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Chapter 1 After all, I still live my most hated life

The melon seed face is white and tender, even without beauty and filter, it is still 360 degrees without dead angle.

Perfect and delicate facial features, even in severe cases. Female patients can't find any problems, which can be called perfect!

On the pointed chin, there are dimples next to the pink and sexy cherry mouth

The nose bridge is tall, and the nose tip is delicate and small.

Under the skin of the two eyes with clear lines, two large eyes are decorated with an obsidian pupil, which is black and white, like the stars in the night, shining with dazzling light.

The long eyelashes curved out a charming arc, as if to cover the shy eyes of the host.

The slender and dark eyebrows slightly rise, making them more cute.

Exquisite face, with thick dark hair

"Beautiful! How beautiful!"

Looking at the people in the mirror, Luo Xiang was shameful and moved.

But soon, Luo Xiang collapsed, and the beautiful and outrageous person in the mirror turned into a bitter face.

Oh, my God!

Isn't it just an oath?

If all the splits are done, do you still need additional punishment?

I, Luo Xiang, have an imposing, masculine and handsome face, not only looks like Chen Weiting, but also has eight abdominal muscles and a male dog's waist. People call me "walking hormone", "Yongdong small motor". From forty years old to fourteen years old, as long as I'm not blind, who can't see me without blushing and heartbeat?

"Now it's all right. I've got a really baby face. It's especially the kind of girl who is extremely angry. Now it's like a ghost. It's better to let me become a woman..." Looking at himself in the mirror, Luo Xiang choked.

Yes, Luo Xiang swore to be struck by thunder and then reborn into a new world.

Now the owner of this smelly bag is Han Lu, who has just turned 18 this year and is still a sophomore student doll.

............

Back to the Earth, on May 20, 2020, the Bund of Magic City

Because of the homophonic sound of 520, May 20 was an ordinary day and was hyped as Valentine's Day by unscrupulous businessmen. Luo Xiang, like tens of thousands of male compatriots, became a direct victim.

No, to be exact, Luo Xiang was hurt three times

At 9 o'clock that night, Luo Xiang pushed the crowd out of the Bund at the speed of the Flying Man with the same name as Liu.

"Excuse me, please excuse me, my wife is going to have a baby in front..."

"Thank you. When my son is born, I will definitely invite you to have a wedding banquet..."

“......”

"Hoo... hoo, finally catch up with..."

Luo Xiang is a little lucky.

It is impossible for his wife to have a baby. At least until he is 35 years old, Luo Xiang will never let this happen.

As a successful time management master, Luo Xiang has always maintained a record of no less than 3 people online at the same time with amazing wisdom and physical strength.

It's just that he usually has two races at most, but today is very unlucky. On the special day of 520, Luo Xiang needs to complete a difficult three kill task.

Fortunately, with his amazing intelligence and physical strength, Luo Xiang made a smooth progress in the first half of the game. It's only 9 pm now, and only the last game is left

"Qingqing, I'm here!"

With Luo Xiang's voice, a tall, curvaceous girl turned her head not far from the riverside fence, and even had a Laurie face, too much!

When the girl saw Luo Xiang, she jumped at him with joy.

"Hum, it was said that it was 8:30, and it was almost 9:00......" After hugging, the girl remembered that she had waited for half an hour, and immediately pursed her lovely mouth angrily.

"Hey, you don't know how crowded the Bund is. Just for half an hour, my hair has turned gray when I sat in the car. If you don't believe me, look at it..."

Luo Xiang looked down at the girl's eyes, which were full of sincerity, as if he had just really lived like a year in the car.

But the truth is that Luo Xiang has just completed his second appointment in a dessert shop 500 meters away. Although he is a bit embarrassed, it will take him no more than five minutes

The girl was moved by Luo Xiang's sincere eyes, "Well, I know I wronged you, honey, reward you one..."

"Wave..."

"Not enough. There is also this side..."

Luo Xiang shamelessly turned his face, and the girl shyly closed her eyes and offered her red lips again.

"Bark..."

Dog food was scattered all over the ground.

A few minutes later, the Oriental Pearl Tower 520 light show began, hundreds of large and small love flooded the sky, and the girl's eyes were full of confusion and expectation.

"Luo Xiang, let's make a wish..."

"Well, what's your wish?"

