"Brother, what are you looking at?"
"I watched the play...... Er...... No, your express delivery, please sign for it."
"Brother, have you made a mistake? I'm jumping from a building. I'm going to kill myself!"
"Then you sign and jump, or I will be deducted from my salary."
Tang Zang, the younger brother of express delivery, stood up against the sun, raised his head and frowned to reduce the irritation of the sun on his eyes. He also held a piece of express delivery and a pen in his hand, with the other hand holding the bare feet of the people in front of him.
Standing on the edge of the balcony in front of him was a girl of 16 or 17 years old. She was wearing a long skirt, a fluffy hairstyle, a purple butterfly tattoo on her arm, and her childish face was wearing heavy makeup. Because of tears, the makeup on her face was gone. It looked like an abstract painting. What should be used was cheap cosmetics, not waterproof.
Tang Zangyang raised the pen in his hand: "After signing, you continue to cry. I have no control over continuing to jump, but you can't jump without signing."
The little girl was angry. She wiped her tears and scolded angrily: "You are sick. I have to sign an express delivery. Which express company is yours? I want to complain to you."
"Please sign for it before making a complaint."
The little girl took the ball pen discontentedly, wrote her name on the express delivery sign in position, and then threw the pen to the ground.
"Come on! Take your hands off the stinky courier!"
Tang Zang held the express in one hand, and then bit off the receipt sticker with his mouth. His other hand never let go of the little girl's bare feet. He was afraid that once he let go of the little girl, he would say goodbye to the world.
As for the pen that the little girl threw away, he didn't pick it up. He could tell whether the pen was important or the life was important.
After spitting the receipt on the ground, Tang Zang continued, "Thank you. The express postage is eight yuan and eight yuan in total. Is it cash or letter? It's OK to pay by paying."
The little girl was stunned for a moment: "Big brother, doesn't express mail?"
Tang Zang: "If you go to the merchant, I won't take care of it. I'll just collect the money. Give it quickly. Don't die without giving it."
The little girl's mood at the moment can't be described in words. She just wants to quickly get rid of this troublesome guy.
She took out ten yuan from her pocket and said, "Don't change. Take the money and get out of here."
Tang Zang put down the express and took the money, but he still didn't let go of his bare hands: "Since you are dying, please do me a favor. Our company is engaged in an activity. It's very affordable to add five yuan to send a power bank, and add ten yuan to send two."
Little girl: "Big brother, you are sick! I am jumping from a building, and I am dying. What kind of power bank do you want?"
Tang Zang took out a power pack from his small backpack and said, "It's not bad for you to have two power packs when you jump from a building."
My sister-in-law nearly collapsed: "Would it be nice for me to jump off the building and get two power packs?"
Tang Zangyang raised Yang's power bank and said, "Will it be ugly if you jump off a building and have two more power banks? Besides, you don't need them when you are alive. You can use them when you are on the road."
"I don't need a power bank right now, ok?"
The little girl almost roared out, and her voice broke,
Even if he is not dead, he will be driven mad.
Tang Zang: "Why can't you understand people's words, little girl? Why don't you give away two power packs for such a special event? I can tell you that there is no such store after passing this village."
The little girl cried,
Tearing my heart and lungs,
Boy, that was a tearful man, crying loudly, crying heaven and earth, crying down.
I feel sad just listening.
People cry when they hear it.
"Brother, I beg you, let me go, wuwuwu......"
Then
When the firemen came and successfully saved the girl, Tang Zang retired and left quietly, hiding his merits and fame.
Later, I heard from the fireman that after saving the little girl, the little girl kept clamouring to be a nurse, and then cut the courier surnamed Tang for twenty-seven times, or she wouldn't be able to breathe.
However, this is just a little girl's angry words, no one seriously.
The express company stipulates that the courier must wear an ID card, so the little girl is not surprised to know Tang Zang's name.
And Brother Tang Zang continues his journey of delivering express goods
"Hello, your express, please go downstairs and sign for it."
"Hello, I'm pregnant. Can you help me deliver it?"
Looking at the mobile phone, Tang Zang took a deep breath: "Beauty, you have been pregnant for three years, but you haven't given birth yet. You are especially pregnant with Nezha!"
Tang Zang, the customer, gave it away for three years. At the beginning, Tang Zang recognized it. When the other party used the excuse of pregnancy for three consecutive years, he couldn't bear it today.
There was silence at the other end of the phone for a while,
"If you don't give it away, don't give it away. Why are you so ferocious?"
Beep
Beep
Then he hung up the phone,
About five minutes later, a girl in pajamas arrived late, grabbed the express from Tang Zang with dissatisfaction, and turned to leave.
Tang Zang started the electric tricycle and continued to deliver,
Since graduation, he has worked as a waiter, delivered goods with trucks, and sold goods. Finally, he chose the industry of express delivery for nothing else, because express delivery can support his life in this city.
