it will be too late."
Yang Xu regained consciousness and glanced at the maid who was going to elope with him.
Are you kidding? If you elope with your little maid, what's your future.
Never elope.
Now we can only accept the fact that we have crossed the wrong boundary. Let's find a way to open the golden finger first.
Take things as they come.
First of all, I have to successfully hold the princess's thigh.
Immediately he coaxed Niu Bi, the servant girl, and said, "My husband would rather die standing than live a life of shame. Take me to see the princess, and I will shake up my husband today."
The maidservant in green looked at Yang Xu in a daze, and her eyes were covered with excitement.
How manly! I am worthy of being the man I like, and I will not waste my time to give up everything in Princess Mansion for him and elope with him.
But that's the princess. I'm shaking my husband in front of her. Are you kidding me.
It's a death wish.
"Young Master Yang, think again..."
The maid in green tried hard to persuade.
"Think twice. Take me to the princess right away. Today I want you to see what a real man is. Don't you lead the way, I will go by myself."
Yang Xu couldn't listen and rushed out of the room.
Yang Xuhu and Hu Shengwei march towards the Princess Dormitory Hall!
The maid in green tried to dissuade her all the way, but she couldn't stop her.
At the entrance of the dormitory.
Two palace maids holding lanterns at the door reached out and stopped Yang Xu from going. They glared angrily and scolded, "How dare you be presumptuous in the Princess Dormitory Hall!"
"Look at my dragon claw hand!"
Yang Xu, based on the principle of being able to use his hands and not bleeping with women, directly took the claw.
The palace maid was obviously flustered in her eyes and instinctively withdrew her hands to protect her chest.
Sure enough, women are afraid of men.
In order to reach the princess's thigh, Yang Xu was too embarrassed to break into the door.
The maid in green quickly followed her into the hall.
The Princess Bedroom is a pattern of one light and two darkness.
Around the marble screen beside Mingtang Hall, you will find the princess boudoir.
The curtain of white gauze and the fragrant couch pillow a charming beauty.
Wearing a red blouse, under the slender jade neck, a piece of crisp chest is half hidden like white jade, and a bunch of plain waist is not enough.
A pair of tall, well watered legs were exposed.
Look at it with the eyes of a modern person.
This figure is the best. It is 172 tall and sexy, with long and beautiful legs, protruding and curly, and exquisite curves, which can be called perfect.
The Princess Jinghe seems to be unable to drink.
Under the bun of flowers, a white face of melon seeds, smiling and flirtatious eyes of peach blossoms, cheeks slightly drunk and pink, charming ripples, small corners of the mouth slightly cocked, red lips slightly opened, looking to attract a kiss.
This is a creature who exudes a sycophantic appearance from the bottom of his bones.
All the time, they are seducing men and stirring up their fragile nerves.
The system didn't hurt my father this time. It's really a good leg, really great!
Princess Jinghe was too lazy to look at Yang Xu. She said lazily, "Anyone who intrudes into the bedroom of this palace will be killed with a stick!"
The old maid immediately came in with her staff.
Putong!
Yang Xu's knees suddenly softened and he knelt down in public.
"Please spare my life, Princess. It's not just the villain's incompetence. It's really hard to explain. Please let me know."
The maidservant in green followed her with round and beautiful eyes, completely silly.
Isn't it a good idea?
Why are you kneeling?
The maid in green immediately scorned Yang Xu.
Fortunately, I was still so obsessed with him, thinking of breaking everything and eloping with him.
Who would have thought that he was a silver gun and wax head? What a good bag!