"I will love you all my life, and I will always love you alone!" The girl blinked her intoxicating eyes, looking at Luo Xiang, and her eyes were full of expectation.

"Er......"

Luo Xiang's mouth twitched. It's not a wish, it's a vow. Okay

Luo Xiang's brain was spinning fast. He wanted to use his wisdom to resolve the embarrassment, but when he looked at the girl's expectant eyes, he still held back.

Looking at the clear sky and the starry night sky, Luo Xiang is rarely soft hearted.

Alas, forget it. Anyway, it's also New Valentine's Day. Let's make an exception today. It's just a promise

After 10 seconds

There was a thunderclap from the Bund of Magic City, and a dazzling lightning fell from the sky. Tens of thousands of people in the white shining Bund could not open their eyes, but it was said that he saw a trace of purple in the white lightning, which was very supernatural.

After the lightning, there was a huge sweeping disturbance on the Bund.

"Ah! Someone has been struck by thunder!"

"It seems that this man just swore..."

"Damn it, it must be the scum man who swore to be struck by thunder!"

"So amazing?"

"Are you dead?"

"I don't know whether I'm dead or not, but I must be confused..."

"Honey, you also made an oath. You said, do you have a mistress outside?"

"Wife, spare my life..."

The next day, all the major media had the same front page headline "Burned! - 520 scum men swore to be struck by thunder on the Bund".

Since then, the Magic City Bund has become a love shrine for women across the country, and a nightmare for scum men across the country

Of course, Luo Xiang didn't know about these things behind him. He only remembered that he swore to the Oriental Pearl Tower and died with a bang in his head.

There is a god three feet above my head. The ancients did not deceive me!

If swearing to be struck by thunder can't prove anything, then how can we explain that after being struck by thunder, we will cross over and regenerate?

Luo Xiang is in a panic now. However, as an old fogy who lives on the Internet all the year round, his mental quality is excellent. After a few minutes of panic, Luo Xiang has figured out a truth: if he is struck by thunder, he can still live, which means his life should not be cut off, so let's settle down now

When he calmed down, the first thing Luo Xianggan did was to take off his clothes and see if there were few parts on his body and how good the quality was.

Luo Xiang was relieved by the inspection results, "It's OK..."

Although the eight abdominal muscles are gone, the muscles can still be trained. The key is that your own expertise is still very strong, and the quality has not declined.

The only thing that upset Luo Xiang was his face

It's so beautiful!

It looks like I want to beat myself!

If this face grows on a woman, it is absolutely disastrous, but if it grows on a man

Luo Xiang looked left and right, and suddenly found that this face seemed a little familiar.

"Damn it! Isn't this the Canadian version of LH?"

As a post-80s generation, what Luo Xiang dislikes most is the little fresh meat on TV that is so girlish. It's so girlish to wear makeup, trim eyebrows, touch lipstick, and wear earrings.

Although Luo Xiang doesn't like watching TV and paying attention to the gossip of Little Fresh Meat stars, advertising bombing is everywhere in modern society. It's hard for Luo Xiang to see the fried chicken in Little Fresh Meat even if he doesn't want to see it

Now think about it carefully, how similar it is!

It's over. I still live my most hated life after all

After silently grieving for a few seconds, Luo Xiang began to think about an important question.

Who is the owner of this body?

What are the social relationships?

How was he occupied by himself?

This issue is very important. Knowing Han Lu's identity and social relations can ensure that he is not found to be a fake.

As for caring about how the unlucky guy died, I just want to explore the puzzle I passed through

According to the analysis of the results of the just general examination, the body of the patient is intact and undamaged, excluding death due to trauma.

Feel the condition of your body again. You are energetic, and there is no sign of burping. Is this thing beautiful when you look in the mirror?

Luo Xiang just said something in his heart, and suddenly a sharp pain came from the deep of his brain.

Countless pictures and information burst like a tidal wave. These are all memory fragments of Han Lu before he died. In a short time, he had browsed a person's memory for 18 years. Without any accident, Luo Xiang sat on the ground and fainted.

Whether it was a second, a minute or more, Luo Xiang finally began to regain consciousness.

However, Luo Xiang's eyes were full of confusion at this time.

"Am I Luo Xiang or Han Lu?"

"In other words, I should now be a newborn of two people..."

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