There are many rich people in such a big city, but there are more people without money. To save money to buy a house and a car here is a daydream for young people from outside.
Boom
When Tang Zang silently delivered the express, the sky was not beautiful. Only a few minutes later, the sky was covered with dark clouds and thunder was rolling,
It looks like rain.
Tang Zang sighed that his little tricycle had no sunshade. If it rained, the express would be wet,
I had to go back and get a car that could keep out the rain to continue delivering the express.
Delivering express delivery is not easy to eat. It's windy and rainy,
Although the salary is 5000 or 6000 yuan, apart from rent, water and electricity, rice, oil and salt, daily necessities, telephone bills and other miscellaneous things, I have worked for nothing this month.
If you get sick and take medicine or something, you will earn more than you can spend.
Move the express to another vehicle to continue today's delivery task.
The sky is overcast and it hasn't rained yet. It's not hard to see that the city will be baptized by rainstorm in ten minutes.
On a four lane road
When driving over, the co pilot sat on the girl who was eight or nine minutes old. When waiting for the traffic light, he put his hand on her leg and looked at her crazy eyes. This is the life that people should have. Tang Zang could see it clearly on the electric tricycle with an umbrella beside him.
The rich second generation of all evils.
I also want to be rich. I also want to drive a supercar. The co pilot sits with my sister.
Now, which young man doesn't want to drive the most expensive car and ride the wildest girl?
Tick
A drop of rain brought Tang Zang back to reality,
Tang Zang looked back at Ferrari and smiled. When he saw the green traffic lights, he twisted the accelerator.
Boom!
There was a thunder in the sky,
Lightning strikes the sky, and the earth seems dim.
The thunder without any sign startled Tang Zang who was going straight,
At this time, a vehicle turning left hit the left side of Tangzang Little Three Wheels at a speed of 30 to 40 hours.
With a "bang!", the small three wheels failed to stabilize and rolled over instantly, and the express dropped to the ground,
Tang Zang also fell off the small tricycle and rolled on the ground twice.
"Ding! The character story experience system has been turned on."
"Ding! Role Experience: Billionaires. (Non different roles)"
"Ding! Story experience: what is the experience of having a billion yuan deposit?"
"Ding! Experience time: 24 hours."
Tang Zang only felt the buzzing of brain melon seeds, and then heard that some system was turned on. He only thought he was hit by an illusion, and didn't care about it.
After all, the system is also in the novel. How can it exist in reality.
The left turning vehicle braked sharply and stopped. The driver got off the driver and walked to Tang Zang.
"You poor express delivery guy, don't look at the road when driving? Do you know how much my car costs?"
Tang Zang got up. He didn't fall too hard, which caused skin injuries. He patted the sand on his body and looked up at the driver.
The driver was a man of 289 years old, wearing a suit and gold wire glasses. He looked very gentle.
Tang Zang did not panic at all: "According to the second provision of Article 119 of the Road Traffic Safety Law, on the same road, drive in the opposite direction and turn to give way to straight traffic. You didn't yield to straight traffic, so you were fully responsible for this accident."
Send express every day. This kind of thing happens occasionally. Don't panic. You should know how to protect yourself with the law.
The man was stunned for a moment. He thought that Tang Zang would be humble, and he thought that Tang Zang would swear, but he really did not expect that Tang Zang would be so calm to reason with him and obey the law.
The man is a little empty. Of course, he knows that he is fully responsible, but he can't lose in momentum: "fart, you are in a non motorized lane, and you have reason to occupy the motorway, right?"
Tang Zang smiled, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and looked at the man calmly: "Go to the police, or is it private?"
The man knows that he is fully responsible. Even if the traffic police come, he will not change his responsibility. The key is that he cannot run. There are cameras everywhere around here. Once he runs away, he will hit and run. Then it will be even worse.
Thinking of this, he snorted: "If it were not for my emergency, I would definitely call the police."
Then he took out a thousand yuan from his wallet and threw it on the ground: "Don't let me meet you again, or I will kill you!"
After saying that, he turned to get on the bus and left with one foot of gas.
Tang Zang smiled, squatted down and picked up the money on the ground.
Some people will say that you should pick up the money that fell on the ground? I have no face.
Tang Zang just wanted to say, face? For the sake of face, do you have trouble with money? If you don't want the money for the sake of saving face, either you are the child of a rich family or you are too young.
Don't be hard on money. After all, you need it for food, drink, housing and trade. When you can earn money with your face, your face will be valuable.
I put a thousand yuan into my pocket, picked up the small three wheels, and picked up the scattered express one by one. I felt a little happy.
It cost 1000 yuan when he was hit. Tang Zang also understood why so many people like to touch porcelain.
Ride on the small tricycle to continue the delivery,
On the way to the delivery, Tang Zang remembered the words he heard when he was hit just now, and could not help sighing.
Alas, if I really have a billion yuan deposit, I will send a fart express.
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